speroexdespero:
->obligatus.
“i’m gonna kiCK YOUR AAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS”
“co ME AT ME”
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@obligatus-blog
speroexdespero:
->obligatus.
“i’m gonna kiCK YOUR AAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS”
“co ME AT ME”
speroexdespero:
->obligatus.
“FITE ME I’LL KICK UR ASS I’LL KICK ANYONE’S ASS I’LL KICK MY OWN ASS”
“ go aheAD U LIL POOP “
how many problems do u have
“Too many to count.”
“ i got 99 problems but despair aint one lmao “
ask-the-ahoge-crew:
{ 天使 } ⌠ That’s the spirit, ⌡ he replied, that same grin stretching across his features as well. Oh, this was going to be fun. And who knows? Maybe if the other progresses along far enough he could teach him a little of his own style of combat.
“So, what can I do to pay you back?” he asked. That was Naegi for you. He always wanted to help out, especially when he was being helped by the person who he desired to be a service to.
speroexdespero:
->obligatus.
“why tho do you not like Splatoon cmon it’s a gr8 game you should try it sometime fight turf wars against me i’ll kick your ass”
“ i’d rather u not lol “
//touches wings
“ e-eep! can you not do that … ? “
Obligatus
Sitting against a tree in the park, Chihiro was seconds away from dozing off under the night sky. Just as he was about to fall asleep, he heard what sounded like a crash a few feet back into the thicker of trees.
“What the hell?” Golden eyes widened and he stood up quickly, curiously following the sound. What he saw in the trees confused him. A boy, probably around his age, with angel wings. The programmer brushed it off as a costume as he placed his hands on his hips.
“What are you doing? Did you just fall out of a tree?” He asked, sounding rather amused by his own suggestion.
So much for camping out.
The angel was perched on top of a tree, keeping an eye out for any signs of Underworld activity. Lady Kyouko said that she had sensed a stirring here, and sent the Captain of her Guard, Naegi, to see to it. Really, he was sort of the Captain by default, being her only angel and all...
He wiped these thoughts out of his head as he saw a slight rustle in the bush from afar. He squinted, leaning forward foolishly to get a better look. Gravity decided to be a jerk, and there Naegi went. He tumbled through the tree, letting out grunts and yelps of pain as he hurled down towards the ground. As if the constant, painful bumps weren’t enough, Naegi received a face full of dirt and dust as he face planted into the ground. He groaned, pulling his face out and spitting out any dirt that got into his mouth, rubbing his eyes clean soon after.
If that wasn’t embarrassing enough, Naegi looked up to see a petite female in front of him. His face quickly becoming red, he scrambled up, trying to seem normal.
“I...uh...” he muttered, quickly trying to think of a response. “I was trying to get something in the trees...but slipped and fell.”
He could just feel Lady Kyouko facepalming right now.
$ [ this will be in the crippled verse btw , since angel naegg doesn't have a phone ]
Send “&” for a LOVING text
[TEXT: Angel Egg?];; Did anyone tell you this yet?
[TEXT: Angel Egg?];; …You’re a cute idiot.
[TEXT : The Other Hajime] – huh ??
[TEXT : The Other Hajime] – uhmmm thank you !! i guess ??
[TEXT: Angel Egg?];; Why did I just say that—
[TEXT: Angel Egg?];; Um… Nevermind.
rxserved-despair:
[TEXT: Angel Egg?];; Why did I just say that—
[TEXT: Angel Egg?];; Um… Nevermind.
[Text : The Other Hajime] -- uhm ... in all honesty
[Text : The Other Hajime] -- i think i’d rather hang out with you than the other hajime i know :^)
[Text : The Other Hajime] -- though i don’t like you calling me an idiot :^(
$ [ this will be in the crippled verse btw , since angel naegg doesn't have a phone ]
Send “&” for a LOVING text
[TEXT: Angel Egg?];; Did anyone tell you this yet?
[TEXT: Angel Egg?];; …You’re a cute idiot.
[TEXT : The Other Hajime] -- huh ??
[TEXT : The Other Hajime] -- uhmmm thank you !! i guess ??
codingdespair
“Moving out!”
The angel ran through the door that lead him to the world of the mortals. Equipped with his usual bow and arrows, he jumped down and allowed the Power of Flight to take over. He felt his cool rush of air in his face, and the loops and twirls that occurred in his stomach from the adrenaline of flying. However, he realized that this period of peace was too long, and looked around for a bit. That was odd...there were no enemies.
“Uh, Lady Kyouko? Where are we?” the angel asked, slowing down at the goddess’ command. Said goddess responded to him quickly, her analytical voice resonating in his head.
“I’m not sure, to be honest,” the goddess admitted. Naegi could tell that she wasn’t lying. While an abundance of people could decode the goddess’ true feelings from the nearly emotionless tone of her voice, Naegi could. “I might’ve opened a door a bit farther to our target than expected.”
“You can say that again,” Naegi replied, looking around warily again. “There are literally no Underworld or Forces of Nature troops here. It’s kinda weird.”
“Weird is an understatement,” the goddess responded. “I’ll take you down to get a closer look, alright?”
“I hope it’s nothing worrisome,” the angel said as he started his descent.
“I hope so too, but I’m getting any promising visions,” the goddess replied. “All I foresee is major bloodshed, and a general hopelessness throughout the entire area...”
“That can’t be good.”
Naegi heard the goddess make an ‘mmhm’ in reply as he parted through the last veil of clouds to see...chaos. The angel’s face paled as the Power of Flight allowed him to pause for a bit, and Naegi could tell that Lady Kyouko was just as horrified as he was. Buildings were up in flames, screams of women and cries of children and shouts of men rang throughout. From what he could see, some figures carrying crowbars and guns were the ones wreaking havoc. It was all...horrible. Hopeless...despairful.
“W-What happened?” Naegi managed to ask as he stayed still in the air.
“I don’t know, but...it isn’t good,” Kyouko said, her voice shaking slightly. “The humans...what have they gotten themselves into?”
Naegi was about to respond when a figure caught his eye. A figure standing on top of a large vehicle, shouting from a megaphone. The figure was small and feminine, dressed in an array of black, white, and red. Next to said figure, hidden in an alleyway, was a someone cocking a gun...right at the person with the megaphone.
“Lady Kyouko!” Naegi called out, staring down at the figure. “Get me down over there!”
“On it,” the goddess responded, allowing the angel to fly to his desired location.
The angel swooped down, the goddess guiding him to dodge enemy fire. He clenched his jaw, shooting down any obstacles in his way, making sure to not hurt the humans. After all, he was fighting the Underworld, the Forces of Nature, the Aurum...it was all for the humans. So why would he be shooting at them? It wouldn’t make sense.
Naegi glanced at the gunman pointing his rifle at the female perched on top of that van and leaned forward, trying to go faster. The goddess must’ve noted this, as she gave him a burst of speed. The boy opened his arms as he got closer, eventually capturing the young lady in his arms and flying up. He let out a small yelp as a bullet whizzed by him, barely missing his pure white wings. That was too close for comfort. However, there was no time to dwell upon that, his gaze turning to the young lady.
“Are you alright?” he asked, his eyebrows furrowing in concern.
speroexdespero:
->obligatus.
“YOU’RE A KID YOU’RE A SQUID YOU’RE A KID YOU’RE A SQUID YOU’RE A KID YOU’RE A SQUID–”
“ ... “
“ just go home other me “
“ just go home “
ask-the-ahoge-crew:
{ 天使 } Oh dear, he could already see the stars in the other’s eyes. He really didn’t need to be like that; not only was it slightly embarrassing, but it also made his reputation all the more massive. ⌠ Of course! I’m just glad that I could give you another chance like this. I promise I’ll do my best to help. ⌡
“Then I’ll do my best to learn,” he declared, a determined grin spreading across his face. He wanted to learn to fly so badly, after nearly 30 years of never being able to do it. Now was his chance, and he was going to take this opportunity by the horns and bravely face every challenge that crossed his path.
rxserved-despair
ask-the-ahoge-crew:
⌠ …It’s not embarrassing to me. Even if someone is known to stand alone, they should never be ashamed to admit they need help. ⌡ He lowered himself back to the ground, wings relaxing as he gave the other a warm smile. ⌠ If you want, I could teach you. I’m sure you have the potential to make those wings of yours work, and your Lady Kyouko would be proud. ⌡
“Y-You’d do that for me?” he asked, an excited look spreading across his face. Oh, he was so excited! Just wait until he broke the news to Lady Kyouko! He watched the other float down with admiration, eyes glimmering with veneration. “T-Thank you!”
speroexdespero:
->obligatus.
“shit son this ain’t even Splatoon”
“ i didn’t say it was lmao “
mun reminds me of marth from fe bc cinnamon roll is too good for this world, too pure
{ Oh god whAT? IM A CINNAMON ROLL? }
--out of flight ;
but ofc you are ??? why would you think anything else lol