okay if you suffer from anxiety, or depression, or even insomnia, or you just feel shitty all the time, listen up you little shit because what iām about to say might just help you like nobodyās business
you see these motherfuckers right here? these crayons are like little sticks of wax joy that will never fail to help you in your time of need. these are your buddies right here. You donāt meed a million crayons like me, I just happened to buy these the other day for another project and then loved them so much. any crayons will do.
{colored pencils work too, but you want some crayons because thatās what works the best. donāt ask me why, but you feel 3000% better coloring with crayons than you do with colored pencils or even markers. IT BRINGS BACK THE CHILDHOOD INNOCENCE OR SOME SHIT LIKE THAT}
tl;dr just get some crayons i donāt even care what brand if you want to be a disgusting little shit go ahead and buy RoseArt youĀ just need crayons.
okay, so itās really simple. you just color. if you have a coloring book, awesome. if you donāt, look up some stuff on google and print it. get stuff that makes you happy, like your favorite disney princess or cartoon character. just type in something like ālittle mermaid coloring pages" and youāre good to go
now, hereās the best part. grab a crayon and just fucking go for it. donāt even think about anything else, just focus on coloring the picture however you want it to be and donāt stop until youāre completely satisfied with it. when youāre done with that one, color another one.Ā
i promise, by the time youāve finished coloring to your heartās content, youāll feel so much better. i have no idea why it happens, but coloring with crayons just lifts your stress away, even for a little bit. keep some blank coloring pages on hand and your box of crayons close to you for easy access should you really need it one day.Ā
pro tip: when coloring, spill your crayons out
just take your time and spill all of them out from the box and then like run your hands over them and kinda mess the pile up because that shit is the most orgasmic feeling in the worldĀ i donāt know why but it just is
okay, i hope this helps. and if anyone looks at you funny or says that youāre too old to color with crayons, donāt get angry just pity them because they think that thereās an age limit to happiness and they obviously donāt remember how awesome it is to color so just offer them a crayon and if they donāt take it, well, sucks to suck