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this is solely being kept around for my personal archiving

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I am this 👌close to becoming edgar valden

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Edgar:

This is my boyfriend luca.

And this is lucas boyfriend andrew.

And this is andrews boyfriend victor who is also my boyfriend.

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A conversation my friend showed me between them and Homestuck friend

Im jay

Its about me

Ive been called out

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John Egbert is so straight, hes allergic against nut.

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Me and homestuck friend back at it again

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Please appreciate this conversation between me and my friend about hussies social media

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Today while on a video call with my friend, I picked up my leftover easter chocolate bunny and said, :"I'm gonna eat this bunnys ass"

Without realising she couldnt see the chocolate

And the pure disgust and horror on her face will haunt me til the day I die

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Satan is a disney princess confirmed

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Diary of a person who hasnt played minecraft since around 2015

First entry:

I screamed when I saw a dolphin jump because I thought it was a weird monster.

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Second entry

Screamed "bad vibes" when something (I'm assuming a fish) went through my face while I was going hella fast in a boat

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#3

Why is there a fricking bee in the desert

[observationfest]

Diary of a person who hasnt played minecraft since around 2015

First entry:

I screamed when I saw a dolphin jump because I thought it was a weird monster.

[observationfest]

Second entry

Screamed "bad vibes" when something (I'm assuming a fish) went through my face while I was going hella fast in a boat

[observationfest]

Diary of a person who hasnt played minecraft since around 2015

First entry:

I screamed when I saw a dolphin jump because I thought it was a weird monster.

[weavemama]

ya’ll this cool new site lets you know if a certain movie or TV show has any affiliation with anyone who was accused of sexual assault. this is important for those of us who are passionate about not supporting work that associates itself with sexual abusers, for the sake of the victims.

[iliveinmyblanket]

Thank fuck. Everything is fine.

[the-witcherr]

We’re clean guys.

I know this is not usually the content I post on here but I think this is pretty cool and useful.

[observationfest]

.Alright ao ive been thinking bout some genderbent rdr2 stuff

And

Lady hosea doing lady dutches hair everyday

And when hosea dies

She just

REFUSES to unbraid/wash out the curls/whatever it

Which is fine on guarma

But then she just blends in with miss micah so shitting well

Since they both look greasy as a cheesy fried egg

And when shits vaguely over

She just

Has short hair

Like she cut everything off

[hanari502]

Alright shitstains listen up because I just found god in a bottle.

If you’re a nerd like me your body’s probably riddled with a few nerd tattoos yeah? Some of ‘em in some pretty obvious places? Maybe you work in a professional environment that frowns upon body ink? Maybe you’re a cosplayer and you have some revealing outfits that you need to cover up for, yeah? Tattoos that you can’t afford that $30 Kat Von D Tattoo cover up because you’re a cheap broke shit?

Story of my life bud.

Now I have a pretty obvious Squad 11 tattoo, because I’m a Bleach nerd and Zaraki Kenpachi is my husband, and honestly it’s difficult to hide it in some of my cosplays because it’s bright and black and right smack dab on my shoulder. Poor planning on my part but hey, squad represent.

You see that glorious miracle up there? That’s Mehron Tattoo Cover. You see those pictures underneath it? Tattoo? What fucking tattoo?! It’s gone!!!! Vamoosed!!! Like I never got the ink in the first place!!!!

This shit is durable, and I mean durable. It’s completely waterproof and that first picture of my tattoo is actually what it looked like after scrubbing at it with two makeup wipes. TWO. It’s not going anywhere

And the best part? 

IT COMES IN DIFFERENT SKINTONES. BAM. WHAT.

I mean it’s not phenomenal but hey at least it’s not just “pale as fuck”.

And you wanna know the second best part?

It’s only 12 bucks on Amazon

Yeah. $12. Not $30. Because $12 is much more reasonable than $30.

As for size reference, that’s how big it is in that third picture right there. It’s honestly the best investment I could have made and everybody should know about it.

Go forth and conquer with your newfound knowledge. You’re all welcome.

[percyhoneybee]

As someone who used to chair a stage makeup department, Mehron and Ben Nye are going to be cheaper and better than whatever concealer/orange eye shadow/green lipstick whatever weird tutorial you found or expensive-ass luxury concealer.

Why you ask?

Because Mehron and Ben Nye are stage makeup. They’re meant to give thick, full coverage in one layer that can stand up to cameras and stage lights. Blend it out, powder it, and you’ll never look back. Plus it’s cheap enough that you can buy 2 and mix the perfect shade. 

[prismatic-bell]

This will work on scars, too.

Just an FYI for folks I know who may want to cover for cosplays, work, or personal reasons.

[lyrslair]

Honestly this would be a life saver for people with tats stuck looking for jobs in places that frown on them.

[wolfforce58205]

I’ve watched people not get jobs at places I work even though their personalities and experience levels were exactly what we were looking for purely because of personal adornment (tattoos, piercings, etc.). So to anyone who might need a product like this, I hope you see this post.

[twotransforyou]

Reblogging in case anyone wants to know how to hide scars specifically.

[crowsent]

“i just found god in a bottle”

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Take this my children

[reddeadphotos]

Urm, thanks Micah.. I guess?

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Honestly my reaction while playing was just

Ahh of course

Old married couple energy

And then I proceded to call him various exaggerated petnames for the entire playthrough

[weareatgreg]

reblog if you’re a lesbian who supports bi girls, a bi girl who supports lesbians, or if you want all wlw to have a nice day

[observationfest]

I have this stupid headcanon that the count wouldnt throw of Kieran, just because hes great with animals and stuff

Like

I have this scenario in my head,where Kiki doesnt know which horse is whos yet

And the count just waltzes off, away from the others

And ma boi sees

So he just walks over and rides him back to camp

And Hosea is drinking coffee or something, reading a newspaper

And he just-

Chokes SO hard