Observations In Retail

The journal of my encounters with the wild creature known as the Shopper

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It’s a dog-eat-dog-world.

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Support Animal

She’s just a lover puppy. Who wants a drink. What’s not to love?

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Walkies

We don’t deserve dogs.

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Dog Talk, Part III

Dog Talk, Part III

As always, the dog knows what’s up.

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Dog Talk, Part II

Dog Talk, Part II

Sometimes, it takes the intuition and stern talking to that only a dog can provide.

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Dog Talk, Part I

Dog Talk, Part I

Such intuitive, comforting, majestic creatures. They also chase their own tails; let’s not deify them.

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Pancakes of Sadness

I don’t know how you can be sad when there are pancakes, but whatever.

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Sorry-You-Lost-Your-Job Pancakes

I’m not saying pancakes fix everything, but they sure help.

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Compelling Argument

It’s always “won’t.” If it costs money, they won’t do it.

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Interesting Thoughts

How it feels when you talk to management about literally anything.

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Steel Drum Band

Nothin’ like some reggae in the morning, right? Right? No?

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Numbers

I betcha she knows who Prince is.

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1999

Tonight, we’re gonna party like it’s…oh, nevermind.

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Heading Out Early

Boozing in the morning? Don’t mind if I do!

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More Tequila

Yeah, definitely gonna need more tequila.

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Mystery Man

Mystery man hiding in plain sight, just like Superman. Or something, I dunno.

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Mostly Harmless

Harmless. Harmless, but super annoying.

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