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@obsessedviolinist
at rehearsal today
*woodwinds mess up*
Conductor: *stops the orchestra* You came in two measures late!
Orchestra:
Conductor: Why.
Orchestra: ??
Conductor: *gets ready to conduct*
Orchestra: *realizes he means start at letter Y*
instrument: ready
key signature: read
breath: taken
I AM FORCIBLY STOPPED BY THE CONDUCTOR BEFORE I EVEN COME IN
Why go to concert halls?
me: *opens spotify* time to listen to some russian classical music!
news:
me: *closes spotify*
All pieces of Russian classical music are tense
‘Romeo and Juliet on Ice’
Romance in F Minor, Op. 5 composed by Tchaikovsky, 1868 performed by Ilona Prunyi
Being a musician like:
before an audition
judge, peeking her head into the warm-up room: do we have, uh.. a "major disappointment" scheduled for 3:05 this afternoon?
room: *stops warming up, becomes silent*
me, grabbing my instrument and music: i'm glad you asked, here i am,
100% focusing in stats
WHEN ITS THE 14TH CENTURY BUT U TURNT AF
Me very me
@bitchbetterhavemymonet did you record this?
@tydyedshoelaces
OMG This looks like the Ren Faire in my area!
crying
No offense but this fingering is better than yours.
my violin teacher (via classical-crap)
trying to work up really difficult music without your teacher
orchestra person: why do people think that orchestra kids are more well-behaved than band kids? like it's really not true
band person: *casually screaming and sticking their head inside their instrument*
orchestra person: oh
tag yourself as movements in classical music
Medieval: often ignored, shy, secretly gay, likes to stay in the same place all the time, dreams of being a monk
Renaissance: loves to dance, likes fancy things (but not too fancy), nobody else could pick them out in a crowd but everyone is friendly to them
Baroque: very particular about everything, draws immensely detailed doodles, gets super side-tracked on pointless tangents, everyone's distracted dad friend
Classical: very neat bedroom, makes bad puns constantly, has a 9-5 job, everyone's helpful but slightly exasperated mom friend
Romantic: can never make up their mind about anything, gets shivers when they go to art museums, cries a lot (and you'll know about it), sad bisexual (TM)
Impressionist: super gay, loves music that isn't in their native language, cries easily, just wants to have a good time
Early Modernist: just like Romantic but also does drugs and is afraid of but also super interested in sex
Serialist: angry at everything, "you don't understand my torment", probably a communist
Neoclassical: wants to be just like classical but has never gone to sleep before 1AM, keeps a very neat bedroom except for a single massive pile of clothes in the closet they refuse to acknowledge, occasionally steals Renaissance's hoodies
Total Serialist: 500% angrier than serialist and proud of it, has never had fun, has probably killed someone
Academic Avant-Garde: has never done the same thing twice, trusts nobody else, has an on-again-off-again relationship with total serialism
Minimalism: loves technology, still wears Google Glass and the Apple Watch, meditates for fun, trying to learn Hindi (and horribly failing), often incomprehensible to everyone else but is actually super friendly
Polystylism: originator of the term "pastel grunge", wears immensely clashing outfits, steals everyone's looks, memes
