[obsessionsobs]

Best day of my fucking life

[obsessionsobs]

Future never arrived 😭

I've been issued a refund, but it feels really hollow.

The company appears to have a history of packages arriving late, but I don't want to get my hopes up.

[rfth-headcanons-confessions]

I really wish the initial campaigns were longer.

Not only so we have more time for the world to be explored, but also as a way for the characters to have a chance at getting to know each other more in depth. And have time move faster than just a couple of days.

It's great what they manage to accomplish in 4 sessions, imagine what they'd get done in 10?

I think that's one of the reasons I'm enjoying Wild Magic Warriors, it feels like they have more space to breathe.

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[obsessionsobs]

Pete's request to be buried in the Flow made me think about Charles Bryne, who was known as the 'Irish Giant' due to his imense hieght, and because of this ended up as an atraction (from what I remember) and how he requested to be buried at sea when he died to keep his body out of the hands of scientists or circus ringleaders or anyone who would want his body for nefarious purposes.

And while his friends did initially comply with his request, people quickly went to retrieve his remains, and then he ended up displayed in a museum until a few years ago when people (rightly) caused a commotion over how inhumane it was.

I'm not saying Sam knew about this before asking Carlos to bury Pete in the Flow (many people have requested to be buried at sea), but it did make me think that if he had been, would people leave Pete's remains alone?

He was a sentient automaton, and I wouldn't be surprised if the gangs would find that interesting or want to take advantage of that and try and figure out what happened to him - probably to either weaponise it against the Porcelain Police or to make the Porcelain Police loyal to them.

If Pete had been buried this way, there's a chance he still wouldn't have been free, which is heartbreaking because it's what he wanted.

So I guess the fact he ended up dying the way he did is a good thing because now no one can take advantage of him in death - mainly because there's nothing to take advantage of anymore.

This was the best way Pete could find peace.

[i-have-no-nam3]

SPOILERS FOR RFTH EP4

Alone at the edge of the universe- RFTH animatic

I can’t get their final moments out of my mind .

Sorry in advance

[rfth-headcanons-confessions]

The St. Churnley's uniforms, despite being adapted to each boys' curses, are not at all appropriate for British weather.

The boys are always too cold in winter and too hot in summer.

In the last month or so leading up to the summer holidays, St. Churnley's has a 'summer uniform', which means they're now no longer required to wear their blazers at all times and can now roll their shirt sleeves up.

(Based off of how the school uniforms were at my Secondary school.)

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[sunshine-and-anxiety]

how the four brave boys are coping with the current UK heatwave

(may be ooc, particularly because I am currently dying of heat, so let me know your thoughts!)

Edgar- pale as fuck, and burns if he stays outside for longer than like thirty minutes. It’s impressive. He ventures outside once per day to scream into his hole (nearly passing out from heat exhaustion in the process). Runs away if anyone tries to make him have classes outside to various small nooks and crannies no one else can locate. The teachers are annoyed, to say the least.

Roland- living his best life. Cheerfully applies suncream and reminds everyone else to, chugging and handing out many bottles of water whilst he hangs out outside, suggests having all classes outside because it’s such a lovely day (at which Kevin and Edgar threaten him with weapons). Sweating quite a bit but genuinely happy because it reminds him of events they’d have back home on sunny days.

Kevin- ginger, also burns quick. Applies suncream religiously. Complains the most, grumpy but can deal with it by whining with his friends. Is permanently mad at Roland, his roommate, for making the room “feel like a sauna”. Proclaims the heat is not very Hakuna Matata, and pouts when Monty (the only other one who has watched the lion king) points out that it takes place in a savannah, which is typically hot.

Monty- constantly panting. Pours bottles of water over his head randomly in the middle of class. Transforms into the wolf the least when it’s hot. Still likes to party, but because of the heat he’s wearing a wolf ear headband when in “wolf form”, and expresses that nobody can tell. Everyone is too hot to argue with him. Does not like the texture of suncream and generally doesn’t apply it, yet somehow is avoiding burns for the most part.

[amazingphil]

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[obsessionsobs]

Submitting all of my posts about dnp and sfth collabing in the hopes it makes dnp look into them 🤞

[rfth-headcanons-confessions]

The heads of every gang were caught in the explosion, except the Mudlarks due to the fact they had no need for the tea, and they knew about the cilit bang so probably knew what could (and did) go wrong. As far as I’m aware, Carlous was the only Mudlark there (unless I've remembered it wrong, and I'm not ready for a rewatch yet).

I'm willing to bet that the Mudlarks are now going to use the power vacuum and general violence to cease control of Donlon, as they are the only ones with any sort of structure left.

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[obsessionsobs]

I feel hollow

[rfth-headcanons-confessions]

I think Cheeky and John Nipples are going to die, and I'm not ready for that.

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[obsessionsobs]

Here's hoping I'm wrong 🤞

[rfth-headcanons-confessions]

I'll send in a counterweight to some of the recent confessions and say I really like Maureen! I think of Lsatsf as a comedy first and foremost, and I find AJ very funny. Maureen may have some moments that stem from slightly tired tropes/AJ clearly doing a bit, but I can mostly make sense of them in-universe. Let's use the "everybody look at my nude form" in ep 2 as an example. Above game, it's funny as an extreme response to people that kept walking into her room. In game, I actually think it works with the worldbuilding and characterisation: This isn't really a classic femme fatale move, she isn't trying to seduce anyone. Instead it shows a character who is utterly comfortable in her body, but doesn't (currently) think of it in terms of sex or romance at all -> Maureen's a dancer, what is the culture backstage at the Queenly Court like? Is it more body neutral/relaxed about nudity than the rest of Donlon? She's not here to fuck around and cares deeply about the mission, she's telling her partners in crime "look, we can not afford to have you acting all shocked in case of impropriety". You could also read it as a failure to grasp or respect social rules, showing her as off-kilter after bereavement. I can see where people are coming from, but I sometimes think the focus is so much on a character (especially female) being "good representation" or not, that whether they are interesting and entertaining almost goes unexamined. Let female characters be complex and also do bits sometimes! Having boobs that are sometimes mentioned is not the same as breasting boobily. (written after ep. 3 but before ep. 4)

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[rfth-headcanons-confessions]

I'll send in a counterweight to some of the recent confessions and say I really like Maureen! I think of Lsatsf as a comedy first and foremost, and I find AJ very funny. Maureen may have some moments that stem from slightly tired tropes/AJ clearly doing a bit, but I can mostly make sense of them in-universe. Let's use the "everybody look at my nude form" in ep 2 as an example. Above game, it's funny as an extreme response to people that kept walking into her room. In game, I actually think it works with the worldbuilding and characterisation: This isn't really a classic femme fatale move, she isn't trying to seduce anyone. Instead it shows a character who is utterly comfortable in her body, but doesn't (currently) think of it in terms of sex or romance at all -> Maureen's a dancer, what is the culture backstage at the Queenly Court like? Is it more body neutral/relaxed about nudity than the rest of Donlon? She's not here to fuck around and cares deeply about the mission, she's telling her partners in crime "look, we can not afford to have you acting all shocked in case of impropriety". You could also read it as a failure to grasp or respect social rules, showing her as off-kilter after bereavement. I can see where people are coming from, but I sometimes think the focus is so much on a character (especially female) being "good representation" or not, that whether they are interesting and entertaining almost goes unexamined. Let female characters be complex and also do bits sometimes! Having boobs that are sometimes mentioned is not the same as breasting boobily. (written after ep. 3 but before ep. 4)

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[obsessionsobs]

I unlocked the red dress and saw an opportunity.

[obsessionsobs]

Best day of my fucking life

[rfth-headcanons-confessions]

Looking at the asks from the anons about Maureen and the one about them being glad that AJ isn't apart of Wild Magic Warriors, made me think that maybe the reason Maureen might feel so shallow is because AJ doesn't take DnD as seriously as the others do and that might cause his performance and character story to suffer. He's also said before that he doesn't like board games, and while DnD isn't a traditional board game, it still technically is one, so that probably plays into it as well.

I think AJ is focused more on making the others laugh than telling a coherent story (except for Monty for some reason), which isn't really a good thing in DnD.

Personally, I enjoy Maureen, but I can see why others wouldn't. And I think Monty is his only really well fleshed out character. Daemys was great, don't get me wrong, but I think a lot of that might have been due to his betrayal more than anything, cuz without it, he doesn't really have anything to him.

I remember being disappointed when I learned that AJ wasn't going to be in Wild Magic Warriors, but now I can't imagine him present at all, and I don't think his presence would add anything.

And I really didn’t like the way he played Andre Beatroot in Escape the Vault. It really felt like he was taking the piss the entire time (I think Luke was a bit as well, but I think a lot of that was just due to the nature of Fullset O'hands more than anything), so good on Sam for making it work as well as it did.

I don't know if any of this made sense, but it is my perspective.

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[obsessionsobs]

OK, so it came up in both Escape The Vault and the live podcast, can someone please tell me where the joke of Andre Beatroot and Xavier sleeping together comes from?

Because the earliest reference to it that I can find is from the podcast, and it appears to already be an established thing at that point as none of the others react to it.

Is this just something I'm doomed not to understand due to only being in the fandom since last October?

[rfth-headcanons-confessions]

I think Cheeky and John Nipples are going to die, and I'm not ready for that.

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