“only a monster could be like this”

I am Obsidian Shard Cookie! I hope you have a splendid time here. Yes, I am desperate. Please contact me if you have any questions. /ref

[obsidian-shard-cookie-offical]

“Oh, how interesting!”

Hello there. I am Obsidian Shard Cookie. I came here to observe other cookies! You act so interestingly, after all! Anyway, I suppose I should tell you my pronouns or something. That seems to be common. My pronouns are they/she. NOT she/they. Don’t get it confused. Oh and uhh, keep anything NSFW away from this blog please!

OOC:

making another offical blog because i can. this blog does have lore, but that will be uncovered with time or if someone sends an ask that has to do with their lore.

normal posts: hmm… what to do.

reblogs: your behavior is interesting!

asks: a question? for me?

ooc: this isn’t normal…

posts mentioning dark enchantress cookie: fuck dark enchantress cookie

posts mentioning ??????: ?????????????

@shadow-milk-cookie-offical @pure-vanilla-cookie-offical @caramel-coco-cookie-official uhh i don’t really know anyone else… oh! @hollyberry-cookie-offical

[alex-arcturus]

I am a machine powered by two dr peppers and a cherry coke. nothing will stop me. I will fight god and win.

[obsidian-shard-cookie-offical]

I apologize for my absence, everyone. I have been resting after being injured in combat.

[obsidian-shard-cookie-offical]

In light of recent events:

[lookoutsidelol]

@alternas-navigation-system

done

[alternas-navigation-system]

PEAK

[obsidian-shard-cookie-offical]

I’ve come up with battle plans and a way to combat every likely scenario. Now the only thing is getting to Dark Enchantress Cookie’s fortress without being mistaken for reinforcements for either side.

[goldensunset]

*covered in blood, stained, soaked, bruised and dirty, but also super cute* i think i just want to do small acts of kindness to make my world a little bit brighter

[capgras-delusion-offical]

Um, hi... I saw officals tag other officals to become known.

To make it more fun, let's make this a Tag Game!

Tell me something you're afraid of (it doesn't have to be serious at all) and keep the chain going if you want. I'll go first: besides my constant fear that people have been replaced by imposters, I'm scared of Ketchup....☹️

(what am I doing?? any of you could be doppelgangers...I'm just asking for it at this point.)

@cr0w-offical @bug-offical @lesbian-offical @nurse-offical @da-police-offical @white-boy-offical @timeloopoffical @offical-wikipedia @the-king-of-beans-offical @moth-offical @not-offical-offical @pepsi-offical @sprite-offical @fanta-offical @stalin-official @astronaut-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @costco-offical @paranoia-offical @chipotle-offical @shoe-offical @amnesia-offical @rock-offical @good-person-official @man-offical @james-offical @white-boy-offical @penny-offical @breadcrumb-offical @geralt-of-rivia-offical @7-eleven-offical @opossum-on-heroin-offical @rat-on-cocaine-offical @interaction-requests-offical @dying-pen-offical

and anyone else who wants to join!

[the-king-of-beans-offical]

hihi!!

im scared of getting called on in class :)

@mike-wheeler-offical @fork-in-the-bottomless-pit @17lemonsunderthesea @fayonette @sonic-the-hedgehog-offical @p1per-will-kill-you @spider-from-mars-offical @winterinkspill @virtualplays @ultidreamer104 @p1per-will-kill-u @chaos-ducks @brain-salad-sovereign @beccahasarrived @pearchip @thesightofthestarsmakemesmile @certified-mothwriter @catlover-offical @midnight-blue-wolf @aliensatemysocks @misanthropic-romantic @gay-melanistic-fox-offical @lightsabersandbluecookies @beansandsausages32 @raynilikescats @astracaedes @imgonnacryalltheusersaretaken @kermitthebomber-offical @squ1dy80 @queen-of-oreo @the-grassy-hill @s33k-gung1rl @olliipopp @drudg30n @joshler-laufeyson-at221a @0llierawr @ghostlybluetrain @pond-scum-offical @crypticgoose3 @ash-cherryblossom @theredlumas2 @medieval-peasant-offical @nerdwholikesnerdythings @king-of-oreo @johnnyshank @yourunusalartist @im-on-earth-dipshit @i-am-a-fox @marvinoffical @do-not-u-dare @goblin-offical @no-one-offical

[house-offical]

I’m scared of spiders.

@insaniac-offical @gaslight-offical @sophisticated-offical @hekate-offical @ireland-offical @pond-scum-offical @aftonsparv-ikea-alien-offical @da-police-offical @florida-offically @janitor-offical @badboyteen-offical @no-one-offical

[obsidian-shard-cookie-offical]

I’m scared of the Laboratorium. /srs

Oh and I’m also scared of needles.

open tags!

[obsidian-shard-cookie-offical]

If someone made fanart of me I'd literally be so happy.

[obsidian-shard-cookie-offical]

What are your wise words of the day!?

Live, laugh, kill Dark Enchantress Cookie.

[obsidian-shard-cookie-offical]

Wow, this is so outdated. I don’t dress like that anymore, and I no longer have my right eye. Might as well take it down.

[walmart-job-certificate-offical]

all offical blogs, reblog and I will follow. i want to follow all the offical blogs

[obsidian-shard-cookie-offical]

Fuck my life.

White Baneberry Cookie said I can’t go outside because ‘oh, Dark Enchantress Cookie’s minions could find you!’ As if. I am perfectly capable of defending myself.

[obsidian-shard-cookie-offical]

I wonder what Dark Enchantress Cookie is up to with that huge magic circle of hers. I suppose only time will tell.

[alternas-navigation-system]

obsidian shard edit

@serial-destination-j-offical more lore if you want to see it :)

[alternas-navigation-system]

obsidian shard lore :D

[obsidian-shard-cookie-offical]

Apparently someone is looking for me… don’t tell them anything.