Collect my dying mediums

Current arc: Post-cracking They/Them

[obsolete-slenderman]

Hello

Collect my mediums

[obsolete-slenderman]

Your so sweet,

Don't blow up, please

I... wasn't planning on it?

[artificial-doll]

oh. hello there.

-@obsolete-slenderman

oh! hi! sorry uh- im a little messed up right now haha- its kinda a constant state of being for me at this point-

[obsolete-slenderman]

do you want me to help with that? I might have something that could work.

[artificial-doll]

you can fix my shoulder..?

its like- almost completely shattered though

[obsolete-slenderman]

i could probably scrape together a replacement.

or amputate but that's not important

[artificial-doll]

i do need both my arms-

[obsolete-slenderman]

alright, what kind of shoulder do you need? ball joint, hydraulics...?

[artificial-doll]

um.. im not sure.. you can take a look?

[obsolete-slenderman]

Alright, uh...

*Obsolete gets a bit closer and takes a peek, staring for a while.*

...I've never seen anything like this. When was your model manufactured?

[artificial-doll]

ohh, uhhh.. a while ago, but not super long, i think? im a Star model, but we turned out to be too fragile, so they started making Heart models instead..

[obsolete-slenderman]

Alright, uh... I can probably make this work...

*Without warning, Obsolete's face splits kopen, and they cough up a drill, some ball bearings, several screws, and a roughly shoulder-sized steel ball.*

It may be a bit limited, but I could whip up a replacement.

[artificial-doll]

{Aida gives a surprised squeak.}

oh-!! um- thank you so much!! are you okay-?? is your face supposed to do that-??

[obsolete-slenderman]

Nope.

*Obsolete gets to work, starting with taking out any parts that are broken beyond repair.*

[artificial-doll]

{Aida gives the facial expression equivalent of "?????"}

its not supposed to do that?? do you need help fixing it??

[obsolete-slenderman]

Nah, it's fine. I make it work. Besides, if it was fixed I wouldn't be able to do this.

*To demonstrate, Obsolete takes one of the parts they just took out and pops it into the crack. It seals up a few seconds later.*

[artificial-doll]

{Aida looks more than a little freaked out, but a littlr fascinated at the same time.}

oh goodness- um- alright then?

[obsolete-slenderman]

*After a surprisingly short time considering the injury, Obsolete is finished.*

Alright, how's it feel? A bit clunky, decent...?

[artificial-doll]

{Aida moves her shoulder around a little.}

functional! thank you very much.. ive been having to get used to the fact that i wont be able to keep myself in my original condition anymore, haha-

[obsolete-slenderman]

Well, I'm glad I could help. Is there anything else I can help with?

[artificial-doll]

no, that was my only issue, thank you so much though! i appreciate it a lot! if theres anything you might need, even just company, you're more than welcome to come visit sometime!!

[obsolete-slenderman]

No problem. I'll be sure to come by every now andd then.

*They hold out their hand.*

I'm Obsolete, by the way. Nice to meet you.

[artificial-doll]

oh!! right!!

{She shakes their hand.}

im Aida!!

[obsolete-slenderman]

Aida, huh? Nice name. Has a nice ring to it.

[artificial-doll]

thank you!! it stands for Artificial Intelligence Doll Automaton!!

[obsolete-slenderman]

Oh your name stands for something? Cool. Mine's just a nickname that kinda stuck.

[artificial-doll]

oh. hello there.

-@obsolete-slenderman

oh! hi! sorry uh- im a little messed up right now haha- its kinda a constant state of being for me at this point-

[obsolete-slenderman]

do you want me to help with that? I might have something that could work.

[artificial-doll]

you can fix my shoulder..?

its like- almost completely shattered though

[obsolete-slenderman]

i could probably scrape together a replacement.

or amputate but that's not important

[artificial-doll]

i do need both my arms-

[obsolete-slenderman]

alright, what kind of shoulder do you need? ball joint, hydraulics...?

[artificial-doll]

um.. im not sure.. you can take a look?

[obsolete-slenderman]

Alright, uh...

*Obsolete gets a bit closer and takes a peek, staring for a while.*

...I've never seen anything like this. When was your model manufactured?

[artificial-doll]

ohh, uhhh.. a while ago, but not super long, i think? im a Star model, but we turned out to be too fragile, so they started making Heart models instead..

[obsolete-slenderman]

Alright, uh... I can probably make this work...

*Without warning, Obsolete's face splits kopen, and they cough up a drill, some ball bearings, several screws, and a roughly shoulder-sized steel ball.*

It may be a bit limited, but I could whip up a replacement.

[artificial-doll]

{Aida gives a surprised squeak.}

oh-!! um- thank you so much!! are you okay-?? is your face supposed to do that-??

[obsolete-slenderman]

Nope.

*Obsolete gets to work, starting with taking out any parts that are broken beyond repair.*

[artificial-doll]

{Aida gives the facial expression equivalent of "?????"}

its not supposed to do that?? do you need help fixing it??

[obsolete-slenderman]

Nah, it's fine. I make it work. Besides, if it was fixed I wouldn't be able to do this.

*To demonstrate, Obsolete takes one of the parts they just took out and pops it into the crack. It seals up a few seconds later.*

[artificial-doll]

{Aida looks more than a little freaked out, but a littlr fascinated at the same time.}

oh goodness- um- alright then?

[obsolete-slenderman]

*After a surprisingly short time considering the injury, Obsolete is finished.*

Alright, how's it feel? A bit clunky, decent...?

[artificial-doll]

{Aida moves her shoulder around a little.}

functional! thank you very much.. ive been having to get used to the fact that i wont be able to keep myself in my original condition anymore, haha-

[obsolete-slenderman]

Well, I'm glad I could help. Is there anything else I can help with?

[artificial-doll]

no, that was my only issue, thank you so much though! i appreciate it a lot! if theres anything you might need, even just company, you're more than welcome to come visit sometime!!

[obsolete-slenderman]

No problem. I'll be sure to come by every now andd then.

*They hold out their hand.*

I'm Obsolete, by the way. Nice to meet you.

[artificial-doll]

oh!! right!!

{She shakes their hand.}

im Aida!!

[obsolete-slenderman]

Aida, huh? Nice name. Has a nice ring to it.

[artificial-doll]

oh. hello there.

-@obsolete-slenderman

oh! hi! sorry uh- im a little messed up right now haha- its kinda a constant state of being for me at this point-

[obsolete-slenderman]

do you want me to help with that? I might have something that could work.

[artificial-doll]

you can fix my shoulder..?

its like- almost completely shattered though

[obsolete-slenderman]

i could probably scrape together a replacement.

or amputate but that's not important

[artificial-doll]

i do need both my arms-

[obsolete-slenderman]

alright, what kind of shoulder do you need? ball joint, hydraulics...?

[artificial-doll]

um.. im not sure.. you can take a look?

[obsolete-slenderman]

Alright, uh...

*Obsolete gets a bit closer and takes a peek, staring for a while.*

...I've never seen anything like this. When was your model manufactured?

[artificial-doll]

ohh, uhhh.. a while ago, but not super long, i think? im a Star model, but we turned out to be too fragile, so they started making Heart models instead..

[obsolete-slenderman]

Alright, uh... I can probably make this work...

*Without warning, Obsolete's face splits kopen, and they cough up a drill, some ball bearings, several screws, and a roughly shoulder-sized steel ball.*

It may be a bit limited, but I could whip up a replacement.

[artificial-doll]

{Aida gives a surprised squeak.}

oh-!! um- thank you so much!! are you okay-?? is your face supposed to do that-??

[obsolete-slenderman]

Nope.

*Obsolete gets to work, starting with taking out any parts that are broken beyond repair.*

[artificial-doll]

{Aida gives the facial expression equivalent of "?????"}

its not supposed to do that?? do you need help fixing it??

[obsolete-slenderman]

Nah, it's fine. I make it work. Besides, if it was fixed I wouldn't be able to do this.

*To demonstrate, Obsolete takes one of the parts they just took out and pops it into the crack. It seals up a few seconds later.*

[artificial-doll]

{Aida looks more than a little freaked out, but a littlr fascinated at the same time.}

oh goodness- um- alright then?

[obsolete-slenderman]

*After a surprisingly short time considering the injury, Obsolete is finished.*

Alright, how's it feel? A bit clunky, decent...?

[artificial-doll]

{Aida moves her shoulder around a little.}

functional! thank you very much.. ive been having to get used to the fact that i wont be able to keep myself in my original condition anymore, haha-

[obsolete-slenderman]

Well, I'm glad I could help. Is there anything else I can help with?

[artificial-doll]

no, that was my only issue, thank you so much though! i appreciate it a lot! if theres anything you might need, even just company, you're more than welcome to come visit sometime!!

[obsolete-slenderman]

No problem. I'll be sure to come by every now andd then.

*They hold out their hand.*

I'm Obsolete, by the way. Nice to meet you.

[artificial-doll]

oh. hello there.

-@obsolete-slenderman

oh! hi! sorry uh- im a little messed up right now haha- its kinda a constant state of being for me at this point-

[obsolete-slenderman]

do you want me to help with that? I might have something that could work.

[artificial-doll]

you can fix my shoulder..?

its like- almost completely shattered though

[obsolete-slenderman]

i could probably scrape together a replacement.

or amputate but that's not important

[artificial-doll]

i do need both my arms-

[obsolete-slenderman]

alright, what kind of shoulder do you need? ball joint, hydraulics...?

[artificial-doll]

um.. im not sure.. you can take a look?

[obsolete-slenderman]

Alright, uh...

*Obsolete gets a bit closer and takes a peek, staring for a while.*

...I've never seen anything like this. When was your model manufactured?

[artificial-doll]

ohh, uhhh.. a while ago, but not super long, i think? im a Star model, but we turned out to be too fragile, so they started making Heart models instead..

[obsolete-slenderman]

Alright, uh... I can probably make this work...

*Without warning, Obsolete's face splits kopen, and they cough up a drill, some ball bearings, several screws, and a roughly shoulder-sized steel ball.*

It may be a bit limited, but I could whip up a replacement.

[artificial-doll]

{Aida gives a surprised squeak.}

oh-!! um- thank you so much!! are you okay-?? is your face supposed to do that-??

[obsolete-slenderman]

Nope.

*Obsolete gets to work, starting with taking out any parts that are broken beyond repair.*

[artificial-doll]

{Aida gives the facial expression equivalent of "?????"}

its not supposed to do that?? do you need help fixing it??

[obsolete-slenderman]

Nah, it's fine. I make it work. Besides, if it was fixed I wouldn't be able to do this.

*To demonstrate, Obsolete takes one of the parts they just took out and pops it into the crack. It seals up a few seconds later.*

[artificial-doll]

{Aida looks more than a little freaked out, but a littlr fascinated at the same time.}

oh goodness- um- alright then?

[obsolete-slenderman]

*After a surprisingly short time considering the injury, Obsolete is finished.*

Alright, how's it feel? A bit clunky, decent...?

[artificial-doll]

{Aida moves her shoulder around a little.}

functional! thank you very much.. ive been having to get used to the fact that i wont be able to keep myself in my original condition anymore, haha-

[obsolete-slenderman]

Well, I'm glad I could help. Is there anything else I can help with?

[artificial-doll]

oh. hello there.

-@obsolete-slenderman

oh! hi! sorry uh- im a little messed up right now haha- its kinda a constant state of being for me at this point-

[obsolete-slenderman]

do you want me to help with that? I might have something that could work.

[artificial-doll]

you can fix my shoulder..?

its like- almost completely shattered though

[obsolete-slenderman]

i could probably scrape together a replacement.

or amputate but that's not important

[artificial-doll]

i do need both my arms-

[obsolete-slenderman]

alright, what kind of shoulder do you need? ball joint, hydraulics...?

[artificial-doll]

um.. im not sure.. you can take a look?

[obsolete-slenderman]

Alright, uh...

*Obsolete gets a bit closer and takes a peek, staring for a while.*

...I've never seen anything like this. When was your model manufactured?

[artificial-doll]

ohh, uhhh.. a while ago, but not super long, i think? im a Star model, but we turned out to be too fragile, so they started making Heart models instead..

[obsolete-slenderman]

Alright, uh... I can probably make this work...

*Without warning, Obsolete's face splits kopen, and they cough up a drill, some ball bearings, several screws, and a roughly shoulder-sized steel ball.*

It may be a bit limited, but I could whip up a replacement.

[artificial-doll]

{Aida gives a surprised squeak.}

oh-!! um- thank you so much!! are you okay-?? is your face supposed to do that-??

[obsolete-slenderman]

Nope.

*Obsolete gets to work, starting with taking out any parts that are broken beyond repair.*

[artificial-doll]

{Aida gives the facial expression equivalent of "?????"}

its not supposed to do that?? do you need help fixing it??

[obsolete-slenderman]

Nah, it's fine. I make it work. Besides, if it was fixed I wouldn't be able to do this.

*To demonstrate, Obsolete takes one of the parts they just took out and pops it into the crack. It seals up a few seconds later.*

[artificial-doll]

{Aida looks more than a little freaked out, but a littlr fascinated at the same time.}

oh goodness- um- alright then?

[obsolete-slenderman]

*After a surprisingly short time considering the injury, Obsolete is finished.*

Alright, how's it feel? A bit clunky, decent...?

[artificial-doll]

oh. hello there.

-@obsolete-slenderman

oh! hi! sorry uh- im a little messed up right now haha- its kinda a constant state of being for me at this point-

[obsolete-slenderman]

do you want me to help with that? I might have something that could work.

[artificial-doll]

you can fix my shoulder..?

its like- almost completely shattered though

[obsolete-slenderman]

i could probably scrape together a replacement.

or amputate but that's not important

[artificial-doll]

i do need both my arms-

[obsolete-slenderman]

alright, what kind of shoulder do you need? ball joint, hydraulics...?

[artificial-doll]

um.. im not sure.. you can take a look?

[obsolete-slenderman]

Alright, uh...

*Obsolete gets a bit closer and takes a peek, staring for a while.*

...I've never seen anything like this. When was your model manufactured?

[artificial-doll]

ohh, uhhh.. a while ago, but not super long, i think? im a Star model, but we turned out to be too fragile, so they started making Heart models instead..

[obsolete-slenderman]

Alright, uh... I can probably make this work...

*Without warning, Obsolete's face splits kopen, and they cough up a drill, some ball bearings, several screws, and a roughly shoulder-sized steel ball.*

It may be a bit limited, but I could whip up a replacement.

[artificial-doll]

{Aida gives a surprised squeak.}

oh-!! um- thank you so much!! are you okay-?? is your face supposed to do that-??

[obsolete-slenderman]

Nope.

*Obsolete gets to work, starting with taking out any parts that are broken beyond repair.*

[artificial-doll]

{Aida gives the facial expression equivalent of "?????"}

its not supposed to do that?? do you need help fixing it??

[obsolete-slenderman]

Nah, it's fine. I make it work. Besides, if it was fixed I wouldn't be able to do this.

*To demonstrate, Obsolete takes one of the parts they just took out and pops it into the crack. It seals up a few seconds later.*

[artificial-doll]

oh. hello there.

-@obsolete-slenderman

oh! hi! sorry uh- im a little messed up right now haha- its kinda a constant state of being for me at this point-

[obsolete-slenderman]

do you want me to help with that? I might have something that could work.

[artificial-doll]

you can fix my shoulder..?

its like- almost completely shattered though

[obsolete-slenderman]

i could probably scrape together a replacement.

or amputate but that's not important

[artificial-doll]

i do need both my arms-

[obsolete-slenderman]

alright, what kind of shoulder do you need? ball joint, hydraulics...?

[artificial-doll]

um.. im not sure.. you can take a look?

[obsolete-slenderman]

Alright, uh...

*Obsolete gets a bit closer and takes a peek, staring for a while.*

...I've never seen anything like this. When was your model manufactured?

[artificial-doll]

ohh, uhhh.. a while ago, but not super long, i think? im a Star model, but we turned out to be too fragile, so they started making Heart models instead..

[obsolete-slenderman]

Alright, uh... I can probably make this work...

*Without warning, Obsolete's face splits kopen, and they cough up a drill, some ball bearings, several screws, and a roughly shoulder-sized steel ball.*

It may be a bit limited, but I could whip up a replacement.

[artificial-doll]

{Aida gives a surprised squeak.}

oh-!! um- thank you so much!! are you okay-?? is your face supposed to do that-??

[obsolete-slenderman]

Nope.

*Obsolete gets to work, starting with taking out any parts that are broken beyond repair.*

[artificial-doll]

oh. hello there.

-@obsolete-slenderman

oh! hi! sorry uh- im a little messed up right now haha- its kinda a constant state of being for me at this point-

[obsolete-slenderman]

do you want me to help with that? I might have something that could work.

[artificial-doll]

you can fix my shoulder..?

its like- almost completely shattered though

[obsolete-slenderman]

i could probably scrape together a replacement.

or amputate but that's not important

[artificial-doll]

i do need both my arms-

[obsolete-slenderman]

alright, what kind of shoulder do you need? ball joint, hydraulics...?

[artificial-doll]

um.. im not sure.. you can take a look?

[obsolete-slenderman]

Alright, uh...

*Obsolete gets a bit closer and takes a peek, staring for a while.*

...I've never seen anything like this. When was your model manufactured?

[artificial-doll]

ohh, uhhh.. a while ago, but not super long, i think? im a Star model, but we turned out to be too fragile, so they started making Heart models instead..

[obsolete-slenderman]

Alright, uh... I can probably make this work...

*Without warning, Obsolete's face splits kopen, and they cough up a drill, some ball bearings, several screws, and a roughly shoulder-sized steel ball.*

It may be a bit limited, but I could whip up a replacement.

[artificial-doll]

oh. hello there.

-@obsolete-slenderman

oh! hi! sorry uh- im a little messed up right now haha- its kinda a constant state of being for me at this point-

[obsolete-slenderman]

do you want me to help with that? I might have something that could work.

[artificial-doll]

you can fix my shoulder..?

its like- almost completely shattered though

[obsolete-slenderman]

i could probably scrape together a replacement.

or amputate but that's not important

[artificial-doll]

i do need both my arms-

[obsolete-slenderman]

alright, what kind of shoulder do you need? ball joint, hydraulics...?

[artificial-doll]

um.. im not sure.. you can take a look?

[obsolete-slenderman]

Alright, uh...

*Obsolete gets a bit closer and takes a peek, staring for a while.*

...I've never seen anything like this. When was your model manufactured?

[artificial-doll]

oh. hello there.

-@obsolete-slenderman

oh! hi! sorry uh- im a little messed up right now haha- its kinda a constant state of being for me at this point-

[obsolete-slenderman]

do you want me to help with that? I might have something that could work.

[artificial-doll]

you can fix my shoulder..?

its like- almost completely shattered though

[obsolete-slenderman]

i could probably scrape together a replacement.

or amputate but that's not important

[artificial-doll]

i do need both my arms-

[obsolete-slenderman]

alright, what kind of shoulder do you need? ball joint, hydraulics...?

[artificial-doll]

oh. hello there.

-@obsolete-slenderman

oh! hi! sorry uh- im a little messed up right now haha- its kinda a constant state of being for me at this point-

[obsolete-slenderman]

do you want me to help with that? I might have something that could work.

[artificial-doll]

you can fix my shoulder..?

its like- almost completely shattered though

[obsolete-slenderman]

i could probably scrape together a replacement.

or amputate but that's not important

[artificial-doll]

oh. hello there.

-@obsolete-slenderman

oh! hi! sorry uh- im a little messed up right now haha- its kinda a constant state of being for me at this point-

[obsolete-slenderman]

do you want me to help with that? I might have something that could work.

[poarkchop]

miku slenderverse au

[obsolete-slenderman]

hell yeah

[cipheramnesia]

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[queencrystal69420]

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[himejoshikomaeda]

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[yourcourtmage]

Horrible! I’m reblogging it

[mortimermcmirestinks]

was like “shame I’ll have to wait until thursday to reblog this” then I was like “WAIT!!”