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Roller derby kisses.

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The terrible twos never looked so cute!

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I'm terrible at updating tumblr but I gave birth to my adorable son Jude last week. He was born via c-section on June 12th weighing 7lbs 14.9oz and was 20 inches long!

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Operator: 911 what is your emergency

Pregnant women everywhere: Hi I'm pregnant and I'm pretty sure I'm going to be pregnant for the rest of my life this baby will never come out of me please send help I can't do this anymore

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Jude's last appointment. I am now 36 weeks!

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Alright ladies. I have tried and tried to sell my never used breast pump but I can’t seem to get it off my hands. I paid a lot of money for it & it is BRAND NEW. I was unable to breastfeed my son so here I am with a breast pump, storage bags, and nursing pads that I obviously have no use for! You can’t return breast pumps so I couldn’t return it either.

So I’ve decided to do a give away on here. I know there are many women who would love a FREE brand new breast pump. It’s a NUK brand double electric pump, with 4 bottles, 2 nipples, 100 storage bags, nursing pads, bottle carrying cooler, ice pack, and messenger bag to carry everything. I repeat this item is BRAND NEW. I have never ever used it. 

*NOTE* If you are chosen as the winner and you sell it that’s your business but that would be a SUPER crappy thing to do. PLEASE only reblog this if you want this breast pump to use. If you do sell it please don’t let me find out. Because honestly that would break my heart. I just want to do something nice for someone. 

RULES:

* You must be following me * You must be pregnant or breastfeeding (I will check because I do not want the wrong person getting this and just selling it) * Reblog as much as you want, but likes do not count, although you may like it to keep track! * I will ship to other countries 

Giveaway will end May 15th.  If the first person I choose does not message me back within 24 hours, I will choose a second person. Good luck!

[m0nstermommy-deactivated2014091]

Alright ladies. I have tried and tried to sell my never used breast pump but I can’t seem to get it off my hands. I paid a lot of money for it & it is BRAND NEW. I was unable to breastfeed my son so here I am with a breast pump, storage bags, and nursing pads that I obviously have no use for! You can’t return breast pumps so I couldn’t return it either.

So I’ve decided to do a give away on here. I know there are many women who would love a FREE brand new breast pump. It’s a NUK brand double electric pump, with 4 bottles, 2 nipples, 100 storage bags, nursing pads, bottle carrying cooler, ice pack, and messenger bag to carry everything. I repeat this item is BRAND NEW. I have never ever used it. 

*NOTE* If you are chosen as the winner and you sell it that’s your business but that would be a SUPER crappy thing to do. PLEASE only reblog this if you want this breast pump to use. If you do sell it please don’t let me find out. Because honestly that would break my heart. I just want to do something nice for someone. 

RULES:

* You must be following me * You must be pregnant or breastfeeding (I will check because I do not want the wrong person getting this and just selling it) * Reblog as much as you want, but likes do not count, although you may like it to keep track! * I will ship to other countries 

Giveaway will end May 15th.  If the first person I choose does not message me back within 24 hours, I will choose a second person. Good luck!

[m0nstermommy-deactivated2014091]

Alright ladies. I have tried and tried to sell my never used breast pump but I can’t seem to get it off my hands. I paid a lot of money for it & it is BRAND NEW. I was unable to breastfeed my son so here I am with a breast pump, storage bags, and nursing pads that I obviously have no use for! You can’t return breast pumps so I couldn’t return it either.

So I’ve decided to do a give away on here. I know there are many women who would love a FREE brand new breast pump. It’s a NUK brand double electric pump, with 4 bottles, 2 nipples, 100 storage bags, nursing pads, bottle carrying cooler, ice pack, and messenger bag to carry everything. I repeat this item is BRAND NEW. I have never ever used it. 

*NOTE* If you are chosen as the winner and you sell it that’s your business but that would be a SUPER crappy thing to do. PLEASE only reblog this if you want this breast pump to use. If you do sell it please don’t let me find out. Because honestly that would break my heart. I just want to do something nice for someone. 

RULES:

* You must be following me * You must be pregnant or breastfeeding (I will check because I do not want the wrong person getting this and just selling it) * Reblog as much as you want, but likes do not count, although you may like it to keep track! * I will ship to other countries 

Giveaway will end May 15th.  If the first person I choose does not message me back within 24 hours, I will choose a second person. Good luck!

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Opaque Matte Lipstick - $6.99

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these are exactly the lipsticks that white suburban moms and conservative talk radio hosts were worried about

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