Will you be the protagonist of my tragedy?

Just a random place to put writing stuff and whatever interests me at the time || I generally go by Neko || She/Her (they/them is okay too) || SFW

[occasionalsnippets]

MASTERLIST

Anon List

Tagging on This Blog

List of AUs on This Blog

SCP:

Anomalous/Retrograde Motion AU

Unsuited For Death (Scp 049 X Reader, implied Scp 035 X Reader)

Like (Scp 3999 X Reader)

JJBA:

Escapism AU

Genshin Impact:

Wanderer AU

Golden Ichor (Venti X Reader, implied Gen, SAGAU)

Kindness Of Stars (Impostor X Reader, implied Gen, SAGAU)

Stardust (Lumine X Reader, implied Gen, SAGAU)

BNHA:

Temporary Hero AU Concept (Escapism AU + BNHA)

One Piece:

The Maiden of the Sea AU

TWST:

Preview of Sidereal AU

DCU:

Lazarus (Gen, Gotham AU)

Your Brother's Family/Family Dissonance AU

JJK:

Mahito!Reader excerpt

Rise of the Othergod Apostle:

Theory of Narrative Thought AU

Original:

you’ll live forever tonight (Vampire X Reader)

Miscellaneous:

Toys (Reader Insert) 

Dreamy (Reader Insert) 

Doomed to Fate (Reader Insert)

A collection of snippets

Fic Recs, 2

[innerchildabortionclinic]

my sons ranked from most to least hard to love

[ot3]

no hate to op at all im screenshotting this for the sake of Making My Own Post instead of adding a subjective contradictory opinion to theirs. but i just can not relate to this way of thinking at all. when something everyone has told me is really good turns out to be really good im overjoyed. i think its awesome when things are good and they get attention for being good. the other option is that only bad shit ever gets popular and that would be a dark reality to live in indeed... the joy i get from being a contrarian hater is always a consolation prize for not getting to actually experience something good, which is always my main goal. i consider this an important part of the hater's ethos

[patches-dark-souls]

haterism is basic game theory

[occasionalsnippets]

Hi motha I'm writing this from the orphanage.. When will you update Retrograde Motion 🥺 your children are starved 🥺🥺🥺

erm when i get back into scp (i need scp fic recs)

[occasionalsnippets]

More of untimely injuries docs adventures

first i gave them a cigarette as asked (they didn't like it)

gee take a guess why don't ya

i don't think doc is actually scared but they don't want to hurt her feelings (said character is an oc of mine)

049 developed a pathetic crush that is not reciprocated

oh and of course, they must suffer for our entertainment

ASDLKJAHD 049 developing a pathetic crush is so funny and so canon ASDLKAJSDHASDLKSJD

[shizunitis]

happy pride month to the gay stallion protagonist and his homophobic man wife villain

[venus-kisses]

have u considered developing an all-consuming crush on me

[tieflingkisser]

[lypsys]

"Write character relationships that are normal" WRONG ☝ CODEPENDENCY BEAM 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

[asynca]

Write that one-shot. Those 3 chapters will be the best 10 chapters you ever wrote

[sentientsky]

characters going “we were lovers once”: eh, it’s okay i guess. it’s nice enough

characters going “we were friends once”: absolutely devastating. one hit knockout i’m gone

[zoppzoop]

getting violently ill btw

[damnhotpocket]

Gema.piano on instagram

Why are all music teachers like this 😭😭😭

[communeist]

THEY ARE

[crematedequally]

when i was 8 i had a very intimidating russian woman as a music teacher- she was both my opera instructor and piano teacher. about a month into piano, she sat me down and said to my mother and i "this child- very beautiful voice, good for singing. i will not allow this child to continue piano. god did not want this child to play an instrument. he told me this in dreams. that is all."

my mom had it written down on a slip so we could remember the exact words because it was so funny. i HATED playing piano and i was definitely not good at it (i did end up having a good 5 years of opera training and ended up being a pretty accomplished choir singer though) and the idea of god sending my incredibly severe and serious russian piano teacher a dream begging her to stop teaching me piano was probably the funniest way it could have gone.

[theotherwesley]

I love baby foxes. Nothing has ever had less of an idea.

buffering

[theotherwesley]

feather obtained, purpose unclear

leaf obtained, purpose unclear

ground:

unclear

sibling obtained, purpose: biting

[cloudabserk]

just watched an interview with james ortiz (rocky’s puppeteer) where he’s like “they were torturing ryan gosling for this movie. it was killing him. he was developing isolation sickness in real life from being the only actor on set for 6 months. i needed to be there for him even when rocky wasn’t in frame to serve as his guiding light and the sole thread tethering him to the concept of love. i was kneeling at the altar” and what

[cloudabserk]

and then in ryan goslings interviews he’s like “i was struggling in the depths of hell. until a beautiful puppeteer angel lifted me up out of the darkness and saved me so completely and understood the character so well we had to make him play the role for real”

[cloudabserk]

what

[thevampirecrow]

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest

[aphony-cree]

What if Buffy's mom hadn't found out about slaying at the end of season 2 and Buffy had to convince Spike to stay in town and pretend to be in a band with her because that was the cover story they'd told Joyce

[fluffyspuffy]

And then eventually end up accidentally actually starting a band because it’s easier than maintaining the lie

[aphony-cree]

Joyce says they can use the garage to rehearse and she always makes them snacks. Buffy starts to worry she'll never get Spike to leave

[fluffyspuffy]

Buffy insists on calling the band Slayer and Spike keeps failing to convince her that there’s already a band with that name

[disco-tea]

Low key I feel like Buffy would just see it as a cover and it’s a ‘fake band’ but Spike gets like way into it and it’s a Real Band™️ to him and he’s a little annoyed Buffy doesn’t take it as seriously. He’s always like “you missed practice this Tuesday what the hell’s up with that. We have a gig next week btw”

[saunteringvaguelydownwards]

#he starts trailing after her on patrol to bitch about missing practice or how she's sloppy on her chords #starts pitching in on the slayage because vampires keep interrupting his tirades #''EXCUSE ME we are having a ROW'' *stakes fledgling* #no chip necessary spike is literally the guy in the band with zero chill about the band #he undeads the band. he unbreathes the band. he spends all his time not sleeping... on the band. #(willow is their manager xander is the merch guy) #(giles was secretly plotting to lure spike into a trap until he notices spike is... actually better at corralling buffy on patrol than he is #because spike doesn't want her injuring her hands or doing anything that fucks with her breath control) #(giles is also weak to the nostalgia of it all and tunes their instruments when he thinks they're not looking) #(when faith arrives mid-S3 she's quickly recruited to sing backup) (via @entirelytookeen)

[muffinlance]

@worldsokayestdragon :

#spike after learning Oz plays guitar: why İsn't he in the band? #buffy: he's already in his own band. which is actually a real band unlike our fake band that you keep forgetting is just a cover story #spike: we're never going to make it in the music industry if you don't stop calling our band fake

Spike (with reluctant but knowledgeable backup from Giles) finally convinces her that "Slayer" risks bringing copyright lawyers down upon their heads, a fate worse than vampires

Buffy turns around and re-names their band "Fake"

[wynterwulf7]

Ok I Don’t go here but this whole thing is very. very. very funny.

[cowthropologist]

Do I actually want to write this fanfic or do I just want to wallow in the delicious daydream like a pig in the mud?

[thebitchywitchyone]

Unfortunately I wish for others to wallow in my magnificent mud pit

[yaketysmax]

thank you for the magnificent mud pits, fanfic writers