Occtis Tachonis Could Be Anywhere

Occtis Tachonis spotted in a location. Currently reporting two sightings per day. Never AI, always handmade quality bullshit. Anyone is free to use any of my edits for their own quality shitposting, just tag me I would love to see it! (If you are requesting something from a media, please be specific! Current queue is about 2 weeks, but if submissions are topical or particularly funny to me they may be moved up in the queue)

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When I saw him he was going over Niagara Falls?!

Occtis Tachonis was sighted in the United States’ oldest state park!

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I saw him skulking around Marlin and Nemo's anemone

Occtis Tachonis has been sighted in the anemone!

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I saw him staying at Hotel Transylvania

Occtis Tachonis has been sighted at the Hotel Transylvania pool party!

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Occtis Tachonis has been sighted in Moominvalley!

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Occtis Tachonis has been sighted in Lot 36 of Guillermo Del Toro’s Cabinet of Curiosities!

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Spotted him at Ryōō High School... dancing?????

Is he out of touch? Is he out of time? Is he out of his mind? Is it Thursday yet?

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I saw Occtis with Nicky in Paris (The Vampire Lestat ref)

Occtis Tachonis has been sighted at the Theater of Vampires!

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Saw Occtis… flying Toothless???

Occtis Tachonis has been sighted training a dragon!

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Occtis Tachonis has been sighted on Sesame Street!

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I saw Occtis and Pin in the Weird Kids' orange booth.

Occtis Tachonis has been sighted on a wonderfully weird podcast!

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I saw him standing there....menacingly!!!

OCCTIS!! THE MANIAC IS ON THE LOOSE!!! WATCH OUT!!!!!

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I think I saw Occtis in the Loss meme

Occtis Tachonis has been sighted experiencing Loss!

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Occtis Tachonis has been sighted waiting for his turn to walk down the turret stairs!

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[id: the meeting on the turret stairs, a watercolor painting by frederic william burton, showing hellelil and hildebrand (a woman in a blue dress and an armed man in red) meeting and tenderly kissing on a set of stone turret stairs. occtis can be seen edited into the painting at the top of the stairs.]

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i saw him win the chilli contest at my small town's state fair this year

Occtis Tachonis has been sighted at the Chili Contest!

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Occtis Tachonis has been sighted in M.C. Escher’s Relativity staircases!

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Occtis Tachonis has been sighted waiting for his turn to walk down the turret stairs!

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Occtis Tachonis has been sighted with the Fabulous Killjoys!