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The mascot of my old school was literally a shaved anteater

#mascot #school #back to school #life #aardvark #anteater #wtf

My options of skin tone:

1. Casper the friendly ghost

2. Clifford the Big Red Dog

#skin #tan #me #relatable #goals #summer #summergoals

I tried to take a pic of this kid but he is trying to fly away or something

#slender #slenderman

I throw more shade than a solar eclipse

Donald Trump says he wants to "Set records with women", but I don't think he can run for president if he has criminal records against his daughter.

#election #president #presidential #presidential election #trump #donald trump #clinton #hillary clinton #sanders #bernie sanders

My dad sent my this photo and I'm not sure what to think

#my little pony #pony #dad #dad jokes #dad just stop #why #what #what even

Smh this kid at my school is dressing like a water bottle cause he's always thirsty

#smh #why #water #water bottle #funny

My dad and I split a rack of ribs

Me: I really want another one but I don't know if I can Him: take a lap around the block and then you can This is the type of support I need from my parents

#encouragement #encouraging quotes #parents #parenting #support #food #bbq

You're more of a mistake than the 2016 Presidentian Candidates.

#president #canpaign #presidential candidate #election #2016 presidential election #2k16

Real event at my school

Dude 1: so I know they joke about it, but I think Sam is actually gay for Finn Dude 2: I’m gay for Finn. Dude 3: why would it matter if he was gay? It doesn’t effect you so why should you care? I would support them.

They litterally just eliminated they “teenage boys are terrified of gays” stereotype. I’ve never been more proud of people at my school in my life. They are completely accepting of people being gay or lesbian, especially if it is their own friends.

#lgbtq #lgbt #gaypride #gayrigths

*in my choir class*

Director: are all the basses over here? Some little shit in the back: BASSically

#choir #pun #puns #fun #funny #school #class

Inspirational person: Shoot for the moon, and even if you miss you'll land among the stars. Me: Bitch the sun's rays would legit burn you, no oxygen would suffocate you, and gravity would pull you through the atmosphere causing your body to burn. Me: Sit the fuck down.

#inspiration #inspirational person #inspiration meme #shut up #sit down

My dad named our Wi-Fi ‘Nachowifi’ and the pain of having to tell people every time someone comes over is too much

#dad #dad jokes #dad joke #dad just stop #wifi

As my friend once said, "I don't want you to change I just want you to stop breathing."

#friend #friends #story

Me @ my boss

Damn Dave back at it again with the low pay

#damn daniel #damn #daniel #meme #low pay

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