hello vonnie
Keni
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Discoholic 🪩
Janaina Medeiros
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Claire Keane
will byers stan first human second
if i look back, i am lost
we're not kids anymore.
ojovivo
sheepfilms
DEAR READER
Misplaced Lens Cap
i don't do bad sauce passes
styofa doing anything
Cosmic Funnies
Andulka
shark vs the universe
seen from Malaysia
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seen from Peru
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@ocean-myst
the idea that your friends won't like you if you're too weird is wrong for example one time I told a friend whenever I was losing my mind I laid down on the floor under my desk and stared at it until I was better and next time she visited me she taped a bag of salami snacks to the underside of my desk with a message saying "going insane all by yourself, handsome?" which I only saw months later when I had a breakdown. that's friendship.
my wife: you're the only person who uses the computer correctly
me: what do you mean
my desktop:
unstoppable force (wanting to be the kindest version of myself) vs immovable object (all the anger and hatred I have inside myself)
:3 but with two teeth in the middle
what a fella!!
That's really how you want to sleep?
THAT'S really how you want to sleep???
Finally. A normal sleeping position. Good job.
#is this a sheep herding dragon
No a sheep hoarding dragon
I just noticed the sheep nibbling its tail and that feels IMMENSELY FITTING
Shephoard
2023 • one ball python every week • week 3
Squirrel having time of its life
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someday, in the distant future, humans will once again be capable of hearing the phrase “what is love” without also feeling the primal urge to respond with “baby don’t hurt me”
So at that point, people will say “baby don’t hurt me”…no more?
I tried to scroll past I really did
beautiful set up, perfect follow-through. great teamwork everyone
My cats do this all the time. It's hilarious.
shoutout to anthropomorphic snakes in animated movies doing poses that would normally require arms by creatively using their coils as arms instead. gotta be one of my favorite genders
this is what it's all about
I gotta add my girl Summer to this post.
Summer is a master of using coils like arms and hands
so this happened to me today
fucked up some bird tried to steal your car like that
He’s not stealing, he’s robin
(Clasping your shoulder gently)
You’re right. And he looks like a real tit doing it too
I’m a pacifist like institutionally but I’m absolutely certain that violence solves at least some problems on a much smaller level. I don’t believe in wars or nuclear weapons or military campaigns I do believe in the power of that guy who punched the nazi in the face so hard his entire media presence immediately crumbled to dust
life tip whatever dumb ass name you get siri to call you is what your iphone automatically signs your emails as. i have been applying to jobs for 2 months as queef.
#OH MY GOD OH GMY GOD OH MY GOD NO N ONO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOO #HOLY SHIT #I HAVE BEEN APPLYING TO JOBS AS ANAL DESTROYER
This post actually deserves a “reblog to save a life”
This actually happened to an unfortunate lab tech i knew a few years ago. “Sir Fuck-O-Saurus” had a hard time with employment.
“Does this game have fall damage?” I ask as I have already leapt off the tallest building in the game
