mostly Superbat

dcu/DCAU thoughts. cause... why the fuck not? been a while since I've been in the DC fandom. might as well, I make shit tAkes. og blog: @staticinyourjoints

[urktola]

so many feelings~

and the bonus looked like recognition from the outside

[animatedmess]

I loooooooove me some superbat with one sided clex and one sided batjokes.

It’s just so perfect. Those two villains are obsessed! With them, absolutely everything they do is to get their attention, and superbat is just like: please leave me alone I wanna be with my husband!

Lex trying to baby trap superman? He is actively and willingly co-parenting Robin with Batman.

Joker wants to get under Batman’s skin so bad, he wants to be the center of attention and the main focus of the bat, too damn bad, Batman is obsessed with superman.

And insane joker working with megalomaniac Lex, literally terrifying for the world, wtf, but that means world finest team up!! And that is so peak!!

Anyway, rant over. I just love superbat

[dcthots]

Idk but his might end up with a lex x joker ship. What even is their ship name? Jinx? Lmaooo

[animatedmess]

LMAO HEAR ME OUT!!

Superman has been spotted flying around Gotham more and more often, joker is absolutely livid and jealous, he is so possessive over Batman. No one else can have his attention but him.

What’s worse, after setting in motion his latest plan and having Batman running around Gotham with the little birds bloody and ran ragged, the last thing he sees before the GCPD takes him back to arkham is Batman and Robin meeting superman on top of the nearest building, and Batman leaning into the hand superman lays on the small of his back, that’s the last straw, batsy should be thinking about him and only him, the alien has to go.

[dcthots]

Now make him meet up with Lex and they can jinx together...

[robs-your-robins]

I have a theory that Martha Wayne never actually wore any pearls on that night. Hear me out but real pearls are individually knotted to prevent them from scattering like they do in Bruce’s flashback. And I highly doubt Martha WAYNE would be wearing fake pearls. I think Bruce actually saw shattered collarbone gleaming in the moonlight , which can easily be mistaken for pearls through tears on a rainy night.

And his brain later filled in the rest.

It’s also a known psychological fact that our brain manipulates old memories, especially traumatic ones, often making them less graphic.

[urgayestnightmare-deactivated20]

I have a headcanon that she was shot in the face, the "pearls" were actually her teeth flying out after her face exploded but baby Bruce couldn't handle the memory and changed it :)

[dcthots]

Hey so I get that the dark knight is already dark but don't make it darker than it actually needs to be

[sh1nuki]

As a concerned citizen of Gotham, why does Bruce Wayne not have body guards?

[dcthots]

Easy, have you not seen Alfred? Crazy fucker that old man.

[merlinficsandfallingsticks]

I'm just imagining the justice league figuring out Batman's faimly situation it'd be insane.

Green lantern: So you're a dad?

Batman: Hmm.

GL: Damn. Two kids is a lot.

Nightwing: Lmao. There's way more then two of us Hal.

Gl: ... three?

Batman: Ten.

Flash: TEN??

Gl: You do not have ten kids.

Batman: You're right. Legally I have around seven. I have more then that though.

Nightwing: You lost count

Batman: I lost count yeah.

GL: ... jeez I feel bad for your wife

Batman raised one eyebrow looking at him: "They're adopted, except for one."

GL: okay yeah but still it would be a lot of work for her raising them.

"... I don't have a wife Hal."

"Then who is their mom???"

"They don't have a mom."

"To be fair they did go and pick out their own moms."

"And dads." Batman said raising one eyebrow at Nightwing who grinned at him.

"You have to admit Superman is a good option."

"He is."

"So, wait, all this time we've just been bullying a single dad of ten kids?" Hal asked and Batman nodded once, trying not to look amused.

"Well. Great."

"He's also autistic." NIghtwing said and Hal's panicked look increased.

"Ah JEEZ-"

"And an orphan-"

"OKAy we get it"

[nigaki]

Only one?! Clark isn't breeding you enough!

[dcthots]

The comment on Clark not breeding him enough is diabolical. Jokes on you however. Because Clark respects Bruce's wants

[lostmonsterposts]

For my favourite kryptonian biology hc,I really like Clark's saliva having aphrodisiac powers, because Krypton was essentially an alpha-dominant society and the alphas were biologically more aggressive,and Clark is not aware of that and when they first do the deed Clark is so shocked to see Bruce slowly getting high off of his mind completely under Clark's trance, totally submissive and pliant and desperate af,and Clark feels SO FUCKING bad that man is shitting oceans of tears but still they have sex because Bruce is just too much swayed by the aphrodisiac and blah blah they talk about Clark basically begging for forgiveness,all the while Bruce is horny af, cuz that Kinky mf liked it and they experiment a lot with it

Lmao horny shits

Jfnrnjnrfnrnrnrnr yesss, I had a 'plot line' with that in my fic but there was too many moving parts and that one got chopped. But definitely for the next one

[shngrtto]

more superbat :]

ib jadedazes on tiktok !

[frownyalfred]

Superbat meets the Kents for the first time is one of my favorite tropes for them. Ma and Pa Kent would be over the moon with anyone Clark brings home, it’s just baked in. They loved Lois, they loved Lana, and then when thirty-something Clark brings home a forty-something Gotham billionaire vigilante who looks like a super model except for the eyebags, they’re trying so hard.

Bruce clears his throat and says “I parked my plane in your corn field. I hope that’s alright.” And it takes Ma and Pa a moment to get over the words my plane before Pa says “The one near the barn?” and Bruce gives him the most bizarre look before replying “No, sir. The one you just harvested. I’ll backfill the wheel ruts before I take off, I know you’re planning on rotating crops for winter to fix the nitrogen” and Pa looks at Ma, Ma looks at Pa, and Pa claps Clark on the shoulder and says “This one…this one is more than okay.”

[tienwashere]

Figure drawing but superbat

[pemizart]

Superbat and Timkon wips except it's just the Supes annoying the Bats

[tomcat-tapes]

DONTTRUSTME

Conner absolutely beefing with Bernard,

What happened is essentially when Jersey Bird released Kon was doing some press about it and an interviewer made it out to seem like the album was his love letter to Gotham hero Robin. Which more or less is true, but Kon isn’t going to admit it in public but also chooses to not correct the interviewer.

As a result? Well the internet went wild over the new it ‘couple’ of Gotham City! And Bernard is less than thrilled that the internet is shipping his boyfriend with Conner, and Conner doesn’t really care. And since it’s not exactly threatening Tim’s work he chooses to also ignore it which absolutely frustrates Bernie.

This is not Bernie hate by any means, he’s just simply stuck in the middle of Tim and Kon’s will they won’t they situation…

[dcthots]

Bernard the third wheel of the will they won't they situationship of timkon and also the messenger for both of them and he's tired asf

[bruceslefttit]

I need a JL superbat fanfiction where Superman just cannot get along with Bruce, he fills like he is arrogant and is the complete opposite of beta Superman likes to search in people.

Don’t get him wrong he can be with the guy in a room, in an uncomfortable silent room where he dreads every single second of.

He does not get it, Hal’s obviously kind of in love with the guy even though they try to humiliate each other but whatever. Diana also considers him one of her best friends even though he has never seen him laugh. Jimmy does not get his indifference towards Batman, he even argues that Clark hates him and is so ridiculous. Lois agrees though, there is nothing bad in staying away from this man, she does not get the hype either.

However one day nightwing, his alleged kid is there, at the watchtower. Everyone around when he arrives is a bit brighter, not just because this man is cracking jokes left and right, they’re actually kind of bad.

But there he is, Batman, smiling like it’s nothing. Like his smiles were so casually found. He looks like an eclipse, the moon is shining in the way that darkness promised you it couldn’t. Then there was laughs, where he put his hand over his mouth thinking that he could hide it, turning around so that we couldn’t see it.

For nightwing there seems something so domestic in his face, he thinks about how he has probably seen so much smiles this must be his usual day. He must be the reason of Bruce’s smile lines increasing over the years.

Then there is the dimples popping out, and he can swear he saw Diana taking a picture.

So now he gets it, oh god he gets it. Because what the hell is wrong with this man and laughing like that. Because his kid is making the worst jokes but still smiles in case nobody else does.

So yeah, he gets it, how can he not when nightwing tells stories of 23 year old father Bruce who didn’t know how to raise a child. How it was like when they were so young and life got hard, and still, everything seems so domestic he’s mad. He’s mad he never got to know this part of a family, because he was supposed to fall in love with Bruce a while ago and he only got it now.

So yeah he gets it, and the world is not black and white anymore.

Because he gets it.

[hyperfixating-like-a-bitch]

(As always you can use for whatever ship/fandom you want)

Mafia Au, but the mob boss is the bottom.

Listen I'm just kinda tired of seeing the boss be like a dom top. Let him bottom.

[animatedmess]

I loooooooove me some superbat with one sided clex and one sided batjokes.

It’s just so perfect. Those two villains are obsessed! With them, absolutely everything they do is to get their attention, and superbat is just like: please leave me alone I wanna be with my husband!

Lex trying to baby trap superman? He is actively and willingly co-parenting Robin with Batman.

Joker wants to get under Batman’s skin so bad, he wants to be the center of attention and the main focus of the bat, too damn bad, Batman is obsessed with superman.

And insane joker working with megalomaniac Lex, literally terrifying for the world, wtf, but that means world finest team up!! And that is so peak!!

Anyway, rant over. I just love superbat

[dcthots]

Idk but his might end up with a lex x joker ship. What even is their ship name? Jinx? Lmaooo

[oboy049]

There was a time Bruce thought prolong cuddles were boring

Like the ones on the bed where they are silent just holding each other

At least sofa cuddles have a movie or something

Or short hugs and kisses feels nice

If it were more lustful then the sex was entertaining

But staying in silence just holding each other? After a while they get numb and his mind too loud, right? Unless they chat but if they end up laughing or needing to move their hands, wouldn’t be uncomfortable? They can chat without cuddles

But then one morning he woke up with Clark on top of him

Clark’s head tucked under his chin, his huge arms limping around him, his respiration slow and calm

The sun is peeking from the long dark curtains on the window, the air is chilly but not as cold under the warm body and blankets

Bruce started to pet Clark’s soft and curly hair, holding him closer to him

The weight is grounding, the ambient is warm, the morning too silent in a peaceful way

And since that day Bruce got all the cuddles idea, his mind is blank but his body is so warm and present

Clark is sleeping he doesn’t even need to talk to feel entertain when he have Clark’s curls to play

The morning passed so fast in this meditative state and without realizing Clark started to wake up

“Mornin’ “ Clark said in a hoarse and lazy voice, even his lazy smile felt so warm and bright as his usual ones

“Good morning” Bruce simply answered

[ifanyoneasksyoudontknowme]

(Damian and Jonathan bored in the manor)

Damian: "Kent."

Jon: "Yeah?"

Damian: "Take a bite out of that railing and I'll name my firstborn after you."

Jon:

Jon: "Fine, but only because Jonathan Wayne's got a nice ring to it."

Dick: [walks in, hearing only that.]

Dick: "Pause. What??"

Jon and Damian: [looks at each other] ?

Jon: "wAIT- No it's not-"

Damian: "We were just betting on our children!?"

Dick:

Damian:

Jon:

Dick: [dials number]

Bruce: *picks up*

Dick: "So another Kent's joining the family-"