[universi-tea]

why am i a college student and not a cat that lives in an antique shop

[timbllr]

via weheartit

[michaelbrunt-blog]

[timetogetpaid]

[perrfectly]

[danger]

[foxmouth]

[novh]

[rosewater1997]

Millennials be downloading astrology apps instead of going to therapy

[srta-mimadinha-deactivated20191]

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[invitedbonfire]

[skrewsociety]

If we’re dating you’re just going to have to get used to the fact that I’m obsessed with you, and I’m going to want to show you off to everyone, and I’m going to take thousands of pictures of you whenever you’re doing anything because you’re the most beautiful human being I’ve ever laid my eyes on.

[gianlupeter-deactivated20160829]

[soderso]

[dacelio]

No offense but I hate it when people sit down next to me to smoke…like sweetie…I was here breathin…

[mossbug]

u ever go take a piss at a party and as soon as u close the door u feel like ur in a different dimension