Kara Larsson

It is a truth universally acknowledged that when one part of your life starts going okay, another falls spectacularly to pieces.

[timaeustest1f1ed]

Me: sees a cute boy

My heart: oh god,,, fuck ,,,,, oh no,,,,,,,,,,,

[4444555666777888999]

every man is a different kind of headache

[shewolfwrites-deactivated201607]

Imogen Poots as Ellie in A Country Called Home.

[obeythesea]

Does anyone else have a hard time believing that somebody will wanna stay with you forever bc same

[daily-bad-jokes]

some of you are scarily good looking and need to tone it down immediately

[cheauxcobo]

(lays back all sexy for u on the bed) (bangs my fuckign head on the headboard)

[lizzydobbs]

🍕 which muse is a terrible cook

So many!!!!!! There’s a lot of them who haven’t ever even tried cooking at all???? And just kinda think food just appears for them??? Like Rowlin Stafford, Leck Quasar, Henrietta Allen, Ward Eastwood, Chase Hawthorne, Max Monroe, Renfry Moran, Cornelius Pembrooke, Lennox Stanford, and Harvey Wilder would all cook terrible meals (if they could be bothered to even try … which I don’t think any of them would be. Except maybe Ward when he’s trying to impress the ladies, but lbr he def thinks that having a five star chef cook a private meal for them is more impressive so …) 

I know that Roran DeGrey and Kara Larsson have both tried cooking and failed terribly (but they both keep trying ~*~thumbs up emoji~*~) 

And then there’s Greg Walker who is definitely super bad at cooking and knows it. So he just makes cereal and heats up frozen burritos to survive. 

[lizzydobbs]

2/4 ROLEPLAYS →  ON THE OCEANFRONT

I couldn’t have said it better myself. Here’s to cynical realities.

[lizzydobbs]

💑 who would make the best couple of two of your muses together

Kara Larsson and Ian Porter. I think that they’d be able to take care of each other in different ways. Not to mention Ian is literally the perfect boyfriend and Kara needs so!!! much!!! help!!!! in that department. Plus she’s a little wild sometimes and he’s super grounded. She’s always wanting to go on adventures or do fun things and sometimes Ian gets too bogged down with all of his family drama and she’d 100% call him out on his shit when he lets them control him/his life. 

[ruinedchildhood]

[arabwife]

I’ll get over it I just gotta be dramatic first

[quillington]

‘ i can’t date. i’m not genetically set up for it. ’ kara larsson + sally bowers

“I can’t date,” sighed Kara, flopping down on the sofa beside Sally.  “I’m not genetically set up for it.”

“Yeahhh,” Sally nodded emphatically, arching her brows.  “Normally I’d try to encourage you, but on this particular matter I think I need to agree…for the sake of all mankind.”  The corners of Sally’s lips quirked upwards hopefully, praying as she always did that she could make her friend laugh.  Kara shot Sally a half-amused gaze and nudged her shoulder.  “Ok,” resumed Sally.  “What happened?”

“Are you sure you want to know?”

“Your love life is like a trainwreck,” responded Sally, shrugging helplessly.  “I can’t look away.”

“Well,” Kara bit her lip.  “Me and Kevin…were in the shower together…”

“Oh, God…”

“And it was really steamy-”

“Literally, I bet.  Showers are like that,” commented Sally, dryly.

“Yeah…anyway…I tripped…”

“I’m so nervous right now, Kara.  So nervous.  Go on.”

“I ended up slicing open my leg with a razor that fell on the floor with me…”

“Oh my God!”

Kara rested her head on the back of the couch.  “I was lying there naked, literally bleeding, and he says, ‘I’m not feeling it,’ and then…he broke up with me.  I went to the hospital, got stitches…alone.”

Sally gaped.  Even for Kara’s horrific dating stories, that was a bad one.  Jumping up, Sally grabbed her purse.  “First thing’s first.  Your leg…You’re ok?” she asked.

“Fine,” responded Kara, folding her arms over her chest.

“Ok, then, get up.  I’m taking you to his place.  No, no, no!  Hear me out!  We’re gonna egg his car, teepee his house…and then we’re gonna get some massive, super girly drinks at the bar and we’re gonna dance till we fall down.  You in?”

Kara’s lips curved into a bright grin.  “Oh, yeah,” she said, nodding.  “I’m in.”

[imogenpotts]

Are you serious? 

Almost always, like yourself.

[oceanfrontadam]

OOC | Adam & Kara

Ok, but Adam def flirts/flirted w Kara and honestly I’d apologize but Kara knows what’s up atp *points to her forthcoming book*

[oceanfrontkara]

hahah omg!!! tbh kara probably flirted back @ him just b/c she loves flirting (cue no one’s surprise) but never really meant anything by it/was never interested in anything more than that either, so I can see them just flirting harmlessly with each other with the occasional prank on kara thrown in haha (honestly she’d be so easy to prank b/c she’s just such a mess/is honestly caught up in other things than what’s actually going on in the moment and smdh he’s probably even pranked her once and she didn’t even NOTICE hahaha #facepalm) 

[oceanfrontkara]

Shake it Off | Kara & Annie

[oceanfrontannie]

Annie simply smiles the whole time Kara talks because the girl can ramble for days - something Annie very much loves about her. 

“Gosh you and Colin, I swear, are in cahoots or something. Probably have a mission titled, Don’t Let Annie Give Up,” Annie teases, giving her roommate a tight hug. “I’m sure Sally isn’t far behind either,” she adds, a light laugh. Annie literally has no idea what she’d do life without her friends. 

Same goes for Kara though, as Annie is sure one day her roommate will end in a ditch thanks to some crazy dude. 

“You met him on instagram?” She asks, with a light laugh, “Wait wait wait, you have to show me his profile!” Without hesitation Annie pulls out her phone from her back pocket and gives it to Kara. Honestly, she has no idea how Kara gets herself these dates. 

“But yes, the only benefit of you getting murdered is extra morning shower time, honestly,” she says. 

[oceanfrontkara]

“Uhh, no. You’ve figured us out. I told them we have to stop being so obvious about it, or you’d catch on,” She said, teasingly, “But no, for real: do you think any of us are going to let you give up? Because we aren’t. That’s what we are here for. To annoy you into following your dreams. The only thing you are allowed to give up on is trying not to listen to us, because that is a battle you aren’t ever going to win. Becoming an actress though, that’s a different story. And I mean, if you do fail horribly, you can always just say that we made you.” 

Kara scooted over to Annie so she could see her phone. 

“Yeah, it’s .... not one of my brightest moments. But I mean, not one of the lowest, either ... not that I really have a high bar in this area or anything, but anyway ... okay, so go to the last pictures I posted, because he commented on it and you can go to his profile from there.” She instructed, “Anyway, he found my page because I’d posted that picture of us at the bar last weekend and put on the location and apparently he was there then, too. Okay, so don’t laugh, but he definitely posts a lot of selfies .... like a lot. Like too many. But he’s really good looking, so I kinda think we should just overlook that ...” 

[oceanfrontjohn]

blinded | kara + john

[oceanfrontjohn]

John chuckles when Kara teases him to the point of predicting his death, “Ten minutes?” He asks, “Damn, quickest death by perfume in the eye - ever, I am sure.” He sits there patiently as she finishes examining his eye because John’s sure any other sudden movements might get his other eye in a similar condition. 

“But yeah, totally covered for any future break-ins,” he adds with a smile. John blows a big puff of air in her face and reaches out to pokes her side a few times, “Or you could just lock your door,” he adds. 

He readjusts the towel against his eye and explains, “Annie informed me a handle or something on her dresser needs fixing and asked if I could stop by and fix it.” He pauses for a moment before he says slowly, “I suppose I could have knocked and all, since I did stop by doing the day…”

John keeps his one eye on her before saying, “But I figured I could slip in and out,” seeing as the two of them hadn’t really had any run-ins lately anyway. Then again, Kara’s schedule can be pretty unpredictable. 

[oceanfrontkara]

“Pfft, why lock doors when I’ve got this?” Kara asked, teasingly, holding up the perfume, “I mean, it is slightly more expensive to spray this than to, y’know, lock the door, but then, when have I ever been practical?” 

She nodded, “Oh. Right. Yeah. Actually, now that you say that, she did mention that ... “ But Kara hadn’t really paid much attention to it at the time. Or rather, she remembered that she said that it had been broken and that she’d have someone in to fix it. Kara hadn’t realized that she’d meant John. 

She laughed, “Usually, you can.” She said, “I mean, the door’s never locked and chances are neither of us will be here. We really are the perfect place to rob,” She added, “I mean, save the fact that we really don’t have too much worth stealing. But details, details.”

She brushed her hair behind her ears, “So, hey, aside from losing your eyesight while trying to do something nice for a friend, how’ve you been?” She asked.

[oceanfrontkara]

ooc: kara + stu

[oceanfrontstu]

YES! all of this! …. also is kara in the “friends of birdie who thinks stu is cute” fanclub? because if so, that’s another hilarious thing. stu is probably all kinds of awkward around them and doesn’t understand why any of them think he’s cute.

but oh man. i also feel like stu might see kara a lot when he’s at work? like i feel like a lot of the weird situations kara ends up sometimes catch the attention of the police? and kara has probably witnessed several robberies and things like that and stu has been the officer called in several times he’s always like “why do these things always happen to you???”

BUT ALSO KARA TEASING HIM ABOUT HIS INABILITY TO USE TECHNOLOGY. stu is like “i was clearly born in the wrong era. maybe i’m really from 1910. and they love me there.” and he probably gives her a wry smile like ~maybe i’m a time traveler, maybe i’m just technology challenged. who knows.

I FEEL LIKE THESE TWO HAVE SOME REALLY AMAZING AND CUTE BANTER AND IT’S ADORABLE. especially because stu was probably initially really quiet around kara and i don’t think kara is ever quiet so many when he ended up being more comfortable around her, he started joking with her and now they’re really cute and bantery?

…. also i kind of want them to go on a date …. *swan dives away because i don’t know where that came from but it would probably be cute and hilarious especially if it was a set up and neither of them realized it was supposed to be a date* LIZZY I HAVE LOTS OF FEELS AND IT’S A PROBLEM. *hides face*

[oceanfrontkara]

KARA IS TOTALLY IN THAT CLUB <3 tbh I feel like she probably started telling him that he was hot or had a great ass or something just b/c it made him uncomfortable (#bestfriendaward) but she probably says it now and means it hahah

HAHAHAHAH omg but no I feel like kara actually ends up going to the police a lot like it’s def one of my headcannons that she’s dated a murderer and tbh probs thieves too and who knows what else ... plus she just does get herself into the weirdest situations and I feel like she’s always like “hey ... yeah ... I’m involved ... again .... I s2g this is an accident and I’m not actually some criminal ...”  

awww yeah and I totally see that!!!! and yeah kara is such a chatterbox and tbh she probably didn’t realize that he was always quiet around her b/c she just ... is honestly so clueless sometimes haha and I feel like you kinda have to be aggressive sometimes to get a word in with her haha

OMG OMG OMG I REALLY WANT THAT TO HAPPEN!!!!! and idk who would set them up (possibly birdie??) but maybe kara doesn’t realize it’s a date b/c she thinks she’s dating nick (#facepalm) and stu doesn’t realize it’s a date either for some reason??? idk .... but I need this. I NEED THIS LIKE I NEED AIR. (also kara would go on a nice date w/o realizing it’s a date ........... you don’t get more kara than that)