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bluesturngold

emberdothound

leofwines-deactivated20250831

love my pumpkin

scary my pumpkin

callali1y

you dumb bitch

dazeylily

leaving this in the drafts really says it all

railroadreverie

every time i see a picture of a coyote i am immediately like "omg my friend Cable Ties!"

railroadreverie

My friend Cable Ties

wannab-urs

he definitely fucks but there’s no way he fucks normal

archliches

man c'mon

broken-horn-of-equius

homunculus-argument

Imagine that one day as you're walking on a hot sunny path, your hat jumps off your head and lands into a muddy ditch. And you look at your muddy hat and ask it: "What did you do that for?"

"I don't want to be a burden anymore", your hat answers. "You are always carrying me around, and I can't carry you. That's not fair."

"I don't mind carrying you, little idiot", you tell your hat, "you hardly weight anything at all, and you shelter me from the sun."

"But that's different", your hat protests. "I don't mind the sun scorching on me. That happens anyway. It's literally no trouble for me to shade you too."

"Just the same it's no trouble for me to carry you. But now, because you wanted to stop inconveniencing and bothering me, I am now hatless and you are in the dirt."

jantesika

hello Aesop; how's the underworld been?

homunculus-argument

Every day I wake up and Hades kicks me in the nuts.

peach-pot

trans guy who doesn’t realize he’s turning into a werewolf because he assumes it’s all just normal side effects of starting testosterone

peach-pot

trans girl who doesn’t realize she’s turning into a vampire because she assumes it’s all just normal side effects of starting estrogen

peach-pot

post paused, let’s talk about this now

grimtrespasser

colterwhen

CAN’T ABSCOND, BRO!

latehypocrite

WH4T DO3S YOUR BLOOD SM3LL L1K3?

exwife-of-frankenstein

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segamascott

sexhaver

this tweet singlehandedly destroyed my speech patterns for a solid month in college

stepsisterinchrist

sexy knights. sexy wounded knights. sexy wounded weary knights. sexy wounded weary knights in the rain. sexy wounded weary knights in the rain pledging their loyalty to you.