the crow ; living on

Niko || they/he || 20 ||

[railroadreverie]

every time i see a picture of a coyote i am immediately like "omg my friend Cable Ties!"

[railroadreverie]

My friend Cable Ties

[wannab-urs]

he definitely fucks but there’s no way he fucks normal

[archliches]

man c'mon

[broken-horn-of-equius]

[homunculus-argument]

Imagine that one day as you're walking on a hot sunny path, your hat jumps off your head and lands into a muddy ditch. And you look at your muddy hat and ask it: "What did you do that for?"

"I don't want to be a burden anymore", your hat answers. "You are always carrying me around, and I can't carry you. That's not fair."

"I don't mind carrying you, little idiot", you tell your hat, "you hardly weight anything at all, and you shelter me from the sun."

"But that's different", your hat protests. "I don't mind the sun scorching on me. That happens anyway. It's literally no trouble for me to shade you too."

"Just the same it's no trouble for me to carry you. But now, because you wanted to stop inconveniencing and bothering me, I am now hatless and you are in the dirt."

[jantesika]

hello Aesop; how's the underworld been?

[homunculus-argument]

Every day I wake up and Hades kicks me in the nuts.

[peach-pot]

trans guy who doesn’t realize he’s turning into a werewolf because he assumes it’s all just normal side effects of starting testosterone

[peach-pot]

trans girl who doesn’t realize she’s turning into a vampire because she assumes it’s all just normal side effects of starting estrogen

[peach-pot]

post paused, let’s talk about this now

[grimtrespasser]

[colterwhen]

CAN’T ABSCOND, BRO!

[latehypocrite]

WH4T DO3S YOUR BLOOD SM3LL L1K3?

[exwife-of-frankenstein]

Youtube is full of ads, spotify is full of ads, tumblr is full of ads, pinterest is full of ads. Everything uses ai. Every new update makes the website/app worse. Youtube auto translates almost every video I want to watch. Sometimes pinterest only loads ads for me. Check out this new ai feature. Here's a new update that breaks ur laptop. Here's a new update that breaks ur phone. Why are u complaining about ur phone, just get the newest iphone lol. Join my patreon. Join my membership. Pay a monthly membership to get all features. Upgrade your membership to get even more features. Subscribe to netflix. Subscribe to disney. Subscribe to amazon. Subscribe to hulu. This content isn't available in ur country. This content was removed. This website was removed. This feature only exists for apple. This app only exists for apple. U need to a WiFi connection to play this game. U need an account. We need your email to finish creating this account. We need your number to finish creating your account. We need your id to finish creating your account. In order to delete your account please write an email. In order to delete your account you need a laptop. Oops our database was hacked and ur information was stolen. Ur data was sold from this random website u used once 10 years ago. Spam call. Spam call. Spam call.

[segamascott]

[sexhaver]

this tweet singlehandedly destroyed my speech patterns for a solid month in college

[stepsisterinchrist]

sexy knights. sexy wounded knights. sexy wounded weary knights. sexy wounded weary knights in the rain. sexy wounded weary knights in the rain pledging their loyalty to you.

[azheria]

My duckduckgo searches as I get more and more blitzed on mead from the finest tavern

[cheshire-cat-lenalee2]

[unclefather]

can’t risk it

[bentejam]

THIS PIECE OF PICTURE WORKS. 

[fakesurgery]

Gotta take all the chances…..

[fit-beach-tea]

Never risk it

[bbylilithian]

Too close to final’s week

[maggierobots]

I could use it.

[mythical-illustrator]

Why not, spread the luck

[dduane]

Could use some of that. Why not? :)

[20thcenturystarlet]

do it scared this, do it scared that. y’all are forgetting who pioneered doing it scared

[mousegirlheart]

This is the money raccoon. Take a shower and clean your room and money will come your way soon!

[nitashinori]

That post about death note being "everyone's first anime" (untrue statement) made me curious and now I want to gather data for science

Can you reblog this and tell me where are you from and what was your starter anime?

[ted8ug]

elden ring nightreign

[c3rvida3]

Everybody thinks they're the genre-savvy video store clerk in the horror movie, but we can't ALL be the genre-savvy video store clerk in the horror movie, because I'M the genre-savvy video store clerk in the horror movie. You guys have to be the final girl or the jock boyfriend or the slasher or the old guy at the gas station who acts as a portent of doom or the cheerleader or the knife or the car that won't start or the lake or the ominous transition shot of clouds passing in front of the full moon or the dog that plays basketball or something.

[c3rvida3]

[nitewrighter]

Skyrim was right: soup DOES heal you for 10 points of health and 10 points of stamina.