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Max Gets Divorced | Lissa & Max
The zombie raises his head, torn cheek leaking black fluid that may once have been blood. His face has turned to a greenish hue of death, but Lissa sees through to the man she loves at once. Dropping down to one knee before the dreadful, she reaches out with one trembling hand. A tear rolls down her cheek. “Max,” she whispers, touching her lover’s face. A growl escapes the zombie, but when Lissa touches him, something shifts in his face. Max too stretches out a hand, reaching for Lissa’s butt-
Lissa looked up sharply when she saw a figure approaching. It was none other than Max Monroe and, putting down her pen, the girl called out. “I was just writing a zombie friend fiction about you.” The sound was closer to a monotone than a shout, really, as was often the way with Lissa. She blinked and waited patiently for him to respond. “It’s about our epic forbidden zombie love,” she supplied. “We were about to have some hot zombie sex.”
His own butt would star prominently in that steamy scene. Afterall, Max was one of the top three butts in all Virginia Beach. She hoped he was proud of having such an exceptional bum. He ought to be. Neither Owen nor Tom seemed to quite appreciate their...assets as they ought.
The thick sexual tension between them - always present when they were together, Lissa knew - was it’s own entity by now and it hovered in the space between them, in the look in Max’s eyes as he stared hard at her. She wondered if he was imagining touching her butt. She often pictured herself touching his, afterall.
“I had a question for you. I was thinking about a threesome for you with Ian and Natalie. Does that sound realistic?” She honestly felt the resolution the Ian/Natalie/Max triangle was a threesome. In fact, threesomes solved a lot of issues in her friend fictions. It was time to get down to the real questions in Virginia Beach. “Or is a threesome with Natalie and Liz more likely? Oh! Or Noah? Should he be involved? What, exactly, is your relationship with Lex?”
ooc: max x melissa
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I JUST WANNA SEE HIS FACE WHEN SHE READS HIM FRIEND FICTION THO LIKE I’M YELLING HE’D BE LIKE “WTFFFFFFF” AND “please stop” I mean unless they got really errotic/there was one featuring himself/Lex I mean ;DDDDD
omg but like now that you’ve finished iasip, I weirdly feel like their relationship (if they ever got together for a hot second) would literally be that episode where dennis marries and then later divorces maureen ponderosa
FEATURES LEX/MAX IM YELLING (lex is meanwhile looking into becoming a monk probs ;D) No, but I feel like there are def some erotic ones but there’s also so?????? much weird and there’s def more weird than anything else even in the erotic ones lbr Also tbqh there probs are some Lex/Max ones bc she’s ~inspired by real events~ sometimes and like she sees Max chatting up on Lex and she’s like ‘ok cool’ smdh
Max: Please stop Lissa: I just need to read this one section first! I promise you’ll like it! *reads about max being devoured by zombies probably*
!!!!!!!!!!!! NO BUT ELIZABETH FOR REALZ except instead of being obsessed w cats, it’s zombies ;DDDD (Except I don’t see a transformation in her future unless it’s the zombie au ;DDDD) Like right down to the him-pretend-choking-her and both laughing??????????? *facepalm* (And Noah getting excited about being called Max’s boy toy tbqh smdh)
Coworker: What are you reading?
Me: Short stories written by up-and-coming authors based in established fictional universes.
Coworker: oh cool! What is this one about?
Me: The durability of walls and other surfaces when applied with the stress of two bodies
*me to the bartender* i want something that doesn’t taste like alcohol but has a lot of alcohol in it
i drew these buddies a few weeks ago jst for button tests… but i think the art is kind of cute so i’m postin them
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OOC | Bentleys
S/O TO MAH SIBS <3333 BENTLEYS FROM WOMB TO TOMB <33333
[ooc] Lissa & Alan
kate kate kate. these two are the same age so maybe they met in high school??? like i can totally see them both taking a creative writing class or something and ending up as partners or something and really hitting it off?? and maybe they’re still friends now?? i could see them being really hilarious and super fun friends. thoughts???
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TINA LETS DO IT!!!!!! Ok, so first of all...Melissa is such a weirdo and I love her lots <3 Awwwww, hilarious and super fun friends is my weakness!!! I want this!!! Can’t you just imagine them being super dorks together and like idk doing really nerdy things together and just totally embracing it bc Lissa at least feels no shame about the things she loves and frankly that’s one of the things I love most about her hahaha Also I feel like she’s super supportive of his art and always trying to get him to work on it and really encourage him to just get something done and focus and channel into it and I just <3333
ooc: becca + melissa
okay so I know that we talked for like .24 seconds about how melissa/becca would actually be friends?? I feel like becca wouldn’t get some of the things melissa is into and she’d just kinda shake her head/roll her eyes/be like: whhyyyy lissa whyyyyy but then I can also see them having conversations/debates about who has the best ass in va beach #facepalm.
I can also see becca taking lissa shopping and giving her tips and lissa being someone becca calls if she’s ever struggling w/ something b/c you know lissa is the best at giving fierce pep talks!!!
but idk how you think they met/how long they’ve been friends? becca is 21 and lissa is 25 so that’s a four year difference which is kinda significant gap especially when they were younger so idk if you think this should be a more recent thing??? idk?? thoughts???
Let’s see, so Becca’s friends with Sam and Riley, who’re friends w Sean, so maybe they met through him???? Like idk at a party or something????? In which case I feel like they probs would’ve known each otehr for quite some time...Maybe they’ve always sort of known each other ~in passing~ but over the past like year or two they’ve gotten to know each other better as like actual friends???? or something hahahaha
HAHAHAH Becca groaning at some of the things Lissa loves im laUGHiNg bc HOW THE TABLES TURN ;DDDD Anywayyyy, that def doesn’t discourage Lissa tbqh hahahaha she’s unswerving <3 DEBATES ABOUT BUTTS honestly lissa’s fav type of convo also if she don’t have tom, owen, and max in your top 3, lissa will severely question her judgment ;DDDDD
BECCA TAKING LISSA SHOPPING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You know Lissa needs this bc like her wardrobe is wildly outdated/may or may not be made out of curtains by her enigmatic housemate ;DDDD And omggggg she absolutely does give the best pep talks!!! and they’re passionate and determined and you can do it!!!!!!! and she has a lot of faith in becca and knows she can and will go places and just <33333 And I feel like they get into all these ridiculous situations and smdh hahahaha
ooc: owen + melissa
~*~ HONORABLE BUTT MENTION ~*~
IM CRYIN honestly lissa’s like “dropping” her pencils and asking him to pick them up again and stuff all the time so she can check out his butt smdh also telling him things like ‘i know you fought a bear’ *flirtatious wink that actually looks more like she got something in her eye* like ??????????? human interactions??????????
ooc: max x melissa
melissa: we are the romeo and juliet of virginia beach!
max: ew no. you’re gross. i’m romeo and you are that loser chick who kills herself at the end.
melissa: yeah, that’s juliet.
YEAH THAT’S JULIET IM CRYIN this is the realest????? thing i’ve ever????? seen???????? THEIR RELATIONSHIP IS CLEARLY EPIC WRITTEN-IN-THE-STARS MFEO LOVE just ask lissa ;DDDD Lizzy, I’m not gonna lie, I’m weirdly excited for these two, they’re gonna be such a cluster and I love it <33333333 And like Melissa “flirting” at him *facepalms into space* also asp I feel like she’s gonna read her friend fictions to him and I just ????????????? I feel like she’s like always trying to touch his butt and like has def always had a thing for him and like????????? omgggg
why be interested in people close to your age when you can be interested in people twice your age that are twice as attractive and twice as unlikely to ever reciprocate your feelings
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