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can’t wait to commission an oil portrait of myself but make it really fucked up and scary and then i’ll store it in some dusty back room of my manor house and deliberately set up dinner party guests to stumble across it and then when they’re gazing upon its wretched face i can dramatically step out of the shadows and chuckle villainously as i give some half-baked excuse as to why it’s like that and then i’ll usher them back to dinner and spend the rest of the evening dropping hints that add up to me being born sometime in the 1770s despite my obvious youth

sosuperawesome

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hungwy

No more or i start blocking and parrying

hungwy

this sounds funny but its not a joke i will drain your stamina

geniusoflove

ya i can be your housewifey *burns the hellofresh meal i was making bc i was looking at my own ass for 5 minutes

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the-floral-skeleton

Unmute! (It’s the Jurassic Park theme)

lazy-cat-corner

I really don’t see a problem here.

ghostlywriterr

Abandoned lighthouse on Sakhalin Island, Russia.

weltenwellen

“I used to admire people who could hang with anything. Now the women I admire the most are women who never pretend to be different than they are. Women like that express their anger. They admit when they’re down. They don’t beat themselves up over their bad moods. They allow themselves to be grumpy sometimes. They grant themselves the right to be grouchy, or to say nothing, or to decline your offer without a lengthy explanation. Sometimes it seems like the rest of us are on a never-ending self-improvement conveyor belt. We’re running faster and faster, struggling to be our best selves, but every day we fail and we hate ourselves for it.”

— Heather Havrilesky, How to Be a Person in the World