lukewarm herbal mango

[rumchatacreamlicker]

i'm Dishes, gotta wash me

[kosmogrl]

[flipchild]

stupid customer: uhhh… do you have the soup in stock

Me: uh, duh……….. all soup is in stock 🙄🙄

ONLY SOUPHEADS WILL UNDERSTAND

ONLY SOUPHEADS WILL UNDERSTAND

[pandaphox]

Just saying

[zootycoon-archive]

why does travis scott get a meal at mcdonalds. what about….. what about……… sandsvendor100.

[sandsvendor100]

Tell Them You Want Your Burger Done “Burger Style” Or “With Cheese” And The Look On Their Face Will Be Immaculately Conceived

[pollen]

hello to all the beautiful exhausted intelligent resentful compassionate irritated women of the internet i love you

[muteddaydreams]

hate when a woman has a boyfriend like dump him!!!

[cdzen]

[yourdeerestdeparted]

use as needed

[miraclemaya]

religious pervert: i came in my panties because of god

atheist pervert: material conditions caused me to cum in my panties

agnostic pervert: no one knows why i keep on cumming in my panties

[heavensenthousepet]

you learn something new everyday. unless you're a historian. then you learn something old

[melonisopod]

[lamignonette]

[offshoreoilrig]

[dogpuppy]

[cheddar-baby]

Oi dont even joke lad

[lamignonette]

[justsomeguycore]

horror movie showing a child’s drawing of the monster or ghost or whatever but instead of a little kid and crayons they’re like a preteen and it’s manga style