Shrimpo Caridea

RP blog for Shrimpo from Dandy’s World. Not affiliated with BlushCrunch Studios. PFP by @triocat2004 on Twitter, will change if requested

[oceanic-hatred]

Can you feel the fury? That primal rage? It holds me back every day This urge with no release - Feel The Fury, ThatGuyRamon

UGH! I HATE THIS!

Heya! Nice to see ya! This is an ask/roleplay blog for a heavily headcanoned take on Shrimpo from Dandy's World, run by the @eventide-paradox and taking place in the same universe as our other Dandy's World RP blogs.

CURRENT EVENT -> N/A PAST EVENTS -> N/A

RULES: -> No explicit NSFW, although suggestive content is allowed on a case-by-case basis. -> Bigotry will not be tolerated. Get your shit off my blog. -> Magic anons and roleplays are welcome, but keep in mind that we'll likely take a bit more time than usual to get answers to those out.

TAGGING GUIDE: OOC -> #on distant shores Posts -> #raging tides Roleplays -> #made to hate Reblogs -> #churning anger Asks -> #boiling blood

NOTES: Just as with the Astro blog, I have a good few headcanons that will come into play here. While most of them will be brought up as/when needed, I'd like to mention a few of them here! - Shrimpo is a transgender man. This was never explicit in the show itself, but Arthur did write him to be one, and so he came out of the Ichor with a body reflecting that. This, unfortunately, only makes his already-abrasive personality worse, since dysphoria is a total bitch! - Shrimpo doesn't mean to be such a jerk all the time. He was written to be a bully for the show, and so anger just comes naturally to him. He doesn't entirely understand how bad it makes other Toons feel- after all, he's just doing what he was made to do, just like they are. - Shrimpo is probably the most resistant to Twisting out of all of the Show Toons. This is because A: he's already dealing with constant anger, so he more or less knows how to deal with it by now, and B: he has the least concentrated Ichor out of the entire cast, which is why his stats are so low. - Shrimpo's hatred for most of the other Toons is not entirely one-sided. The majority of the others dislike him almost as much as they dislike Dandy, which…is fair, seeing as the majority of them only know him as The Bully™ of the group.

[oceanic-hatred]

``Oh....Shrimpo, Hi!!`` (She smiles a bit, brows knitting) ``Uh...It's good to see you! Aha..`` -🐚🦖! (@fossilizedraptor !)

"HI. WHAT DO YOU WANT??"

Shrimpo scowls as Shelly approaches, his hands already balling up into fists..

[oceanic-hatred]

Hey sorry about last time.

@ben-etue

"I DON'T CARE! AND YOU'RE STILL STUPID!!"

[ben-etue]

I'm starting to realize that you're unable to see the future but trust me I'm telling the truth just here I know you're a fan of these guys *hands shrimpo a copy of insane clown posse's 2017 re-release of the great malinko* take it.

[oceanic-hatred]

"SHRIMPO HATES MUSIC!!! SHRIMPO IS A FAN OF NOBODY!!!!"

...He takes it anyways.

[ben-etue]

I'll go now bye.

(what he doesn't know is there's a drawing of him in the future inside of the album container)

[oceanic-hatred]

Shrimpo scowls, stomping away just like the last time.

[oceanic-hatred]

Hey sorry about last time.

@ben-etue

"I DON'T CARE! AND YOU'RE STILL STUPID!!"

[ben-etue]

I'm starting to realize that you're unable to see the future but trust me I'm telling the truth just here I know you're a fan of these guys *hands shrimpo a copy of insane clown posse's 2017 re-release of the great malinko* take it.

[oceanic-hatred]

"SHRIMPO HATES MUSIC!!! SHRIMPO IS A FAN OF NOBODY!!!!"

...He takes it anyways.

[oceanic-hatred]

Hey sorry about last time.

@ben-etue

"I DON'T CARE! AND YOU'RE STILL STUPID!!"

[oceanic-hatred]

S-SHRIMPO!?

@ben-etue

"WHAT DO YOU WANT??"

[ben-etue]

It's that... Wait *looks around to realize that he's in gardenview years before it shut down* what year is it?

[oceanic-hatred]

"1995. WHY?? ARE YOU STUPID OR SOMETHING???"

[ben-etue]

Oh my god... Ok listen to me I'm from the future 2026 specifically it's a bit complicated but somehow I ended up here in this point in time.

[oceanic-hatred]

"...IS THIS A PRANK?? YOU'D BETTER TELL ME NOW IF IT IS, BECAUSE SHRIMPO HATES BEING PRANKED!!!"

[ben-etue]

No I'm serious here *hands shrimpo a photo showing the remains of gardenview* this is what gardenview looks like in the future it got destroyed after an... Incident it's a bit complicated ok.

[oceanic-hatred]

"...THAT'S STUPID. YOU'RE STUPID. I HATE STUPID THINGS!!"

[ben-etue]

I'm not stupid I was able to help you out of the condition you end up in the future.

[oceanic-hatred]

"YEAH, YOU ARE!! TIME TRAVEL ISN'T REAL!!! STUPID!!!!"

[ben-etue]

WELL APPARENTLY IT IS AND YOU WANT MORE PROOF HERE *hands shrimpo a tattered poster for an episode of dandy's world with the year part of the release date saying 2001* THERE'S YOUR PROOF!

[oceanic-hatred]

Shrimpo barks out a laugh, tearing the poster into shreds.

"PROOF OF WHAT?? THAT YOU KNOW HOW TO DRAW?? YOU AREN'T EVEN VERY GOOD AT IT!!!"

[ben-etue]

OK SO THAT'S HOW IT'S GONNA BE OK HERE LOOK AT THIS THEN *HANDS SHRIMPO A PHOTO OF HIM TWISTED WITH THE YEAR 2025 WRITTEN ON THE BACK*

[oceanic-hatred]

"...THIS IS A BLANK PIECE OF PAPER."

It is to Shrimpo, at least. His eyes go blank for a moment, bright red irises replaced with iridescent black. You have a creeping feeling that continuing to try and convince him can only end badly..

"STOP WASTING MY TIME. I HATE WHEN PEOPLE WASTE MY TIME!!"

With that, Shrimpo turns around and stomps away.

[oceanic-hatred]

S-SHRIMPO!?

@ben-etue

"WHAT DO YOU WANT??"

[ben-etue]

It's that... Wait *looks around to realize that he's in gardenview years before it shut down* what year is it?

[oceanic-hatred]

"1995. WHY?? ARE YOU STUPID OR SOMETHING???"

[ben-etue]

Oh my god... Ok listen to me I'm from the future 2026 specifically it's a bit complicated but somehow I ended up here in this point in time.

[oceanic-hatred]

"...IS THIS A PRANK?? YOU'D BETTER TELL ME NOW IF IT IS, BECAUSE SHRIMPO HATES BEING PRANKED!!!"

[ben-etue]

No I'm serious here *hands shrimpo a photo showing the remains of gardenview* this is what gardenview looks like in the future it got destroyed after an... Incident it's a bit complicated ok.

[oceanic-hatred]

"...THAT'S STUPID. YOU'RE STUPID. I HATE STUPID THINGS!!"

[ben-etue]

I'm not stupid I was able to help you out of the condition you end up in the future.

[oceanic-hatred]

"YEAH, YOU ARE!! TIME TRAVEL ISN'T REAL!!! STUPID!!!!"

[ben-etue]

WELL APPARENTLY IT IS AND YOU WANT MORE PROOF HERE *hands shrimpo a tattered poster for an episode of dandy's world with the year part of the release date saying 2001* THERE'S YOUR PROOF!

[oceanic-hatred]

Shrimpo barks out a laugh, tearing the poster into shreds.

"PROOF OF WHAT?? THAT YOU KNOW HOW TO DRAW?? YOU AREN'T EVEN VERY GOOD AT IT!!!"

[oceanic-hatred]

S-SHRIMPO!?

@ben-etue

"WHAT DO YOU WANT??"

[ben-etue]

It's that... Wait *looks around to realize that he's in gardenview years before it shut down* what year is it?

[oceanic-hatred]

"1995. WHY?? ARE YOU STUPID OR SOMETHING???"

[ben-etue]

Oh my god... Ok listen to me I'm from the future 2026 specifically it's a bit complicated but somehow I ended up here in this point in time.

[oceanic-hatred]

"...IS THIS A PRANK?? YOU'D BETTER TELL ME NOW IF IT IS, BECAUSE SHRIMPO HATES BEING PRANKED!!!"

[ben-etue]

No I'm serious here *hands shrimpo a photo showing the remains of gardenview* this is what gardenview looks like in the future it got destroyed after an... Incident it's a bit complicated ok.

[oceanic-hatred]

"...THAT'S STUPID. YOU'RE STUPID. I HATE STUPID THINGS!!"

[ben-etue]

I'm not stupid I was able to help you out of the condition you end up in the future.

[oceanic-hatred]

"YEAH, YOU ARE!! TIME TRAVEL ISN'T REAL!!! STUPID!!!!"

[oceanic-hatred]

S-SHRIMPO!?

@ben-etue

"WHAT DO YOU WANT??"

[ben-etue]

It's that... Wait *looks around to realize that he's in gardenview years before it shut down* what year is it?

[oceanic-hatred]

"1995. WHY?? ARE YOU STUPID OR SOMETHING???"

[ben-etue]

Oh my god... Ok listen to me I'm from the future 2026 specifically it's a bit complicated but somehow I ended up here in this point in time.

[oceanic-hatred]

"...IS THIS A PRANK?? YOU'D BETTER TELL ME NOW IF IT IS, BECAUSE SHRIMPO HATES BEING PRANKED!!!"

[ben-etue]

No I'm serious here *hands shrimpo a photo showing the remains of gardenview* this is what gardenview looks like in the future it got destroyed after an... Incident it's a bit complicated ok.

[oceanic-hatred]

"...THAT'S STUPID. YOU'RE STUPID. I HATE STUPID THINGS!!"

[oceanic-hatred]

S-SHRIMPO!?

@ben-etue

"WHAT DO YOU WANT??"

[ben-etue]

It's that... Wait *looks around to realize that he's in gardenview years before it shut down* what year is it?

[oceanic-hatred]

"1995. WHY?? ARE YOU STUPID OR SOMETHING???"

[ben-etue]

Oh my god... Ok listen to me I'm from the future 2026 specifically it's a bit complicated but somehow I ended up here in this point in time.

[oceanic-hatred]

"...IS THIS A PRANK?? YOU'D BETTER TELL ME NOW IF IT IS, BECAUSE SHRIMPO HATES BEING PRANKED!!!"

[oceanic-hatred]

S-SHRIMPO!?

@ben-etue

"WHAT DO YOU WANT??"

[ben-etue]

It's that... Wait *looks around to realize that he's in gardenview years before it shut down* what year is it?

[oceanic-hatred]

"1995. WHY?? ARE YOU STUPID OR SOMETHING???"

[oceanic-hatred]

S-SHRIMPO!?

@ben-etue

"WHAT DO YOU WANT??"

[oceanic-hatred]

Do you have 20 bucks?

"...NO?? WHY???"

[inspiredpixels]

Parent and Child Bonding Time :3

I got too lazy to do the normal shading style I do, lol.

[None of this is canon/relevant to the story on my profile! It's all just for fun, hehe]

[oceanic-hatred]

"AND THEY SAID SHRIMPO COULDN'T TAKE CARE OF KIDS! HA!!"

[the-arts-and-crafts-toon]

What do you do to help the team? You can't distract like Looey can. You can't extract like Vee can. What can you do? You are just as useless as Shrimpo.

...you say that like i go in teams. Like I would risk having those i care about get hurt by my mistakes. I'm not going to risk getting other toons hurt when I go out on those stupid expeditions.

[THIS RESPONSE IS POST-SHUTDOWN BTW]

[oceanic-hatred]

"WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?? NOBODY BULLIES TOONS BUT SHRIMPO!!! SHOW YOURSELF!!!!!"

[the-arts-and-crafts-toon]

Scraps your the worst Toon in all of Gardenview. People only like you because of your brother

...Rude??? what did i even do to you? that's really uncalled for, come on now!

[leon-the-jester-lion]

Geez, did they let Shrimpo in here or something?

[oceanic-hatred]

"WHAT?? THAT IS NOT ME!! NOBODY IMPERSONATES ME!!!"

[leon-the-jester-lion]

Ah.. Hi Shrimpo.

[oceanic-hatred]

"HI."

[the-arts-and-crafts-toon]

Scraps your the worst Toon in all of Gardenview. People only like you because of your brother

...Rude??? what did i even do to you? that's really uncalled for, come on now!

[leon-the-jester-lion]

Geez, did they let Shrimpo in here or something?

[oceanic-hatred]

"WHAT?? THAT IS NOT ME!! NOBODY IMPERSONATES ME!!!"