because ocelots

kristian benjamin. i enjoy an odd assortment of hobbies, each of them better than yours. i'm told i'm yummy. i like to pretend i live in minnesota. i'm going to live in a castle someday and you can all be my poor, groveling peasants. i hope you like being insulted

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(Kristian and I discussing his romantic prospects)

me: you got a lot going on in your potential love life

Kristian: yeah and basically nothing going on in my kinetic love life

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I'M WORKING ON A STORM OF SWORDS AND I THINK PRINCE OBERYN/THE RED VIPER IS BATMAN

Oberyn: It's said that there will be seventy-seven dishes served at the king's wedding feast.

Tyrion: Are you hungry, my prince?

Oberyn: I have hungered for a long time. Though not for food. Pray tell me, when will the justice be served?

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"take a picture of my face it looks really nice right now"

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LIST OF THINGS ADAM GONTIER FEELS

☑ PAIN ☐ LOVE

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so this is the norwegian army

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no I mean that there are bloggers who honestly think that being racist towards white people doesn’t count as racism. I’m not tryin to be a butthurt white girl. but the dictionary definition of racism doesn’t exempt racism towards a historical oppressor.

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wat

people are dumb

it's like how nothing is sexist if it's directed at men

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that wasn't much of a rant

but whatevs

by countering with racism do you mean like affirmative action or something else?

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Kristian and I were talking about sneezing and this happened

Kristian: so like seven people will be all "holy shit" and "bless you"

and i'll be damned if they don't bless the hell out of me

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DINOSAURS YOU GUYS

wonderful

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poor kid........like holy balls man

edit: I CAN SHOW YOU THE WORLD

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OH MY GOSH WOW SO CUTE

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reminds me of cassandra.

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this is literally the worst thing that has ever happened to me this motherfucking trapinch has the arena trap ability which prevents escaping and switching and none of my moves can do anything to it so i hAVE TO WAIT FOR HIM/THE SANDSTORM TO KILL ME OH MY GOD IM LKIKE 27 LEVELS HIGHER THAN HIM

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you asked for it with your defensive moves and single-type attacks

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In Thai, the number 5 is pronounced "ha," so instead of saying "lol" or something like that, Thai people just type "55555555."

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wat

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not that anyone cares but i'm super excited about figuring this out