Text 🚽 Molvi
Molly: FUCK! I HATE VOICE TEXT. Yeah, def farthest end of the scale ESPECIALLY now. Who would joke about something like that??? I’m dead serious and very late. And I’m NEVER LATE!
Tavi: YOU USED VOICE TEXT TO TELL SOMEONE YOU’RE PREGNANT?! DOESN’T THAT NEWS SEEM IMPORTANT ENOUGH TO TYPE IT OUT?! I don’t know, you definitely aren’t the kind of person who’d joke about that, but you could be mad at me or trying to teach me a lesson or something either because I’d assume I was the dad or because it lets me know you were also sleeping with other people! I KNOW you’re never late, I remember how that time of the month came around like clockwork every single time. Have you taken a test?! Have you talked to a doctor? Do you feel sick?
Molly: I’M GOING THROUGH SOMETHING RIGHT NOW. GIVE ME A BREAK! Do you seriously think I would do something like that to you? And I’ve never slept with anyone else in my life, so before you ask, Don’t. I KNOW BUT YOU’RE NOT UP TO DATE ON WHAT SHOULD BE GOING ON NOW. I haven’t taken a test, I’m scared! That’s why I was trying to text Tabby! I feel sick but I don’t know if it’s like stress nausea because !!!!
Tavi: Seriously? No, of course i don’t think you’d do that to me. But it’s almost as hard to believe that you’re pregnant. Maybe that’s just because I don’t want to believe it since I always thought the first time we’d go through something like this… well, I thought it’d be very different. I wasn’t going to ask but like you said, it’s not like I’m exactly up to date on this kind of stuff anymore and it’s not like you owe me that information so. Yeah. But okay, okay, okay, that’s a lot to let sink in. I know you were trying to text Tabby but I’m here now and if you want to not talk to me about any of it, I’ll try and respect that but also, if you’re going to take a test, would it be weird if I was there with you? I’d buy the test and anything else you needed.
Molly: Okay good. And yeah, I totally get that. I really can’t wrap my mind around it either. I mean, who really expects something like THIS after the divorce? I mean…if I really am pregnant, then I think it kind of is your business to know if there’s a chance that it’s not yours? Now that you know, I don’t want to leave you just like WONDERING until I figure it out??? So idk I don’t think it would be that weird if you were here with me? I haven’t left my dorm in like three days, so you buying the test kind of works out pretty well?
Molly: Please buy white grape juice also.
Tavi: It’s really confusing. And it makes things feel… I don’t know. How this is making me feel fight now doesn’t really matter though, not as much as figuring out what’s going on. And yeah, I guess that’s true, sort of, so thanks for letting me know. It’s just sending me so hard. Okay. I’ll get one to you as soon as I can.
Tavi: I still don’t know how you like that stuff but okay, of course. Is it too soon to ask you what that would mean if you were pregnant????
Molly: Yeah, I completely understand that. I feel the exact same way and I’ve had longer than like ten seconds to process this. Alright cool, let me know when u get here.
Molly: Because I have taste buds, tyvm! What do you mean what that would mean? Like would I want to keep it?
Tavi: This is one of the times I wish I was good with words and not just lyrics because there’s just like so much to say. How long have you been thinking maybe you might be pregnant? Yeah, of course.
Tavi: I’m going to be very nice to you right because you might be pregnant but just know one day I’m going to give you the hardest time about your so called taste buds. Yeah, for starters. I know you always wanted kids but given the circumstances I’m not sure what you’re thinking.
Molly: And we both know I’m not great with either, so BIG MOOD. Uh like a little while now, I should’ve gotten my period on like halloween but then I got distracted by other things and REALLY started worrying about it a few days ago.
Molly: People who drink kombucha are not allowed to voice their opinions on simple delicacies such as grape juice. I simply will not hear it. Oh um. The circumstances are the worst ever but like…I’ve never once not wanted a kid, especially one with you. So I’m really struggling to like…even consider not keeping it?????
Tavi: Yeah, it's been almost two weeks since Halloween. Shit. Shit, shit, shit.
Tavi: Kombucha is delicious and nutritious and grape juice is just less evolved wine, but that's not here nor there. Oh.












