I am a master of life and death!

You know you're getting old when the sentence "the younger generation tires me" crosses your mind.

quocamerarium

For us, it is even worse, since that younger generation is soon the older generation. Then even sooner THEIR younger generation is now the grandparent generation to a MUCH younger generation. And this is how you end up asking after a contact 300 trines after their passing.

Oh I was talking about my inbox. Theres some kind of deranged podling going off and they're not giving up. It's a little scary even.

quocamerarium

Hrrm, do you want me to handle it, Scientist?

If you would like. However it has been an issue I have been successfully ignoring for at least half a trine now

Can I hug you pls

No

You know you're getting old when the sentence "the younger generation tires me" crosses your mind.

quocamerarium

For us, it is even worse, since that younger generation is soon the older generation. Then even sooner THEIR younger generation is now the grandparent generation to a MUCH younger generation. And this is how you end up asking after a contact 300 trines after their passing.

Oh I was talking about my inbox. Theres some kind of deranged podling going off and they're not giving up. It's a little scary even.

Well you be scared of me if I had smile but with knife

Why is there a child with a knife in my lab.

You know you're getting old when the sentence "the younger generation tires me" crosses your mind.

Skektek there is a body in my room what I should do ?

That is not my problem.

So that's what is death is screaming in pain

Death doesnt have to have to make one scream. I am beginning to think you are what a younger generation may call a troll, however.

So your not going to tell me what is death is

Cellular deterioration progressing faster than cellular regeneration. But that isnt the answer you wanted, was it?

Skektek what is death?

That is not a question I, nor any other scientist can answer, my dear.

Perhaps someone with a more theological education can answer this.

visceral-hunter

SkekMal, I have a favor to ask of you. On the subject of bones, I'm working on anatomical specimens and if you could help bring in any dead animals, that would help me astronomically.

- @occulimechanica

You're in luck, Scientist. During one of my recent hunts I came across a burrow full of Teberfroc and slaughtered the lot of them... you can have three.

invariablyandundeniablyemperor

Perfect. Thank you.

I am of the opinion that most people would benefit from shutting up, and those that it wouldn't directly benefit would still find their daily lives eased by the knowledge that they're doing less to irritate me

Honestly, agreed.

IF, HYPNOTICALLY SPEAKING, WE WERE TO FORM AN PRO-ABOMINATION ALLIANCE IN THE NAME PF GUF’S FUTURE SECURITY AND YOUR SUCCESSFUL BIRTHING OF A PLUMPY LUMPLING OF YOUR OWN MAKING, WOULD YOU BE ABLE TO GET ME AN MY LITTLE SOLDIER SUPERIOR SOLDIERS RATIONS FROM THE GOURMAND @asktheornamentalist

Plumpy lump…?

Never mind. Hypothetically speaking, yes, I think skekAyuk would be amenable to that idea.

GOOD. GUF IS A GROWING BOY AND HE NEEDS TO GET STRONG. WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO START PRODUSCING A PERFECT SKEKLING FOR GUF THEN? YOU MIGHT NOT GET IT RIGHT FIRST TIME, SOI YOU SHOULD PROBABLOY PRODUCE SEVERAL

Don’t look at me! I consulted the Scientist about it and was denied!

…Not that it mattered either way to me, of course. We’re speaking in hypotheticals and it was a hypothetical question.

FINE. THEN I SUPPOSE- LIKE ALWAQYS IT IS UP TO ME.

@oculi-mechanica

DONT PANIC! IT’S JUST ME KICKING DOWN THE DOOR. OK. GIVE ME YOUR SCRAWNY NECK- MAKE THE ORNAMENTALIST A CREATURE. AN ABOMINATION. A LITTLE THINGY, YOU KNOW.. LIKE GUF

You dont get to break into my lab whenever you please.

But fine. I’ll oblige.

ITSD NOT MY FAULT YOUR RUDE SND YOU DONT INVITE ME IN ANYWAY- GOOD DECISION

why do I even bother.

IF, HYPNOTICALLY SPEAKING, WE WERE TO FORM AN PRO-ABOMINATION ALLIANCE IN THE NAME PF GUF’S FUTURE SECURITY AND YOUR SUCCESSFUL BIRTHING OF A PLUMPY LUMPLING OF YOUR OWN MAKING, WOULD YOU BE ABLE TO GET ME AN MY LITTLE SOLDIER SUPERIOR SOLDIERS RATIONS FROM THE GOURMAND @asktheornamentalist

Plumpy lump…?

Never mind. Hypothetically speaking, yes, I think skekAyuk would be amenable to that idea.

GOOD. GUF IS A GROWING BOY AND HE NEEDS TO GET STRONG. WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO START PRODUSCING A PERFECT SKEKLING FOR GUF THEN? YOU MIGHT NOT GET IT RIGHT FIRST TIME, SOI YOU SHOULD PROBABLOY PRODUCE SEVERAL

Don’t look at me! I consulted the Scientist about it and was denied!

…Not that it mattered either way to me, of course. We’re speaking in hypotheticals and it was a hypothetical question.

FINE. THEN I SUPPOSE- LIKE ALWAQYS IT IS UP TO ME.

@oculi-mechanica

DONT PANIC! IT’S JUST ME KICKING DOWN THE DOOR. OK. GIVE ME YOUR SCRAWNY NECK- MAKE THE ORNAMENTALIST A CREATURE. AN ABOMINATION. A LITTLE THINGY, YOU KNOW.. LIKE GUF

You dont get to break into my lab whenever you please.

But fine. I'll oblige.

Hello skekTek, how are you doing?

Exhausted. Thanks for asking.

@oculi-mechanica, May I speak with you, please?

What about?

Ah, Finally you respond!

You see, It is very apparent that I have the capability to communicate with skeksis from many different alternate universes. I wonder, how is this possible?

Some kind of glitch in the fabric of reality. Those happen all the time, and frankly I *would* be working on the theoretical of portals if I wasnt so busy with finding more efficient methods of draining.

Intresting.

So, Have you found a more efficient method of draining yet?

...

Next question.

.,,How have you been?