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tastefullyoffensive

Vibes.

paradiselostbythedashboardlight

it’s okay guys I found the secret good Supernatural ending

inacatastrophicmind

blvck-zoid

So I guess this is gonna be a recovery blog now. I mean I’m on subs (prescribed) and I still smoke a shit load of weed, but hell no more opiates in my life. It actually feels good and totally fucking sucks at the same time.

Help! I’m in Little Rock Arkansas and I ran out of suboxone! Someone, Anyone please help me out!

#littlerock #suboxone #subs #heroin #nodsquad #fuck #drugs #life

Hey TULSA!

Anyone in Tulsa, Oklahoma got any bud they want to get rid of? Lol help me out! I’m in town for work

oddcentsofhumor

Help me find her!

So I’m in Oklahoma City for work and last time I was here I bought weed from this chick I met on here and now I can’t find her! And I’m out of bud! Help me find her!

Help me find her!

So I’m in Oklahoma City for work and last time I was here I bought weed from this chick I met on here and now I can’t find her! And I’m out of bud! Help me find her!

#oklahoma #oklahoma city #stonersunite #stoners #weed #girls who smoke #help me find her

I need help!

I’m in Oklahoma City and I’m out of weed!

#405 #okc #oklahoma city #oklahoma #weed #stoners #stonersunite #nodsquad #life #help

littlefemgoddess-deactivated201

Ladies, please normalize being high maintenance. Keep your standards high, expect people to climb to reach them. Tell them that yes, you do plan on spending your money, your time, and your energy on yourself first. Unabashedly tell people “no” with no explanation. When they ask you “who do you think you are” tell them that you’re you. And that is enough.

oddcentsofhumor

Know your worth. And then add tax.

waifished

happy valentines junkies

her0in-ey3z-blog

@traphousebarbiee

Today...

Was a shit day. I ran out of subs three days ago.

Two days ago I went to Fort Worth to try to cold cop, spent 80$ and got like a dub of some shitty tar. Then yesterday I was barely functioning so I got on whisper looking for drugs, found some adderall which is great for PAWS but not so great for normal withdrawals. I’ve been on the road for like 18 days now without a day off and I still have at least three more days to go. I just want to get high, but I’m in Decatur Texas (AKA the middle of fucking nowhere) tried to cold cop at a gas station and the dude was sketched out and sent me hiking. I feel like shit. Lord let me make it back to Georgia before I run out of these bullshit overpriced adderall 20 mg instant release that I was forced into paying 10$ a piece for because I wouldn’t let the dude that had them suck/play with/ or see my dick. Women if this is how shit normally goes for you in the game I’m so sorry, cause fr fr fucKTHATNoise! Oh and happy Valentine’s Day. Cause that shit matters to people still right?