OddJoblin (Vtuber)

OddJoblin is a travelling General Repair Service owned and staffed by Omen, a goblin who lives out of an old 1974 Ford Econoline! Watch me most days on http://twitch.tv/oddjoblin Carrd: https://oddjoblin.carrd.co/

[parkchanwoohoo]

[squeakitties]

one thing that major game companies simply don't do nowadays is add downright sadistic bullshit to their games for no reason other than to add to a player's suffering

1) make really hard and punishing level that instakills you for waffling against janky physics 2) put it at the end of an inordinately long and annoying path to access it 3) Put A Convenient And Unlabeled Pipe That Simply Instantly Exits The Fucking Level For You So You Have To Do ALL Of That Over Again

[voidcenturyscholar-deactivated2]

Post canon Toph who doesn’t want to go back to her shitty parents so she just decides to stay in the Fire Nation and bum off Zuko’s hospitality.

Zuko’s like no, yeah, I totally get it, and just makes her one of his advisors. At first it’s just so she has a good excuse to stay but after the first meeting Toph storms out shouting about how EVERYONE was lying why would you even need to lie about what kind of tea you want??

Zuko: I mean they’re politicians…..but also who, and when, and in what way

They make a subtle Morse code system so Toph can warn him when someone is lying to him without tipping anyone off that she can sense lies.

Zuko gets a reputation for somehow being both extremely socially inept and yet somehow disgustingly perceptive?? You can’t get ANYTHING by him???

[romancedawning-deactivated20210]

#my lord what EXACTLY is ms Beifongs role in these meetings #a nervous nobleman asks after the third time she interrupts them with stupid commentary #zuko with perfect deadpan: she’s my scribe

You CAN’T leave that in the tags

[atlaheritageposts]

atla heritage post

[cryoverkiltmilk]

“Wait, you know the Fire Lord?”

“I’ve never seen that man in my life.”

[oddjoblin]

LIVE ONCE AGAIN WITH TERRARIA! Its time to punch the Wall of Flesh directly in its illy defined face! https://www.twitch.tv/oddjoblin

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[oddjoblin]

Live with Super Lesbian Animal RPG! Can the gang find every single little animal for a non-binary plant, which I believe is what this game is about? ft. @taffywabbit! https://www.twitch.tv/oddjoblin

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[drownedfag]

there is still time. 🦋

[filmphotofranz]

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[oddjoblin]

I've never seen an AU where Chell and GLaDOS truly swap places and I think its mainly because if GLaDOS was a human she'd be a hot milf who is mean to you but if Chell was a computer she'd be like:

[oddjoblin]

My brand new Portal AU where its just five hours of a 45 year old tech CEO yelling at her desktop because it won't run her programs

[possumcollege]

Yes, the ideal answer when a cop asks to look around is, "Not without a warrant" because in the real world, the law requires it, and we're supposed to be afforded that protection.

The thing to remember about Columbo though is that he's not so much a cop as he is a detective-shaped object. He's a cop-mimic, like those spiders that evolved to look like ants so they can creep up on them, or a snake that resembles a more dangerous snake to deter predators. This elfin creature does not exist in the same world as our cops and laws and chain of custody. He doesn't exist to jam us up so the chief will get off his back about stats. This isn't The Wire.

Columbo doesn't want to poke around because he needs an excuse to justify the "probable cause" he'll later cite on his paperwork leading to the plain sight discovery of incriminating evidence. Columbo already knows you're guilty because you're the overbearing Pater Familias of a prestigious think tank where the military industrial complex makes up the scenarios they'll use to justify next year's budget increases. He doesn't need to make up evidence because his glass eye has already seen into your heart as he sits on his little toadstool, in a hole in the baseboard, where he and Mrs Columbo live like fairytale mice.

Columbo isn't a "cop." He's a puckish trickster who uses the elite's expectation of preferential treatment to get inside their defenses and fuck up their hive. The evidence he collects would never hold up in court because it doesn't have to. The case isn't building to an arrest warrant, criminal charges, arraignment, depositions, jury selection, trial, and conviction. It's building to the moment Columbo gets 'em. In this world, when he gets the murderer, it's over. They lose and that's justice.

We don't need a warrant from Columbo because he isn't after us. He doesn't need to abuse his authority to move the case forward because there's a fucking robot right there and the most technologically advanced item in the script can't help but provide the proof he needs to get the murderer.

"BEEP. Fuck Dr Cahill. BOOP."

Columbo can say he's a cop, work with cops, talk like a cop, and carry a badge, but those things function like guns in the Looney Tunes universe. They move the plot forward, but expecting them to behave like they do in our world shorts out the punchline. He doesn't exist to glorify the profession of policing or bolster our faith in the judiciary process. He's there to do a catharsis and stick it to someone who deserves it.

[angelotheque]

[funny-tik-toks]

[wafflebloggies]

I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TO UNMUTE,

[superbbirdofparadise]

Joke as old as time,

Song as old as rhyme,

Raving Maurice

[serunie]

never change, Saeko

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[atlinmerrick]

I literally said, "Are you kidding me?" IN THE GASPED ADMIRING WAY.

[oddjoblin]

Live with Voices of the Void! Thought we might try some farming today? I don't know, its really up to the aliens! Song requests are ON! https://www.twitch.tv/oddjoblin

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[oddjoblin]

I've never seen an AU where Chell and GLaDOS truly swap places and I think its mainly because if GLaDOS was a human she'd be a hot milf who is mean to you but if Chell was a computer she'd be like:

[oddjoblin]

My brand new Portal AU where its just five hours of a 45 year old tech CEO yelling at her desktop because it won't run her programs

[oddjoblin]

I've never seen an AU where Chell and GLaDOS truly swap places and I think its mainly because if GLaDOS was a human she'd be a hot milf who is mean to you but if Chell was a computer she'd be like:

[chan-nami]

My GLaDOS gijinka idea : Her hair & the codes that bound her to Aperture were cut off when she was murdered.