Holy Fucking Shit

I'm 23 and mostly just reblog random bullshit. Profile picture by haruka291.tumblr.com All my homies hate AI!

[fivetrench]

Shit just happens to you when you're a tuna crab

[lightninggrave]

i really fuck with it when my oomfs start their posts in media res. they'll open it with a phrase like "it's just funny because..." and then i look at their blog to see what's funny and. nothing.

[aokozaki]

It's like how Beowulf opens with a call to attention.

[lightninggrave]

posting is exactly like beowulf

[animentality]

[transgenderization]

doessomehting horrible to you for secret reasons

[dappercyborg]

@pastapersona 💙

[pastapersona]

awaaaaaaaaaa whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[dappercyborg]

✨secret reasons✨

[pastapersona]

hmph >:T

[transgenderization]

youre both going in this thing btw no flirting on my posts

[breakbeatbun]

if i wake up at a reasonable hour, the website greets me with wet heavy. if i get out of bed well past noon feeling like sludge, i get justin bieber penis gnome. i can always count on them both being there around roughly the same times every day. my two beloved neighbors Wet Heavy and JB Penis Gnome

[sophsun1]

Clue (1985) dir. Johnathan Lynn

[taraxippos]

I think this is the single funniest artfight rule. Like....I guess?

[taraxippos]

[taraxippos]

WHO DID THIS

[taraxippos]

Rockwith Aleaf

[quixoticornithologist]

there are sounds that only bald people can hear

[wizardlyghost]

[fern--theplant]

i can't believe berdly literally references this lmao

[lavagoth]

Visit Original Link

[tinybed]

[snepdotgay]

i come from a dark alternate reality where it's called Tim Hurtems. The donuts are still bad.

[chillyfeetsteak]

it's standing-on-her-saturday thursday

[chillyfeetsteak]

happy standing on him standing on her saturday thursday

[dragongirlsweetie]

idea: turn a girl into a vaporbeon and uhhhh. i dont know. now she's blue and weird

[dragongirlsweetie]

she's all like what's happening to meeeee and you're like lolllll you're likesome kind of fishdog

[dragongirlsnout]

And then she goes all flooby

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

🫪 are you talkbing about me

[dragongirlsnout]

Are you perhaps blue and weird? A little flooby even?

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

........yeahb 🥺😭

[dragongirlsnout]

That's A-okay! Hey, can you do me a solid and climb in here? I'll give you a weed gummy 🥺

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

that sbounds nice 😭💙

[ysolt]

"hurr durr why should i watch something in imax just to see more of the top and bottom what information am i losing" IT'S CALLED CINEMATOGRAPHY YOU PEDESTRIAN MONGREL WHY DONT YOU JUST READ THE SCRIPT INSTEAD

[everyday-cutephoto]

[whatcoloristhatcat]

black mackerel tabby with high white spotting

[louceph]

smirking bastard with grievous grin

[cdigoddess]

censored for the website where nazi bots tell me to hang myself every day <3

[xylophonetangerine]

[witemglitch-deactivated20260709]

It exists and it's called Portland, Oregon

[sanrio-stud]