Andulka
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
we're not kids anymore.
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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oozey mess
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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Trying to watch hannibal without subtitles:
Hannibal: Mmmbdmsnn, Will? Did you sjduk mmfndm hdudhebjsbj jdjdinsk?
Will: I don't even know who I mnfmmd dmdjndm sndmnd even when shhsmmdi ajsjdjdm mcmcmcm... ndjdnmd mind.....
The music:
-I sacrifice myself to you.
HAPPY BIRTHDAAAAY
Doctor: hey so u should cut back on the sugar, it’s probably making ur joint inflammation and pain worse
Me: okay
Also me: immediately goes and buys rock candy
I’m pretty sure my dad is like thanos but for daughters instead of gems...
My dad to my twin and I in 2012: hey ur mom and I are divorcing :(
Dad a year later: hey I have a new fiancé and you have two younger stepsisters now :)
A few years later: hey you actually have a secret half sister who is 15 years older than u :) and she was given up for adoption :)
Later: hey kids ur stepmom and I are breaking up :(
Now: guess what! :) I have a gf and she has two daughters ur age :)
THATS 7 INCLUDING ME
Don’t you just li
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Carved wooden figure of a nurse wearing a mask improperly dangling a newborn baby.
Seattle Eastside, June 2019.
I just realized how fucked up my childhood was. My religious parents never let me watch tv, so when I saw Hannah Montana for the first time when I was 8 it gave me the exact same horrible feeling of guilt, loathing and shame as when I accidentally saw an extremely graphic gore video when I was 17. AN INNOCENT KIDS TV SHOW!!
So, this "apartment" trended unexpectedly in Croatia yesterday and I'll let you guess why. While looking at the first few photos, I wondered why the flat looked so 'round' and why it had only two windows and then... I saw the photos of the outside.
Nothing beats stepping out of your home only to get hit by a car
At this point I'm just never stepping foot in Croatia I'm terrified of the entire country
Hey what the fuck
I’m crying because my mom just came in my room with a small bag of flour and said “hold this” and when I did she told me “that’s exactly how much you weighed at birth” ????? AND THEN IMMEDIATELY LEFT
WHAT DO I DO WITH THIS INFORMATION
I’m crying because my mom just came in my room with a small bag of flour and said “hold this” and when I did she told me “that’s exactly how much you weighed at birth” ????? AND THEN IMMEDIATELY LEFT
Me hovering over the play button of the first episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation:
What’s the point of roasting someone if they’re not even alive???
I was sleep deprived when I made this I’m not a cannibal I swear
SJW: boys can like girl things! Let boys wear dresses and be feminine and like the color pink, wear makeup, and paint their nails!!
Also SJW: omg that boy likes girly stuff he must be trans
Shout out to my aunt for not telling anyone she got married cause she didn’t want to bother anyone
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