Oddly Specific Fortunes

Tara you only have two weeks until your license expires, you have to get on that, girl.

[hellenicgoddess]

Delphi - Greece, 1956

📸 Lionel Kazan for Elle

[meltknuckles]

fate can't hide from the tiny pink oracle and her crystal mothball 🔮✨

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[mosaicneedlework]

Cats at the Temple of Apollo Site // Delphi Archeological site, Greece

Photo: me 2025

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Becca, this can't keep happening. Remember what your therapist said, these can only work if you give them time to work. I promise, it does get better. I love you.

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Stay Vigilant, Carrot Tops

[rat-kings-blog]

My Furby Fortune Telling Machine. Made this at the end of last year. Been mailing people fortunes through Etsy, it’s been nice that people seem to like this lil thing I made.

[vorpalfae]

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[oddlyspecificfortunes]

Bro, Carter, I know it seems like a good idea, but I promise it's not worth it. Kelsey's going to flip out; she might even dump you. Yeah, might. Listen, this whole fortelling thing isn't an exact science. But I can tell you, it's a bad fucking idea!

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You’ve croaked your last Ribbit. 🐸

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Sorry Penny.