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I saw myself sitting in the crotch of this fig tree, starving to death, just because I couldn’t make up my mind which of the figs I would choose. I wanted each and every one of them, but choosing one meant losing all the rest, and, as I sat there, unable to decide, the figs began to wrinkle and go black, and, one by one, they plopped to the ground at my feet.

Sylvia Plath, The Bell Jar (via borderlinequoting)

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This is all very interesting, and I guess I see your point. With that said, I am never gonna find tiny little kittens frightening.

fine, fine, don’t let me tell you what to be scared of – just know that i’ll be sitting smugly and saying ❝ i told you so ❞ when the little beasts slowly start killing off the human race one by one.

#thatgirlavax #this is developing into a genuine fear/belief of hers oh my sweet lamb

“Hey, hey don’t take shots at me I’m just an innocent bystander. See I’d love to say matters such as ‘crazy ass cats on the loose’ bother me but they really don’t even cross my mind. You should really do research next time on something less hysterical.”

❛ you try writing a chapter of a story in the perspective of a crazy cat lady and see how far you can get without stumbling onto something hysterical then ! it’s not as easy as it might look, you know –– last year i had to assess the techniques in ulysses and discuss the mentality of the author, and this year i’m writing about the science behind cats who want to dominate the world. crazy world we live in, huh? ❜

#calvinxreid #i'm #sleep deprived #& i feel like it shows up in odette lmao #oops

tbhramona.

I knew there was reason I fucking hate cats

i mean, i’ve never hated them before now, but they’ve always just unnerved me – something about the nine lives, i think.

#tbhramona #she confuses me every time tbh

calvinxreid.

“One quick question– Do you just so happen to be on whatever drug these rats are taking because every load of shit that just rolled out of your mouth was concerning?”

❛ hey, cool it buster ! for your information, it was part of some research i’m doing for my latest project, and it just... completely freaked me out. doesn’t it freak you out that cats are manipulative little beasts who probably just want to take over the world? ❜

#calvinxreid #i love this already s i gh omg

have you got any idea how terrifying cats are? they carry around this parasite called toxoplasma that alters the behaviour of rodents, right, which not only makes rats want to fuck 'em, but it makes the rat vulnerable to the cat seeing as how it isn’t afraid of it, and the cat then decides to eat it. cats basically carry around a zombie parasite that makes rats completely lose their fuckin' cool and I just don’t wanna be around when they take over the world.

#pampered.start #* // &.┋STARTER ; ❞#sighs #y odette just y #someone take this loser and shove her down like sixteen notches will you pls

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