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All applications for parades and other demonstrations on the Promenade must go through the proper channels. No exceptions.

#Promenade Announcements #garak this means you #ds9

Security suspect that the vandal known as ‘Lobesy’ is responsible for spray painting a defamatory message on the bulkhead in the vicinity of Docking Bay 3.

#security blotter #promenade updates #it said 'Dukat has dry scales'#ds9

Security have determined that the street artist known as ‘Lobesy’ is responsible for drawing the moustache on the poster of Kai Winn.

Security are investigating.

#security blotter #promenade updates #ds9

Chief O’Brien would like to remind DS9 residents and visitors that feeding of voles is strictly prohibited.

#security blotter #promenade updates #I know you think they're 'cute' Morn

Mug shot touch-ups are not permitted and retakes will not be entertained.

#security blotter #promenade updates #yes even if you have a tube grub stuck in your teeth

The public are reminded that although nudity is permitted on the Promenade, station personnel must adhere to uniform code while on duty.

#security blotter #promenade updates

No loitering on the stairs!

#security blotter #promenade updates #the stairs are not a meeting place

A suspect has been apprehended in connection with the recent theft of all the good chocolate from the Promenade vending machine.

#security blotter #promenade updates #'but I have a sweet tooth' is no excuse

In the wake of the recent incident involving a Klingon targ and an Earth Maine Coon, DS9 residents and visitors are reminded that all pets must be leashed or contained in carriers while on the Promenade.

Doctor Bashir reports the targ is expected to make a full recovery.

#security blotter #promenade updates #the cat was unscathed

An unknown person or persons have broken into the Promenade vending machine and removed all of the chocolate except for the strawberry creams and the tube grub whirls.

Security are investigating.

#security blotter #promenade updates #I have a list of suspects and one name is at the top

There have been reports of suspicious activity involving the Promenade vending machine.

Security will be monitoring the situation.

#security blotter #promenade updates #scratches and tampering found near the Delavian chocolates #ds9

Drawing moustaches on posters of Kai Winn is vandalism and will not be tolerated on DS9. The public are encouraged to report any suspicious activity they witness to the Promenade Tip Line.

Security will be monitoring the situation.

#security blotter #promenade updates #no not the poster of kai winn

Security would like to remind the public that Infirmary staff are professionals trying to do their jobs and the anonymous Infirmary ask box is not the appropriate way to send horny notes to the CMO.

Security will be monitoring the situation.

#security blotter #promenade updates #personally I think you'd save yourself a lot of trouble if you just closed your ask box #doctor

elimgaraksnotebook

Dear Garak, you and your boyfriend should be more careful. I saw that image in the QR Kode puzzle. No, not that silly Cosmo quiz. The OTHER, more personal image. And now I have a copy saved in a VERY secure location. You wouldn't want it to get out that you were sleeping with a hew-mon, would you? But ten bars of gold-pressed latinum and a new suit might make your little problem go away.

Ah, yes.

The second QR Code.

The good doctor simply deemed it a mistake, I believe, much to my chagrin. Perhaps if I had made both interactive, instead of expecting him to spot the difference between the example given and the original challenge...

Whilst I applaud you for succeeding where Dr Bashir failed, Quark, ten bars of gold pressed latinum and a new suit seems like a high price for a problem easily solved in other, less expensive ways.

Blood stains are difficult to remove from carpets, but it is a burden I am willing to bear.

lovemelizards

Since you asked for it @conceptadecency

http://qrco.de/bc8opc?trackSharing=1

odospromenadebulletins

Garak.

Ensign Lovemelizards has informed me that you've been distributing intimate photographs of yourself and Doctor Bashir around the station. Is the doctor aware you're doing this? Ensign Lizards is very concerned.

You are also in violation of several of the station ordinances regarding distribution and storage of personal materials. Station servers are not an appropriate place for your private photo collection. I expect this to be rectified by the end of the day.

Also, please refrain from threatening to kill Quark. He will be dealt with accordingly by the appropriate authorities.

I'll be keeping an eye on you, Garak

#I'm watching you #ds9 #station security never sleeps #it just regenerates in a bucket

Infirmary staff report that the free prophylactic box outside the Infirmary has been completely emptied twice in two days. Doctor Bashir would like to remind the public to please only take as many condoms as they need and to leave some for the rest of the station.

Security will be monitoring the situation.

#security blotter #promenade updates #ds9 #public health

There have been reports of youths racing hoverboards on the third level of the Promenade. The public are advised to maintain alert when in this area of the station (also know as 'Thunder Road'). Security would like to remind everyone that there is NO HOVERBOARDING ON THE PROMENADE.

Security will be monitoring the situation.

#security blotter #promenade updates #NO HOVERBOARDING ON THE PROMENADE #ds9

#this is a neighbourhood watch station #I'm watching you #Quark

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