#security blotter

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Infirmary staff report that the free prophylactic box outside the Infirmary has been completely emptied twice in two days. Doctor Bashir would like to remind the public to please only take as many condoms as they need and to leave some for the rest of the station.

Security will be monitoring the situation.

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The public are reminded that although nudity is permitted on the Promenade, station personnel must adhere to uniform code while on duty.

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There have been reports of suspicious activity involving the Promenade vending machine. 

Security will be monitoring the situation.

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Mug shot touch-ups are not permitted and retakes will not be entertained.

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In the wake of the recent incident involving a Klingon targ and an Earth Maine Coon, DS9 residents and visitors are reminded that all pets must be leashed or contained in carriers while on the Promenade. 

Doctor Bashir reports the targ is expected to make a full recovery.

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Security would like to remind the public that Infirmary staff are professionals trying to do their jobs and the anonymous Infirmary ask box is not the appropriate way to send horny notes to the CMO. 

Security will be monitoring the situation.

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Security have determined that the street artist known as ‘Lobesy’ is responsible for drawing the moustache on the poster of Kai Winn.

Security are investigating. 

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Drawing moustaches on posters of Kai Winn is vandalism and will not be tolerated on DS9. The public are encouraged to report any suspicious activity they witness to the Promenade Tip Line.

Security will be monitoring the situation.