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almost home
oozey mess
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One Nice Bug Per Day
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Misplaced Lens Cap
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@lovemelizards
Sid pelted with gifts:
I’ve been working on a project all afternoon into the evening. It was made much easier by the fact that I was copying more DS9 convention videos to DVD while I worked. Now it’s time to take a break, and I’m inviting anyone seeing this to take one too - here’s Sid being pelted with underwear at a fan club event in 1995. Twenty years ago!! No further comment is necessary. (Except no, I wasn’t at this one.)
I'm only human, I am not immune to Deep Space Nine 2x22 "The Wire"
@knivesandteeth @palpablestupor I’m here to feed you my darlings. Take a bite take a second helping take some home. There’s plenty to go around (I have more but alas I lost them)
hey guys... long time no spaceman yaoi...
Bashir feeling like he's going crazy because Garak keeps hacking the Infirmary roster so Bashir has more time to hang out with him at lunch but Bashir just thinks he's forgetting things for the first time in twenty five years
More miscellaneous sketches feat. a Cardassian Make-Out-Session. 🤝
i think the courier may have gotten the wrong room number
I think the courier got very much the right room number and he should put it on 👀
Julian sent it anonymously
Or Jadzia sent it as a joke and it made Bashir so horny when he saw the gift that he crushed a tricorder
i think the courier may have gotten the wrong room number
I think the courier got very much the right room number and he should put it on 👀
Julian sent it anonymously
i think the courier may have gotten the wrong room number
From that episode where the writers decided to squeeze in all their personal ships.
NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT FINALE POLL 3
TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?
Stanford ‘Ford’ Pines (Gravity Falls)
Elim Garak (Star Trek)
[Poll 1, Poll 2]
PROPAGANDA:
[Grunkle Ford]
"He has that pathetic nerd swag why wouldn't I want him pregnant. I know multiple people who would want to bang that senior citizen."
"okay so this is the most breedable motherfucker in gravity falls. sorry but its true. eldritch chaos god triangle wants him so bad he ended the world about it, genius engineer wanted him so bad it made his wife divorce him, aliens want him, everyone in the town keeps calling him a silver fox and hot, etc. his autistic swag, presumable complete sexual inexperience in his 60s, and whimsy are a recipe for all to feel extreme lust when gazing upon his visage.
reasons that he is so mpreg-able aside, it is actually somewhat plausible that he is currently, as we speak, mpregnant. the new gravity falls book, the book of bill, had a website that was released to promote the book and also relay a bunch of new fun information and arg things. this new book, in universe, is written with the intent to be read by ford, and for the website, it is showcasing ford's laboratory. so one could view all of the material with the perspective of it being directed at ford.
one of these messages on the website is an image of an ultrasound of a baby-- a triangular baby. on it, there is the message "congrats, guess what's growing inside you right now! see you in nine months, papa!"
so…. ford might be mpregnant with his ex, bill ciphers baby. yayyyy."
"He's just so submissive and breedable. he should get a sci fi abortion. he would not enjoy fatherhood."
[Garak]
"Because he would be soooo annoying about it and it would be funny."
On sheer numbers and the limits of human attraction alone it is unlikely we will win this. But I implore you all. Wouldn't it be really funny if we got it high enough to scare them a little.
I don’t think enough about how, beyond being the only two Cardassians on the station, Garak and Ziyal are both bastard children.
Does Garak think, if even the likes of Dukat could acknowledge his child, then why couldn’t Tain? Or does Garak think, if the likes of Dukat would do this, it truly must be shameful?
Does he argue, loudly to a horrified Bashir, that Dukat should have killed Ziyal, and her mother before she was born? Does he say only a weak and sentimental man wouldn’t, loathing himself and insulting the Tain who once had always been watching?
Does he look at Ziyal with an earnestness she doesn’t understand and never, ever say, my dear, me too, what bastards our fathers are?
“You don’t mean to say he should have killed her.”
“Of course I do, Doctor.”
“That’s a terrible thing to say, and what’s more I don’t think you believe it. Isn’t Preloc always banging on about how children are the future of the state? I thought nothing was more important to Cardassians than their families.”
“Than their family units, not their families.”
“That’s the same thing.”
“Not on Cardassia. A strong family unit is the building block for a strong state. If a man has children outside of that family unit, he is being disloyal to his married partner and to his legitimate children. To eliminate the bastard demonstrates that his priorities are in order, and thus strengthens the state. To refuse to do so is weak, sentimental, and shameless.”
“But that’s absurd! You can’t say that someone should kill a living, breathing child for the sake of an abstract ideal.”
“The state is not an abstract ideal. It’s the foundation for Cardassian society as we know it.”
“If the foundation for your society is murdering children, it can’t have been that strong to begin with.”
NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT ROUND 6 POLL 6
TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?
Dr. Delbert Doppler (Treasure Planet)
Elim Garak (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine)
PROPAGANDA:
[Dr. Doppler]
"Deleted dialogue says he gave birth to his and Amelia's children. If Disney weren't cowards, they'd have kept the mpreg dogman."
Important Note: @megers67 has come forward to say that the 'Mpreg Doppler' thing is actually an unverified claim that they have accidentally perpetuated in the past, but they still put their support behind his candidacy in this competition. And yeah, if Disney didn't consider mpregging the dogman after all, we can still fix this by gettin' him pregnant now!
[Garak]
"Because he would be soooo annoying about it and it would be funny."
The opposition don’t understand that Cardassians aren’t purely reptiles. They are some sinful mix of mammal and reptile. The females have breasts, all of them have hair!!! Mr. Garak’s distinguished anatomical makeup most assuredly could carry a child. Don’t fall for the anti-Garak propaganda!
Dr. Doppler already gave birth to all those puppies?... or kittens?
so let Garak have a turn!
WE CAN DO THIS GUYS GARAK NEEDS A BABY AND THIS DOG DEER GUY IS ALREADY FULL OF EM
NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT ROUND 4 POLL 24
TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?
Michael (The Good Place)
Elim Garak (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine)
PROPAGANDA:
[Michael]
"He wants to experience everything that human beings get to experience. What's more human than bringing new life into the world with your own body? Let him be a mother."
[Garak]
"Because he would be soooo annoying about it and it would be funny."
Garak and Bashir both attributing various little idiosyncrasies in each other to cultural and biological differences, only to later discover that no, they're both kinda freaks by the standards of their own species too.
