ofaliensteel

independent & selective clark kent. headcanon based. played by blue.

[kalaeidone]

 `*・° ✺    &.   STARTER CALL    //      ACCEPTING   !

                                        ❝     Oh  and  don’t  worry  about  the  speed  thing  ——-     this  house  is  frequented  by  speedsters  ,   so  everything  is  bolted  down  .     ❞               SHE  SMILES  ,   A  NON  VERBAL  WELCOME          as  she  points  her  thumb  behind  her  toward  the  kitchen  .               ❝     Do  you  drink  coffee  ?   I  have  some  I  can  bring  out  .     ❞               //      @inkdtales   !

[ofaliensteel]

                   “ right. that makes sense ” sheepish smile offered in return and a mental note to steal that idea for her own apartment. “ sometimes i forget that all of this is normal for you. ” although she used normal very loosely.  “ I’d love a cup! “ she’s never been much of a coffee drinker -- more of a coffee fetcher but it’d be rude to say no, right?

[ofaliensteel]

random 2:30 am reminder that you're all great and i hope you're healthy

[rivvah]

taylor swift * folklore starters

THE 1

i’m doing good, i’m on some new shit

and if you wanted me, you really should’ve showed

but we were something, don’t you think so?

and if my wishes came true, it would’ve been you

in my defence, i have none

but it would’ve been fun if you would’ve been the one

if one thing had been different, would everything be different today

CARDIGAN

when you are young they assume you know nothing

i knew you

baby kiss it better

you put me on and said i was your favourite

a friend to all is a friend to none

chase two girls, lose the one

you drew stars around my scars

but now i’m bleeding

tried to change the ending

i knew you’d haunt all of my what-ifs

cause i knew everything when i was young

and i knew you’d come back to me

THE LAST GREAT AMERICAN DYNASTY

how did a middle class divorcée do it?

there’s only so far new money goes

their parties were tasteful, if a little loud

there goes the last great american dynasty

who knows, if she never showed up what could’ve been

she had a marvellous time ruining everything

there goes the most shameless woman this town has ever seen

she stole his dog and dyed it key lime green

i had a marvellous time ruining everything

EXILE

i can see you standin’ honey

and it took you five whole minutes to pack us up and leave me with it

i think i’ve seen this film before

you’re not my homeland anymore

now i’m in exile seein’ you out

i can see you starin’ honey

like you’d get your knuckles bloody for me

those eyes add insult to injury

i’m not your problem anymore

so who am i offending now?

we always walked a very thin line

you didn’t even hear me out

i never learned to read your mind

MY TEARS RICOCHET

even on my worst day, did i deserve babe, all the hell you gave me?

i swear i loved you

i didn’t have it in myself to go with grace

and if i’m dead to you, why are you at the wake?

you know i didn’t want to have to haunt you

cause when i’d fight, you used to tell me i was brave

and i can go anywhere i want, just not home

you had to kill me, but it killed you just the same

you turned into your worst fears

MIRRORBALL

and when i break, it’s in a million pieces

hush

you’ll find me on my tallest tiptoes spinning in my highest heels

i know they said the end is near

i can change everything about me to fit in

i’m still trying everything to get you laughing at me

i’m still a believer but i don’t know why

SEVEN

please picture me in the trees

i was too scared to jump in

are there still beautiful things?

cross your heart, won’t tell no other

and thought i can’t recall your face, i still got love for you

love you to the moon and to saturn

and i’ve been meaning to tell you

i think your house is haunted

i used to scream ferociously

AUGUST

i never needed anything more

are you sure?

never have i ever before

cause it was never mine

and i can see us twisted in bedsheets

cause you were never mine

i remember thinking i had you

wanting was enough

for me, it was enough

so much for summer love, and saying “us”

cause you weren’t mine to lose

THIS IS ME TRYING

i’ve been having a hard time adjusting

i didn’t know if you’d care if i came back

i have a lot of regrets about that

and maybe i don’t quite know what to say

i just wanted you to know that this is me trying

they told me all of my cages were mental

so i got wasted like all my potential

i was so ahead of the curve, the curve became a sphere

but i didn’t pour the whiskey

at least i’m trying

it’s hard to be anywhere these days

ILLICIT AFFAIRS

make sure nobody sees you leave

tell your friends you’re out for a run

take the road less travelled by

and that’s the thing about illicit affairs

like you don’t even exist

but they lie, and they lie, and they lie, a million little times

don’t call me kid

don’t call me baby

look at this godforsaken mess that you made me

for you, i would ruin myself

INVISIBLE STRING

i used to think i would meet somebody there

were there clues i didn’t see?

all along, there was some invisible string tying you to me

you ate at my favourite spot for dinner

something wrapped all of my past mistakes in barbed wire

one single thread of gold tied me to you

hell was the journey but it brought me heaven

MAD WOMAN

what did you think i’d say to that?

what do you sing on your drive home?

every time you call me crazy, i get more crazy

and when you say i seem angry, i get more angry

what a shame, she went mad

no one likes a mad woman

you made her like that

it’s obvious that wanting me dead has really brought you two together

cause you took everything from me

the master of spin has a couple side flings

good wives always know

EPIPHANY

just a flesh wound

___, i think he’s bleedin’ out

something med school did not cover

doc, i think she’s crashin’ out

and some things you just can’t speak about

to make some sense of what you’ve seen

BETTY

but i think it’s cause of me

it’s like i couldn’t breathe

you can’t believe a word she says

the worst thing that i ever did was what i did to you

would you have me?

would you want me?

would you tell me to go straight to hell?

i’m only seventeen, i don’t know anything

but i know i miss you

just thinking of you

i dreamt of you all summer long

the only thing i wanna do is make it up to you

PEACE

i never had the courage of my convictions

as long as danger is near

but i would die for you in secret

the devil’s in the details

but you got a friend in me

your integrity makes me seem small

and you know that i’d swing with you for the fences

and you know that i’d sit with you in the trenches

and you know that i’d give you my wild

and you know that i’d give you my child

is it enough?

all these people think love’s for show

would it be enough if i could never give you peace?

HOAX

this has broken me down

stood on the cliffside screaming “give me a reason”

your faithless love’s the only hoax i believe in

don’t want no other shade of blue but you

i am ash from your fire

you know i left a part of me back in new york

you knew the hero died, so what’s the movie for

you knew it still hurts underneath my scares

you knew you won, so what’s the point of keeping score?

darling, this was just as hard

you have beaten my heart

no other sadness in the world would do

[ofaliensteel]

i think ima start doing some ‘bio’ posts for my ocs. im still bitter i deleted my old ones i had tbh but yes look out for them in the near future!

[ofaliensteel]

a mini meme spam feel free to send even if we haven’t interacted yet! as usual just try to specify a muse when sending ~ 

[leneemusing]

misc prompts for your feels

“ unique just means alone. ” “ i’m not afraid to die, just wish i could live a little first. ” “ i know i’m a monster, but you look at me like i’m a man. ” “ there’s nothing i wouldn’t do to keep you safe. ” “ we all have sins to pay penance for. ” “ don’t look at me like i’m a hero. you’ll only disappoint yourself. ” “ sometimes when you look at me it’s like…it’s like you’re staring straight past my flesh and into my soul. ” “ you make me want to live. ” “ i know i don’t deserve forgiveness, but i like the idea that some people think i might. ” “ i trust you with my life. ” “ you’re more like family to me than my own blood. ” “ i’ve never had any sort of family before. ” “ your life is far more precious than mine. ” “ i don’t care what happens to me. as long as you’re safe. ” “ i need you to live…cause if you’re gone then, i don’t know what the point of it all is anymore. ” “ i know i’m not the person you want, but i’m here. ” “ i love you, and i know you may never feel the same. but i’m okay with that. ” “ i couldn’t say no to you even if i wanted to. ” “ you’re worth more than this. ” “ why do you walk around as if you’re somehow less valuable than the rest of the world? ” “ please, let me help you. ” “ just let me do this for you. ” “ you do have something to live for. you have me. ” “ you’ll always have me. ” “ i see you. i know you feel so invisible all the time, but you’re not. not to me. ” “ it’s okay to be angry, you’re allowed to be upset about what happened to you. ” “ don’t you realize you deserve more than this? ” “ you’re not a machine or— or some thing. you’re a person, and i’m sorry anyone ever made you feel otherwise. ” “ please, just hold on a little longer. i can’t lose you too. ” “ this scar..what happened? ” “ if you won’t do it for yourself, then do it for me. ” “ you’re bleeding— how long have you been hiding this?! ” “ sometimes i realize one day i could die, i could just disappear and the world would be none the wiser. there’d be no one to miss me and that terrifies me more than death itself. ”  “ i’m not sure i know who i’m supposed to be anymore. ” “ my mind is so loud and i’m afraid it’ll never be quiet again. ” “ when i’m in a crowd i just want to melt away and yet, when i’m alone it’s somehow worse. ” “ loneliness is a poison and i’ve been drinking it for so long, i don’t there there’s an anecdote to save my soul. ” “ i don’t care if the world knows my name, i just want you to remember me. ” “ you deserve more than i could ever give you. ” “ i love you. i know that’s not enough, but i do. ” “ you’re safe with me, you always will be. ” “ you make me feel safe. like i’m allowed to be anything i want. ” “ i’d do anything to be the person you love again. ” “ i’ve got you, you’re safe. ” “ just rest, i’m here. ” “ you can stay with me tonight. ”

[splattermemes-deactivated202007]

“Morning After” starters

as requested by anon. Enjoy and feel free to make any changes !

Sexy

“Feel like another round?”

“You were great last night…”

“Wow, you look even better in the daylight.”

“My clothes look better on you than they do on me.”

“I had no idea you were into that stuff…I’m glad I found out.”

“We didn’t even get to use the toys last night.”

“You should play with my hair some more…”

“I don’t remember ever having this many hickeys. But I don’t mind.”

“That was a workout.”

“I don’t know your name. But you can share it with me, so I know what to scream this time.”

“The fun doesn’t have to end.”

“I think I can convince you to stay…”

“Don’t pretend like you’re asleep. Should I find a way to wake you up?~”

“We could order pizza and just stay like this all day.”

“I love your bedhead.”

Awkward

“Oh no…what did we do?”

“Hi! You need to leave.”

“I’m sorry…who are you?”

“Ugh…I drank so much.”

“I can’t believe I did this again.” / “I can’t believe we did this again.”

“Where are your clothes?”

“…I’m sore in such weird places.”

“Hey, sorry! I’m gonna go. Right now.”

“You didn’t seem like you were having such a bad time last night.”

“Someone’s coming. Is that your mom/partner/spouse/etc.?”

“I think this was a mistake.”

“*trying to sneak out while half-dressed*”

“Your foot is in my face.”

“Did we use protection?”

“*sees ___ and screams*”

[geraskefer]

1.05 | 1.06

[ofaliensteel]

derek  didn’t  claim to  know  a  thing  about  teaching.  but  what  he  did  have  was  life  advice  and  he  hoped  at  the  very  least  that  was getting  across  each  day  and  if  nothing  else  would  save  his  students  some  of  the  pitfalls   he  suffered  growing  up  as  a  young  wolf. as  he  cleaned  up  the  classroom  after  his  latest  lecture  the  sound  of  footsteps  caused  the  second  eldest  hale to snap from his wandering thoughts.  when  he  saw  who  was  at  the  entrance  his brow furrowed  slightly.  truth  be  told  he  had  never  been  a  good  a  student  as  the  girl  before  him. “josie. what  can  i  do  for  you?” / @twinfractured​

[ofaliensteel]

dangles out a starter call here. like the post and/or comment with which muse you’d like the starter from!!

[vatiic-deactivated20210928]

CAROLINE WAS BY NO MEANS AN OLD VAMPIRE … neither was she a young one. she had felt grateful that life, for all it’s chaos and agony, had taught her more in the few years since her REBIRTH than most learned in centuries. death, danger, loss … they were all teachers and caroline had been a reluctant student at first. becoming a vampire had been a turning page, a redefining of her worth and her strength, and she had learned to embrace it for all it’s beauty and brutality.

             such tragedy of travels lead her back to here, a town that she had only briefly called home in her childhood; it was with a fresh perspective and keener senses that caroline noticed something unsettling about the town. the forest she ran through was dripping in the scent of werewolves, the severity of the scent causing her nostrils to flare and her pace to stop dead as she noticed a heartbeat pounding deep in the forest. was it following her ? was she simply being paranoid ? before she could answer the question for herself she was already racing towards the alluring and steady drum as if it called to her.

                     she stopped in the middle of a clearing to find a man already standing there, back facing her, and there was something about him that immediately placed her on edge. 

               ❛    you know it’s creepy just standing in the middle of a forest, right ?    ❜ 

                                                            pot. meet kettle. 

he turned at the sound of her voice and it was in slow succession that she stepped back, assessed the familiarity of his face, and then took several steps forward. 

       ❛  derek  ?   ❜

@inkdtales​

[ofaliensteel]

IT WASN’T UNUSUAL FOR HIM TO PATROL ALONE. in fact a lot of times he preferred it. it wasn’t the same as before where he chose solitude out of spite or anger. though surely he would be justified in still doing so. no, these days derek took to the woods alone just to get some peace, quiet, and alone time with his thoughts. feeling the earth beneath him, the smell of trees in the air, it was cathartic in a way most probably didn’t expect from him. which was exactly why he preferred to do it alone. 

      he knew these woods as if they were the back of his hand; mainly because at one part they had literally been his backyard. with that said he was able to pick up a foreign sense almost immediately. he could tell when there was something that didn’t belong. the only thing that was throwing him off was the vague familiarity that mingled with the foreign scent. he stood there for a moment, eyes closed as he tried to decipher it, that was when he heard the voice calling out to him. head turned out of instinct, ready to bear fangs when he saw her but he stopped short when their eyes met.

             “ ....caroline? ” 

he didn’t know whether to laugh in disbelief or continue to stand there in disbelief. now that he saw her the familiarity made sense but what caused him to pause what that she also seemed to be the source of the foreign smell. briefly tossing his concern aside he took a step towards her. 

     “ what are you doing here? it’s been...years. ” 

[ofaliensteel]

you either die a hero or live long enough to become a villain. pour one out for xkit

[tophsbeifong-archive]

[pararsite-archive]

I will not face tonight sober just because you hid your sausage in the wrong royal pantry.

[ofaliensteel]

soulworn‌:

shes taken nyx’s hand and stands. sticks attach themselves to the lower tier of her dress , sewing into it’s delicate white lace. they itch and scratch at her calves as a free hand reaches to pry them free , tossing them to the ground at her feet. laughter accompanies and gaze rises towards the male , shaking her head in false disapproval.     "     𝙳𝙾𝙽'𝚃 𝚃𝙴𝙻𝙻 𝙼𝙴 𝚈𝙾𝚄'𝚁𝙴 𝙰𝙵𝚁𝙰𝙸𝙳 𝙾𝙵 𝙼𝚈 𝙼𝙾𝚃𝙷𝙴𝚁.     "     elbow inches towards his arm , nudging him gently.     "     𝚂𝙷𝙴 𝙸𝚂𝙽'𝚃 𝚃𝙷𝙰𝚃 𝚂𝙲𝙰𝚁𝚈 𝚈𝙾𝚄 𝙺𝙽𝙾𝚆. 𝙿𝙻𝚄𝚂 , 𝙸'𝙻𝙻 𝙱𝙴 𝙵𝙸𝙽𝙴. 𝙸'𝚅𝙴 𝙲𝙻𝙸𝙼𝙱𝙴𝙳 𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙵𝙰𝙻𝙻𝙴𝙽 𝙵𝚁𝙾𝙼 𝙷𝙸𝙶𝙷𝙴𝚁 𝙿𝙾𝙸𝙽𝚃𝚂 …     "     she winks , index finger meeting her lips.     "     … 𝙱𝚄𝚃 𝚃𝙷𝙰𝚃'𝚂 𝙰 𝚂𝙴𝙲𝚁𝙴𝚃.     "

         arms rise towards the sky , stretching before they’ve gone to their usual accustomed pose behind her back.     "     𝙰𝙻𝚂𝙾 , 𝙸𝙼 𝙽𝙾𝚃 𝚂𝙾𝙼𝙴 𝙿𝚁𝙸𝙽𝙲𝙴𝚂𝚂. 𝚈𝙾𝚄 𝙳𝙾𝙽'𝚃 𝙷𝙰𝚅𝙴 𝚃𝙾 𝚂𝙰𝚅𝙴 𝙼𝙴 …     𝙸𝙽 𝙵𝙰𝙲𝚃 ..“     her stride steps ahead of him , twisting suddely to face him once more. ” …. 𝙸 𝙱𝙴𝚃 𝙸'𝙻𝙻 𝚂𝙰𝚅𝙴 𝚈𝙾𝚄 𝙵𝙸𝚁𝚂𝚃 ! “ brightly lit smile and head points behind her with a quick nod.     ”     𝙲'𝙼𝙾𝙽 , 𝙸 𝙺𝙽𝙾𝚆 𝚈𝙾𝚄'𝚁𝙴 𝙷𝚄𝙽𝙶𝚁𝚈. 𝙸'𝚅𝙴 𝙱𝙰𝙺𝙴𝙳 𝚂𝙾𝙼𝙴 𝙱𝚁𝙴𝙰𝙳 𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙸 𝙽𝙴𝙴𝙳 𝚂𝙾𝙼𝙴𝙾𝙽𝙴 𝚃𝙾 𝚃𝚁𝚈 𝙸𝚃.     "

afraid of her mother? for nyx it was more like he didn’t want to give her any further excuse to be weary of him. not that he had done anything to begin with. “ that’s easy for you to say, i’m sure you’re a saint in her eyes ” he retorted. and it wasn’t hard to believe. he remembered how his own mother used to dote on his sister. back before...well things went sideways. at her further comment he couldn’t suppress a slight chuckle, “ exactly how many broken bones did you have as a kid? ” he had witnessed what she got up to in his presence, he could only imagine how much worse it was on his own.

“ is that right? ” he watched her, amused brow raised in question as he watched her walk ahead of him. “ and what exactly are you going to save me with, those skinny arms of yours? ” nyx smirked, feeling satisfied in his good-natured teasing. of course he would prefer if neither of them were ever put in a situation to have to save each other. but things rarely went his way in midgar, much less the slums. despite playing hard to get booted footsteps followed after her. “ try it? ” he scoffed. “ you make it sound like i’m going to be a guinea pig. ”

[namtan]

[littlelovelymemes]

✰ * º ❛   the o.c. sentence starters.   ❜

‘  she/he’s right over there. look. stop. wait. don’t look. i mean, you can look, but don’t look like you’re looking.   ’ ‘  wow. i’m sorry. i should… really learn to knock, incase there’s a threesome going on in the bathroom.  ’ ‘  you guys really wouldn’t hurt me because that’d be so cliche.  ’ ‘  i’m sorry for all the craziness.  ’ ‘  i wouldn’t have done it any differently.  ’ ‘  yeah, i’m fine. i’m just having an allergic reaction to the universe.  ’ ‘  he’s very wise. he has a beard.  ’ ‘  maybe i can’t be just friends with you!  ’ ‘  but with the added stress of work and deadlines, things can get sexy.  ’ ‘  no more hugging. physical contact freaks me out.  ’ ‘  remember when the boys made us watch that movie about the gay guys on the mountain? lord of the rings?  ’ ‘  there’s too many young, tan, healthy people here. i don’t like it.  ’ ‘  do you ever wonder what your life looks like through someone else’s eyes?  ’ ‘  my life just doesn’t work without you.  ’ ‘  i just don’t want us to fall apart.  ’ ‘  your break-up is missing a key ingredient. the only ingredient really… that you don’t love me anymore.  ’ ‘  i love you… this much. and i wanna be with you now and next year and whatever comes after that.  ’ ‘  i like you… this much.  ’ ‘  if you can honestly tell me that you don’t love me anymore, just say it.  ’ ‘  if you don’t love me, i promise i’ll go by myself and i’ll be cold and miserable and alone and i will never bother you again.  ’ ‘  i don’t love you anymore.  ’ ‘  just get away from me, okay? get out of here.  ’ ‘  you had me three months ago and you left.  ’ ‘  this has nothing to do with me. it is about you and it is only about you.  ’ ‘  it’s not like now that we broke up, i’m choosing you, okay? cause the whole reason that we broke up is cause, for me, it’s always been you.  ’ ‘  it’s always been you. i’ve tried to fight it and i’ve tried to deny it and i can’t. i can’t do it. you’re undeniable.  ’ ‘  sorry i abandoned you in the desert?  ’ ‘  when i found out it was your pregnancy test, i totally freaked out and i thought this would change everything.  ’ ‘  then he asked me if i could imagine a time that i’d never not wanna be with you, and i realized that the answer is no.  ’ ‘  i’m doing this because i love you and i want to spend the rest of my life with you.  ’ ‘  you know that once you propose to me, you can’t take it back?  ’ ‘  will you marry me?  ’ ‘  look at all these people. these normal, non-traumatized people.  ’ ‘  you only want me when you can’t have me.  ’ ‘  a triangle’s not a friendly shape, okay? it’s pointy. it’s got sharp edges.  ’ ‘  nothing i hate more than perky blondes who want to take over the world.  ’ ‘  you weren’t the only virgin in the room.  ’ ‘  there was someone else in the room? like, filming us?  ’ ‘  are you high?  ’ ‘  you’re my little snow angel.  ’ ‘  acknowledge me now or lose me forever.  ’ ‘  i didn’t know they had musicals there. or dancing. or laughter.  ’ ‘  no one there is as funny as you.  ’ ‘  so, we finally agree i’m the funny one?  ’ ‘  you know what else i think you enjoy? me.  ’ ‘  what happens in mexico, stays in mexico.  ’ ‘  we have my entire life of never doing anything wrong which lulls my parents into a false sense of trust.  ’ ‘  welcome to a life of insecurity and paralyzing self-doubt.  ’ ‘  just don’t talk to me!  ’ ‘  i really only know how to handle rejection and ridicule.  ’ ‘  first of all, ‘obsessed,’ it’s a pretty strong word.  ’ ‘  you know what i like about rich kids? nothing.  ’ ‘  first of all, no. second of all, no.  ’ ‘  dude, what did you tell her?  ’ ‘  maybe the black turtleneck in august tipped her off.  ’ ‘  i was going for stealth. also, it’s slimming.  ’ ‘  it’s fate. it’s destiny. look, we both like burritos.  ’ ‘  sometimes when i like someone, i sometimes kind of, uh… stalk them.  ’ ‘  with the right attitude and a couple cocktails, it could be fun.  ’ ‘  i’m so screwed. bruce banner gets mad, he turns into the hulk. i get mad, i turn into like, a 75 year-old yenta named sylvia.  ’ ‘  what am i going to do without you? who will i play jenga with?  ’ ‘  you’re so wise. all your sage wisdom. what am i gonna do without that?  ’ ‘  do you know what i dream about when i dream about thanksgiving, which is often? i dream about eating so much deliciousness, that all of the blood rushes to my stomach and i pass out at the table.  ’ ‘  i’m more of a fan of open-ended unrequited love.  ’ ‘  kids don’t date anymore. they hang out in groups and peel off to hook up.  ’ ‘  you are the sid to her nancy, the kurt to her courtney. 50 cent to her… mrs. cent.  ’ ‘  that’s it? no advice?  ’ ‘  what advice? call her, apologize, it’s not rocket science  ’ ‘  how’s life? we never talk anymore. who are you?  ’ ‘  i handled that situation so wrong. i just… i should’ve never returned her calls. i should’ve dated other girls.  ’ ‘  you just wanted to turn me into a little bitch baby like him.  ’ ‘  of course, i didn’t mean to hit you.  ’ ‘  i just find it interesting how your hand collided with my face.  ’ ‘  i feel that way all the time… it hurts too much.  ’ ‘  i’d kiss my boyfriend three times a day if i knew where the hell he was.  ’ ‘  and he’s just gonna get bored with me because pretty much all boys do.  ’ ‘  you turned me into the type of girl that is so desperate for affection that she doesn’t know how to be in a relationship.  ’ ‘  maybe you just need something to take your mind off of it.  ’ ‘  with everything we’ve been through for the past two years and the fact that we’re still here really makes me think there’s nothing we can’t handle.  ’ ‘  i love shopping, tanning, and celebrity gossip. always have, always will.  ’ ‘  you’re my destiny.  ’ ‘  go save the world.  ’ ‘  and you, with all your little flaws and your little quirks, somehow you keep drawing me back in.  ’ ‘  i’m not pregnant. is it inappropriate to celebrate?  ’ ‘  you like the chase and that’s all.  ’ ‘  what do you want from me?  ’ ‘  i just want you.  ’ ‘  was i really mean to you?  ’ ‘  why can’t you accept that i’m uncomfortable with public displays of affection?  ’ ‘  you’re offering yourself for $10 a pop at a kissing booth?  ’ ‘  i’ll always look up to you. and not just because you’re taller than me.  ’ ‘  family time’s always the best when it’s forced.  ’ ‘  i’m not emotionally equipped to process this information.  ’ ‘  i love you so much.  ’ ‘  you’re my best friend forever, okay?  ’ ‘  i still love you. i really, really love you. i just can’t… i just can’t.  ’ ‘  i’m marrying you tonight.  ’ ‘  it’s me and you and that’s the way it’s supposed to be.  ’ ‘  hey, do not insult them!  ’ ‘  it’s like one guitar and a whole lot of complaining.  ’ ‘  yeah? so, what you’re saying to me is then… that the more neurotic and insecure i am, the more you’re attracted to me? well then, do i look fat in these pants?  ’ ‘  face it. our chemistry is undeniable.  ’ ‘  you know what else is undeniable? the pain this fork is gonna cause when i jam it into your eye.  ’ ‘  we should take our pants off.  ’ ‘  i was nemo and i just wanted to go home.  ’ ‘  don’t blame me for your sexual tension.  ’