the best me i can be

just your friendly neighborhood asshole archer roy harper. A R S E N A L . stud bouncer. 31 and still kickin'.

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of-deathshots:

[ TEXT >> ROY TOY. ]: You think I’M the most adorable? [ TEXT >> ROY TOY. ]: Are you HIGH?

[ TEXT: dadshot ] often, ngl

[ TEXT: dadshot ] no, i said you’re adorable cause harls showed me a pic of you in a pretty pink bra

[ TEXT: dadshot ] i must say, it is a good color for your skin tone, my man

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of-deathshots:

[ TEXT >> ROY TOY. ]: What. Did. You. Do.

[ TEXT: dadshot ] pot brownies dude

[ TEXT: dadshot ] i didnt know ur not supposed to eat more than one help me

[justicecried-blog]

[drunk text] FUCK YOU YOU’RE GORGEOUS [drunk text] I think maybe you and me should like go out and eat pizza or something check yes or no

[ TEXT » HARPER, R. ] Oh hey[ TEXT » HARPER, R. ] Thanks.[ TEXT » HARPER, R. ] Are you okay?

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[ TEXT: blondie ] im great! how r u???

[ TEXT: blondie ] i wanted a dinenr and show so i smged you :)

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@jasonxthexredxhood

[text] Are you SERIOUSLY bringing that up right now!?

[ TEXT: jayyy ] just bc im drunk doesnt mean i forget

[ TEXT: jayyy ] i didnt forget you setealing my favorite hat and i want that back

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@jasonxthexredxhood

[drunk text] I’m eating macaroni and cheese on a slice of pizza and autocorrect just wrote that text for me pretty much, what’s your night like

[ TEXT: jayyy ] not as great as yours wtf i’m coming over

[ TEXT: jayyy ] i’m offended i wasn’t invited in the first place douche

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ofdisappearingacts:

                         click…click..CLICK went her nails on the rim of the glass                               she had been holding onto. for the past twenty minutes                               jade had been kept waiting at some seedy club–MISTAKE                               number one of her new informant. just as she was about ready                          to leave someone caught her eye. taking a sip of her drink, the                               assassin leaned on the bar and made eye contact with                               the person in question. “Now what might someone like you be doing here?”

       Whoever asked that question must not have known Roy--- or knew him too well. The archer often spent his time at bars and clubs more than at his own apartment. As it were, he turned with beer in hand and his eyes fell upon... JADE.

        Play it cool, play it cool. “Is that a trick question? --- That’s a trick question. It should really be me asking you that.” Even though he noticed she had her own glass, he still gestured with his, and with his charming smile, continued. “Can I buy you another? I think you’ve been here longer than you would’ve liked anyway.”

[im-not-a-real-hero]

dc moodboard~roy harper//arsenal

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the pictures used here

[inadequeer]

[ofarrowsandarsenals]

teentitand:

Roy Harper + Shitty Horoscopes

[whambamthankyoubram]

more texts for you bitches

ANGSTY TEXTS, BITCH

[text] You should have told me you wanted me out of your life. [text] I should have never let you back into my life. [text] Okay [muse’s name] what’s the deal, pretty sure this is you…listen if you want me to leave you alone, please just tell that. [text] Please don’t walk away. [text] Please don’t do this. [text] When are you going to realize I want nothing to do with you? [text] You want nothing to do with me, I get it. [text] I’m an idiot. You fooled me again. [text] When I think things are about to change … I’m always proven wrong. [text] I just want you to be happy. And you’ll be happier without me. [text] I just hate that someone could make me trust [him/her/them] the way that I did [text] The truth is I’m not over you. [text] The truth is I never really wanted to be with you. [text] I’m seeing someone else. [text] How the hell did you get my number, stalker? [text] You’re so selfish. [text] I just saw you leave with [her/him/them]. [text] FUCK YOU AND YOUR DUMB CUTE FACE

LOVING TEXTS, BITCH

[text] Did I tell you today that you’re the most adorable? Cause, yeah. [text] Be careful. [text] I’m only saying it because I love you. [text] I’m only saying it because I care about you. [text] Okay, I’m bringing coffee. [text] I’m thinking dinner and a movie later this week? [text] Let me take you out, please? [text] Let me make you dinner tonight. [text] I want you to be happy. [text] You’re always safe with me. [text] I can’t stop thinking about you. [text] I seriously don’t know what I’d do without you. [text] I know you may not feel like you are, but you are loved. And important. Please don’t forget that. [text] It was so good seeing you. [text] You don’t need this shit. [text] I’ll be there in five minutes. [text] Let me help, please? [text] You’re important to me. [text] Stop falling asleep in the bathtub. You’re going to drown and die and leave me and I’m not having that. [text] I would gladly watch Netflix and eat Thai with you any day. [text] I’d give up my phone charger AND the last piece of gum for you. That’s love. [text] Hey beautiful no judgment but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??

ANGRY TEXTS, BITCH

[text] If you don’t want me to bust your window, I suggest you answer the phone. Now. [text] To quote Mean Girls, you’re a fugly slut. [text] Are you SERIOUSLY bringing that up right now!? [text] Lose my number, asshole. [text] You’re so predictable and obnoxious. And it’s not only me who thinks so. [text] …The least you could do is answer, wtf. [text] You’re a piece of shit human being and an even worse friend. [text] This is YOUR FAULT. And you can’t even pretend like it isn’t, because you know it is. [text] Why couldn’t you just stay out of it? [text] Holy fucking shit, take a hint, asshole. [text] Go fuck yourself. [text] What the fucking hell is wrong with you? [text] You can take your stuff back as long as I don’t light it on fire first. [text] I have cramps and a migraine so you do NOT want to mess with me right now [text] Bye and have a very fuck you day

SEXY TEXTS, BITCH

[text] Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this. [text] Why are you so hot…like honestly, it’s not fair. [text] Yeah, you looked good in your [dress/shirt/pants] last night but really, they looked way better on my floor. [text] Come over. With condoms. [text] You should come over, clothing optional. [text] I feel like a nasty slut and I LOVE IT [text] Sorry I got drunk and texted you about my sex life [text] Sex on a rooftop - trashy or adventurous? [text] If you’re not at my apartment, shirtless, in five minutes, I will be personally offended. [text] I don’t think he likes that I’m always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together [text] It’ll be like The Notebook, except with way more of my penis. [text] I didn’t know that all of his brothers would be hot and musically inclined, too. That’s a dick move on behalf of biology. [text] I DON’T WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH. [text] So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking? [text] I just need some of your time and all of your body. [text] I am available for nakedness [text] I think about [him/her/them] when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love

DRUNK TEXTS, BITCH

[drunk text] So wat are you really over me no w [drunk text] AND I UNFOLLOWED YOU ON INSTAGRAM TOO, BITCH [drunk text] You are my queen and my savior and I love you forever [drunk text] You are the most beautiful girl I have ever known [drunk text] I’m eating macaroni and cheese on a slice of pizza and autocorrect just wrote that text for me pretty much, what’s your night like [drunk text] Listen up slut, you’re one hot piece of ass and if [he/she/they] doesn’t realize it, it’s their loss [drunk text] but what’s the point of a Disney sing off party if you’re not here. You have to be be the Pumbaa to my Timon [drunk text] Can you pls remind me tomorrow of how much of a fool I made myself tonight [drunk text] FUCK YOU YOU’RE GORGEOUS [drunk text] I think maybe you and me should like go out and eat pizza or something check yes or no [drunk text] Please don’t hate me I’m too tired and too dizzy to be hated [drunk text] I hate (him/her) but less when I’m drinking. Thanks, alcohol. [drunk text] Omf g you need to get over here now I think I’m dyin [drunk text] SWEEEEEEEET CAROLINE

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[ofarrowsandarsenals]

timdrke:

Roy Harper → Requested by everyone 

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➵ post . @ofkvraisms

      “I’m not much of a singer,” Roy passed, allowing himself in and flopping down on her couch. “I prefer to watch and judge.” He raised a thumbs up, wide smile on his face. “Keep going--- real entertaining. When’s dinner, by the way? Growing boy’s gotta eat.”

[ofarrowsandarsenals]

➵ post . @rvsewilsvn

       In retrospect--- how did he get here? That was all fried the moment he opened the door and saw the blonde... having fun. With herself. Like that. Not that Roy was any newbie to the sex scene (his track record was long and messy), but it was just an abrupt surprise.

        “Shouldn’t you be more wary of strangers entering your apartment?” He swung the door a bit. “Shouldn’t you lock your door?”

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tigstrcss:

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      “I don’t want to get all political– But what a super edgy completely unaccepted stance you’re taking,” Artemis said arching an eyebrow. After a moment she clarified, “that was sarcasm, by the way.”

      “Oh, Arty--- like I’d forget your sarcasm,” the red archer replied with an even level of taunt as her. “You asked for my opinion, I gave one. What have you got to say about the drug problem in the city?” The sentence was dotted with an expectant look in her direction.

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stcphaniess:

       “Fine. — I guess that if he wears a colour remotely christmas-y, I’ll be in a state of shock. Actually, if he wore a colour at all, then I might just freak out.”

        “Challenge accepted. I think the best I can do is a dark, forest green turtleneck. That’s remotely Christmas-y, right? I can see him getting on board with that.” Roy paused to thoughtfully tap his scruffy chin, as if actually contemplating. “How can I bribe the Bat into attending a drunk, Christmas-themed party...?”

[cunningkyle]

Oops!

[ XXX ]

your character walking in on mine in the shower. 

           a SHARP brow arched in response to the invasion, cold wind whips against her drenched skin, a FROWN etched to nude lips. ❛ do you HEROES just have no concept of privacy? ❜ at least there’s a THIN curtain between them, from which she peeks through with a puzzled & vexed expression. ❛ give me ONE good reason not to dropkick you off that window. right now. ❜ 

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       Instead of feeling scolded (like he ought to) he points a finger at her through the curtain. “Hey! ... Not a hero. I’d like to think of myself as an anti-hero, maybe.” Roy’s moral compass has long since been broken, so it wasn’t worth much of a conversation about. Settling a little more comfortably where he was perched, “Y’know, if you think about it, I’m trying to be romantic. I’m like Romeo, only more impatient--- so I scaled the side of the building.”

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❝ you’ll need to be punished. ❞

         “I’d love to see you try somethin’, Harls!”

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❝ do you really think that? ❞

        “Yeah, I seriously think they should legalize marijuana. You ever fought a criminal organization over Mary Jane? Nope. Other, more dangerous drugs that could potentially harm and kill people? Definitely. I find it a bit ridiculous!”