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@ofblueisms
look after my muse!
🔥my muse is feverish
🤕 my muse is high on painkillers
🤢 my muse has an upset stomach
👻 my muse scrapes their knee
🥣 my muse needs help eating
👟 my muse collapses
🌜my muse is exhausted after a long day
🌫️ my muse is dizzy
🚨 my muse has a headache
TEXT MESSAGES
a mix of platonic, fluff, angst, & nsfw
[ 📱 — sms ] can i call you?
[ 📱 — sms ] please answer me.
[ 📱 — sms ] i miss you.
[ 📱 — sms ] where are you?
[ 📱 — sms ] is everything okay?
[ 📱 — sms ] i love you.
[ 📱 — sms ] i feel so alone.
[ 📱 — sms ] i feel alone without you.
[ 📱 — sms ] do you want me to pick up food?
[ 📱 — sms ] do you need me to pick you up?
[ 📱 — sms ] can you pick me up?
[ 📱 — sms ] i miss your touch.
[ 📱 — sms ] i might have made a mistake.
[ 📱 — sms ] who is this?
[ 📱 — sms ] i think you have the wrong number.
[ 📱 — sms ] i can’t stop thinking about you.
[ 📱 — sms ] do you ever think about us?
[ 📱 — sms ] i’m in the hospital.
[ 📱 — sms ] i want you in my bed again.
[ 📱 — sms ] i woke up and you were gone.
[ 📱 — sms ] i want to kiss you in places you’ll never forget.
[ 📱 — sms ] i’m pregnant.
[ 📱 — sms ] did you just propose to me over text message?
[ 📱 — sms ] i touch myself when i think about you.
[ 📱 — sms ] i need you. now.
[ 📱 — sms ] i’m sorry for what i said.
[ 📱 — sms ] you’re my best friend.
[ 📱 — sms ] i need somewhere to crash.
[ 📱 — sms ] i thought you didn’t want to talk to me.
[ 📱 — sms ] was that pic meant for me?
[ 📱 — sms ] i’m in trouble and need your help.
Sentence Starters
“I’ve never seen one of these completely to my taste so i decided to make my own!
ANGST
“I can’t do anything right.”
“Please don’t cry.”
“Why are you awake right now?”
“Why are you lying to me?”
“Wake up! Please wake up.”
“Forget it, you’re a fucking asshole.”
“Don’t you ever do that again!”
“Is that blood?” “…..No?”
“Please don’t lie to me again, I can’t take it.”
“Do you even still love me?”
“Nobody’s seen you in days.”
“Why are you awake?”
“I’m worried about you.”
“Can you shut up for once in your life?”
“Holding everything in doesn’t help, you know.”
“Are you hurt?” “No.” “Then why are there bruises all over your face?”
“If you don’t hug me right now I think I might fall apart.”
“Leave! Me! Alone!”
FLUFF
“Go with me?” “As long as you hold my hand.”
“Is there a reason you’re blushing like that?”
“Have you seen my hoodie?” “Nooo.” “You’re wearing it, aren’t you?”
“Have you always been this beautiful?”
“OH you’re jealous!”
“Can we stay like this forever?”
“Please just kiss me already.”
“I think you might be my soulmate.”
“Sleep over? Please?”
“Are we on a date right now?”
“I think I’m in love with you.”
“He’s so pretty I think I’m gonna faint.”
“Are you flirting with me?” “You finally noticed?”
“Am I your lockscreen?” “You weren’t supposed to see that.”
“I missed you so much.”
“Do you think the moon is jealous of how pretty you are?”
“I’m here for you.”
“I wish we could live together already.”
MISC
“All I do is drink coffee and say bad words.”
“Quit touching me, your feet are cold!”
“I think I just ripped my pants.”
“Sharing is caring, now give me the hoodie!”
“Can I pet your dog?” “Do I know you?”
“Did you seriously just get your foot stuck in a toilet?” “Maybe.”
“If I die, I’m haunting you first.”
“But I’ve never told you that before.”
“Stop being grumpy, it’s lame.”
“So, uh, I locked the keys in the car.”
“Is the cat in a onesie?” “Uh, no?
“Can we please stop running? I think I’m dying.”
“You come here often?” “Well, I work here. So I think I’d have to say ‘yes’.”
“Aren’t we supposed to be working?”
“Give me attention.”
“YOU SAID TO BE HONEST STOP HITTING ME!”
“Okay, so maybe I didn’t see that coming.”
“I’m too sober for this.” “You don’t even drink.” “Maybe I should start.”
‘ we all have that one person who ruins your day by being alive. for me, it’s myself . ’ ft. @tarkcvskiy
“Te entiendo, suele pasarme, pero escucha... debes buscar a alguien que te arruine el día aún peor. Al menos así podrás culpar a la otra persona y no a ti.”
‘ i need $$$$$ not feelings. ’ ft. @raemarlon
“Hermano, es todo un mood.” Blue le contestó a su amigo mientras dejaba escapar un exagerado suspiro dramático. “¿De qué sirven los sentimientos? Nada, en cambio, el dinero sirve para todo. ¿Sabes lo cerca que estoy de buscar algún sugar daddy que me mantenga?”
huntergeurink:
❛ you look pretty miserable. ❜ — @ofblueisms.
No se había percatado de la jóven cerca de él, tampoco era como que prestara demasiada atención. Hunter ni siquiera sabía qué hacía en esa fogata repleta de gente que no conocía, pero ahí estaba, sin querer quedarse en casa con sus pensamientos a todo volumen. ‘’¿Qué?’’ Masculló, sin querer dar crédito a lo que oía. Ladeó el rostro para observar, ahora con más atención, a quién tenía al lado. ‘’¿Me hablas a mí?’’ Inquirió con ese semblante serio, arqueando una ceja hasta lucir desafiante.
El día había sido casi perfecto, con la temperatura ideal para pasarse la tarde en la playa, por lo que Blue había estado trabajando de más en la tienda así que una fogata se le antojaba la manera perfecta para relajarse en la mente de la rubia. Sentada con una cerveza en mano a una corta distancia del muchacho no pudo reprimir su comentario; si le preguntaran culparía al alcohol, pero honestamente, era la simple verdad. “Sí, te hablo a ti. El único que parece haber sido arrastrado aquí.” le dijo encogiéndose de hombros con la mayor despreocupación posible, ignorando su expresión al volver a hablar: “¿Acaso te trajeron contra tu voluntad o algo?”
fcksybil:
Era inevitable que las personas parasen a observar el espectáculo montado, pero con el estado de embriaguez en el que Sybil se encontraba, esta no hacía más que posar para los mirones del lugar. “ ¿Por qué me tengo que vestir? ” cuestiona, pero es el momento en el que alguien saca su teléfono para grabar que decide que ya era hora de marchar. Acepta la sudadera y se la coloca. “ Tú, hijo de puta, deja de grabar si no quieres que te rompa las piernas ” amenaza al susodicho, a lo que este simplemente ríe.
La rubia no podía evitar sentir algo de vergüenza ajena observando la situación en la que la joven se había metido, aparentemente, por un simple reto; no sería puritana y pretendería estar horrorizada sabiendo que ella también había tenido sus momentos bajo la influencia del alcohol. Pero nunca había llegado a ese punto. “Porque no creo que te guste acabar presa por conducta indecente.” contestó simplemente, ocupada en alejar mirones que se acercaban a la morena. “A ver, subnormal, como no dejes el maldito móvil te bajaré los dientes.” amenazó ella también al desconocido, en verdad molesta por su actitud.
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‘ my kink is getting some fuckin sleep. ’ ‘ omg here goes your lil crybaby ass. ’ ‘ the beatles wouldn’t even fucking exist if big time rush hadn’t paved the path for them so shut the fuck up. ’ ‘ don’t start buddy. don’t you dare. ’ ‘ gay rights? true, as a gay, i am always right. ’ ‘ not to vent, but: fuck. ’ ‘ the worst pain is to make small talk with someone you once told everything to. ’ ‘ i think i accidentally break my own heart a lot. ’ ‘ sometimes ‘brb’ stands for ‘be ready bitch’ so you have to be careful. ’ ‘ i want to kiss you in a way that makes you not want to kiss anyone else ever again. ’ ‘ shout out to the people who are still friends with me even though i’m a fucking idiot. ’ ‘ it’s safe to assume that at any given moment i want to go back to bed. ’ ‘ i’m a big fan of anything that will help me chill the fuck out. ’ ‘ i don’t go through people’s pictures on their phone cause i wasn’t raised in the jungle. ’ ‘ i think we, as a people, just need to have a glass of water. ’ ‘ i don’t have enough black clothes. ’ ‘ sweetie, i could sleep for ten years and i’d still be tired. ’ ‘ i would sleep so much better with your arms wrapped around me. ’ ‘ me??? tired??? sleepy??? yes, constantly. ’ ‘ i’m pb&j – petty, bitter, and jealous. ’ ‘ the fact that sloths aren’t extinct somehow proves that if you go at your own pace and mind your own fucking business you too can succeed. ’ ‘ i wish i could be the person i want to be, but i’m too tired. ’ ‘ i always look sleep deprived. is that hot? ’ ‘ just because there’s always room for improvement doesn’t mean you’ll never be good enough. ’ ‘ my heart is a soft and sensitive mess. ’ ‘ all i want is a big garden and no responsibilities. ’ ‘ honestly someone not liking beyonce is a deal breaker and not for any political reasons, but just like you’re probably, definitely really boring. ’ ‘ hey guys, i’m a huge fan of genuine love and affection. ’ ‘ now i’m falling asleep and she’s calling a crab and he’s having a smoke and she’s kissing the crab. ’ ‘ i’ve been ever since i heard ‘lonely’ by akon at 9 years-old. ’ ‘ my new years resolution is to stop. ’ ‘ i’m irritated cause i’m not lovable in a romantic soulmate way. ’ ‘ i hate knowing that people that ruined parts of me still live and function like nothing ever happened. ’ ‘ i know i’m cute, but you can remind me. ’ ‘ hey, just wondering, but are you fucking kidding me???? ’ ‘ i can’t wait to be in love with someone who is also deepfuck in love with me and we love each other forever n’ ever. ’ ‘ me? clingy? yes. please don’t leave me. ’ ‘ girlfriend application compatibility question: do you keep your depression pile on the bed or on the floor? ’ ‘ anything heart shaped is automatically 200% better. this is a fact. ’ ‘ today’s agenda: screaming into the abyss. ’ ‘ going from ‘today is a good day’ to ‘i hate my life’ takes me approximately 2.6 seconds. ’ ‘ everyone needs to wash their face and go to bed. ’ ‘ i’m worth so much more than the ways i’ve been treated. ’ ‘ hey, can i claim you guys as dependents on my taxes? ’ ‘ i really just ignore phone calls. like leave a message. i don’t check those either but like ’ ‘ i honestly just want to pack my bags and go travel the world and see and explore everything possible. ’ ‘ remember being little and thinking dandelions were fun or a pretty color or something and every adult in an 80 mile radius wouldn’t let you say that without screaming IT’S A WEED. ’ ‘ why did we just accept catdog? ’ ‘ my ‘stay in bed all day’ game’s too strong. ’ ‘ you deserve to be loved without having to hide the parts of yourself that you think are unlovable. ’ ‘ i always forget that i literally don’t owe anyone anything! ’ ‘ i wonder what it feels like to know what the fuck is going on. ’ ‘ honestly… us girls? us women? we always out here, knowin. ’ ‘ would an alien think i’m pretty? ’ ‘ i love boys, but only as a concept. ’ ‘ why do parents get mad when you sleep in all day? like i’m staying out of trouble and i’m not spending your money like what’s the issue here???? ’ ‘ i identify as an inconvenience to the world. ’ ‘ i seriously regret telling anyone, anything, ever lmao ’ ‘ dating me is like dating a five year-old. i need all of your attention and i’m cranky if i haven’t had a nap. ’ ‘ i’m literally tired of myself. ’ ‘ don’t introduce me to ur parents unless you plan on marrying me because they’re going to love me and ask about me for the rest of your life lol ’ ‘ what the hell is a straight person? only straight thing i know about is the edge of my beloved sword. ’ ‘ i highly recommend never having feelings. ’ ‘ self care is going into a cornfield at night to get abducted by aliens. ’ ‘ staying up late with another human is such a weird thing like you get this special bond and a what-is-this feeling ’ ‘ do u ever feel like ur not even friends with ur friends? ’ ‘ um no offense but whom’st’ve going to loveth me? ’ ‘ date a girl who fucks everything up. ’ ‘ not all who mcfreakin wander are mcfreakin lost. ’ ‘ i may legally be an adult but don’t be fooled. i have no idea what i’m doing. ’ ‘ a fun and interesting fact about me is that i’m a fucking idiot. ’ ‘ you can start again anytime! ’ ‘ all you can do is learn your lesson. there’s no point in wishing you had did differently. the past is the past. ’ ‘ i can’t believe an angel like me has to suffer so much. ’ ‘ you’re all so obsessed with love and being loved. what about just going to sleep? ’ ‘ i’m smart, but i do dumb shit anyway. ’ ‘ tbh i never deal with my emotions. i just let them ravage my body and then go to bed and then i wake up and do it all over again. ’ ‘ first of all: i don’t know shit, so jot that down. ’ ‘ i’ll just ¯\ _(ツ)_/¯ my way through life. ’ ‘ i’m tired of things costing money. ’ ‘ don’t you hate it when you’re dead inside and run out of apps to refresh? ’ ‘ who cares? do better, move on. ’ ‘ i don’t need a significant other. just a significant income. ’ ‘ appreciation for everyone who’s ever talked to me bc i’m annoying and dumb. ’ ‘ thnks fr th mntl llnss. ’ ‘ what hasn’t killed me has just made me overly sensitive and defensive. ’ ‘ i don’t know shit ya’ll!!!!! i’m just out here. ’ ‘ binge-watching is great until you run out of the show and have to start watching it weekly like some sort of medieval peasant. ’ ‘ i’m in the wrong realm and i think everyone can tell. ’ ‘ this might come as a shock but I’m Not Feelin too good my dudes. ’ ‘ i’m alive, but only ironically. ’ ‘ there she goes again being over dramatic and by she, i mean me. ’ ‘ do you ever feel like have tried Too Hard to a friend and now you have become That Obnoxious Weirdo? ’ ‘ lgbt: lasagna! garfield’s beloved treat. ’ ‘ my favorite phrase in the english language is ‘i shit you not.’ ’ ‘ i’m a real boring bitch! a snoozer! ’ ‘ i honestly look so good lounging in an oversized t-shirt and no pants. when will someone experience the blessing of domestic living w/ me? ’ ‘ you don’t understand how hard it is to take a selfie when you’re ugly. ’ ‘ you son of a mumford! ’ ‘ hi, i’m here to ruin everything. ’ ‘ you can tell a lot about a person by looking at their hands. for example, if it’s a skeleton hand then they’re dead. ’ ‘ the year is 2020 and i am found guilty of treason against the united states for vague blogging that i hate someone and donald trump thought it was about him. ’ ‘ everybody calm down, we’re going to be fine! :))) we’ve weathered worse than this! :) :) :) :) really all this panic just seems like a huge overreaction imho ’ ‘ no beta readers. we publish our crap writing like men. ’ ‘ i need $$$$$ not feelings. ’ ‘ ‘idk imma see’ = i ain’t coming, never was coming, never considered it, never gave it a single thought, only remembered cause you asked again. ’ ‘ oops, i don’t care lol ’ ‘ why girls always crop the halo out of their selfies? stop being so modest. we know the truth. ’ ‘ maurice, you’re not gonna fucking believe this, ’ ‘ i always get told i look like a bitch bc i’m always glaring while i walk, but i’m not glaring, i’m squinting. i have sensitive eyes. they’re watering. ’ ‘ concept: it’s 3 am. candle lit room. a record is spinning. you’re kissing me. we have no worries in the world. we’re warm and content. ’ ‘ i need to go into the forest and scream for an hour and a half. ’ ‘ pls kill all men who yell at girls from cars. ’ ‘ life really isn’t what i expected it to be. less quicksand. almost no quicksand to be honest. lots of metaphorical quicksand tho. ’ ‘ i have a question for u: like are u done… like is it over? ’ ‘ we all have that one person who ruins your day by being alive. ’ ‘ we all have that one person who ruins your day by being alive. for me, it’s myself. ’ ‘ whenever i see police i always try not to act suspicious and fail internally even though i never did anything wrong. ’ ‘ new years resolution: less bitter, more glitter. ’
S N A P — ¡ b l u e !
raemarlon:
ahmars: 🤧 una vida muy ocupada 🤧 ahmars: the audacity, THE CLOWNERY 🤡 ahmars: mhm cuantos amigos DE VDAD tienes ??????
likethesea: you ain’t fun my dude !!! likethesea: NONE ZERO OK ?!?!?!?!? likethesea: creía que tú eras uno !1!!1 likethesea: pero vienes y me atacas y nOPE likethesea: we r done, O V E R 👋🏼
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@ofblueisms // 🤟🤙
S N A P — ¡ b l u e !
raemarlon:
ahmars: ESTUPIDA MIS SENTIMIENTOS, IDIOTA!!!!!! ahmars: D O N D E ESTAS :( ahmars: abandonas a tu único amigo, que cagada
likethesea: MIRA NIÑO tengo una vida muy ocupada likethesea: además de ti, no puedo estar 24/7 contigo likethesea: y que te de tantos free pass likethesea: no significa que seas mI UNICO AMIGO :( likethesea: pero mira, un besito pa que no me eches tanto de menos
snap → blue
fcksybil:
fcksybil: pues yo le estoy cogiendo el gustillo fcksybil: claro que estudio una mierda con tanta tensión sexual reunida en una misma sala fcksybil: pero tampoco es como si estudiase en casa, así que… fcksybil: vente conmigo la próxima vez, seguro que arrasas
likethesea: ya, claro, me imagino que sí likethesea: bueno, yo no estudio de ninguna manera así que count me in!! likethesea: seré tu... apoyo moral, mientras ‘estudias’
snap → blue
fcksybil:
fcksybil: hoy he descubierto que la biblioteca es mejor que el tinder fcksybil: he ido a estudiar y he salido con cinco números ( @ofblueisms )
likethesea: oh wow, un increíble descubrimiento en realidad likethesea: y explicaría porqué yo /no/ tengo cinco números nuevos likethesea: no he visitado la biblioteca en meses
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‘ my kink is getting some fuckin sleep. ’ ‘ omg here goes your lil crybaby ass. ’ ‘ the beatles wouldn’t even fucking exist if big time rush hadn’t paved the path for them so shut the fuck up. ’ ‘ don’t start buddy. don’t you dare. ’ ‘ gay rights? true, as a gay, i am always right. ’ ‘ not to vent, but: fuck. ’ ‘ the worst pain is to make small talk with someone you once told everything to. ’ ‘ i think i accidentally break my own heart a lot. ’ ‘ sometimes ‘brb’ stands for ‘be ready bitch’ so you have to be careful. ’ ‘ i want to kiss you in a way that makes you not want to kiss anyone else ever again. ’ ‘ shout out to the people who are still friends with me even though i’m a fucking idiot. ’ ‘ it’s safe to assume that at any given moment i want to go back to bed. ’ ‘ i’m a big fan of anything that will help me chill the fuck out. ’ ‘ i don’t go through people’s pictures on their phone cause i wasn’t raised in the jungle. ’ ‘ i think we, as a people, just need to have a glass of water. ’ ‘ i don’t have enough black clothes. ’ ‘ sweetie, i could sleep for ten years and i’d still be tired. ’ ‘ i would sleep so much better with your arms wrapped around me. ’ ‘ me??? tired??? sleepy??? yes, constantly. ’ ‘ i’m pb&j – petty, bitter, and jealous. ’ ‘ the fact that sloths aren’t extinct somehow proves that if you go at your own pace and mind your own fucking business you too can succeed. ’ ‘ i wish i could be the person i want to be, but i’m too tired. ’ ‘ i always look sleep deprived. is that hot? ’ ‘ just because there’s always room for improvement doesn’t mean you’ll never be good enough. ’ ‘ my heart is a soft and sensitive mess. ’ ‘ all i want is a big garden and no responsibilities. ’ ‘ honestly someone not liking beyonce is a deal breaker and not for any political reasons, but just like you’re probably, definitely really boring. ’ ‘ hey guys, i’m a huge fan of genuine love and affection. ’ ‘ now i’m falling asleep and she’s calling a crab and he’s having a smoke and she’s kissing the crab. ’ ‘ i’ve been ever since i heard ‘lonely’ by akon at 9 years-old. ’ ‘ my new years resolution is to stop. ’ ‘ i’m irritated cause i’m not lovable in a romantic soulmate way. ’ ‘ i hate knowing that people that ruined parts of me still live and function like nothing ever happened. ’ ‘ i know i’m cute, but you can remind me. ’ ‘ hey, just wondering, but are you fucking kidding me???? ’ ‘ i can’t wait to be in love with someone who is also deepfuck in love with me and we love each other forever n’ ever. ’ ‘ me? clingy? yes. please don’t leave me. ’ ‘ girlfriend application compatibility question: do you keep your depression pile on the bed or on the floor? ’ ‘ anything heart shaped is automatically 200% better. this is a fact. ’ ‘ today’s agenda: screaming into the abyss. ’ ‘ going from ‘today is a good day’ to ‘i hate my life’ takes me approximately 2.6 seconds. ’ ‘ everyone needs to wash their face and go to bed. ’ ‘ i’m worth so much more than the ways i’ve been treated. ’ ‘ hey, can i claim you guys as dependents on my taxes? ’ ‘ i really just ignore phone calls. like leave a message. i don’t check those either but like ’ ‘ i honestly just want to pack my bags and go travel the world and see and explore everything possible. ’ ‘ remember being little and thinking dandelions were fun or a pretty color or something and every adult in an 80 mile radius wouldn’t let you say that without screaming IT’S A WEED. ’ ‘ why did we just accept catdog? ’ ‘ my ‘stay in bed all day’ game’s too strong. ’ ‘ you deserve to be loved without having to hide the parts of yourself that you think are unlovable. ’ ‘ i always forget that i literally don’t owe anyone anything! ’ ‘ i wonder what it feels like to know what the fuck is going on. ’ ‘ honestly… us girls? us women? we always out here, knowin. ’ ‘ would an alien think i’m pretty? ’ ‘ i love boys, but only as a concept. ’ ‘ why do parents get mad when you sleep in all day? like i’m staying out of trouble and i’m not spending your money like what’s the issue here???? ’ ‘ i identify as an inconvenience to the world. ’ ‘ i seriously regret telling anyone, anything, ever lmao ’ ‘ dating me is like dating a five year-old. i need all of your attention and i’m cranky if i haven’t had a nap. ’ ‘ i’m literally tired of myself. ’ ‘ don’t introduce me to ur parents unless you plan on marrying me because they’re going to love me and ask about me for the rest of your life lol ’ ‘ what the hell is a straight person? only straight thing i know about is the edge of my beloved sword. ’ ‘ i highly recommend never having feelings. ’ ‘ self care is going into a cornfield at night to get abducted by aliens. ’ ‘ staying up late with another human is such a weird thing like you get this special bond and a what-is-this feeling ’ ‘ do u ever feel like ur not even friends with ur friends? ’ ‘ um no offense but whom’st’ve going to loveth me? ’ ‘ date a girl who fucks everything up. ’ ‘ not all who mcfreakin wander are mcfreakin lost. ’ ‘ i may legally be an adult but don’t be fooled. i have no idea what i’m doing. ’ ‘ a fun and interesting fact about me is that i’m a fucking idiot. ’ ‘ you can start again anytime! ’ ‘ all you can do is learn your lesson. there’s no point in wishing you had did differently. the past is the past. ’ ‘ i can’t believe an angel like me has to suffer so much. ’ ‘ you’re all so obsessed with love and being loved. what about just going to sleep? ’ ‘ i’m smart, but i do dumb shit anyway. ’ ‘ tbh i never deal with my emotions. i just let them ravage my body and then go to bed and then i wake up and do it all over again. ’ ‘ first of all: i don’t know shit, so jot that down. ’ ‘ i’ll just ¯\ _(ツ)_/¯ my way through life. ’ ‘ i’m tired of things costing money. ’ ‘ don’t you hate it when you’re dead inside and run out of apps to refresh? ’ ‘ who cares? do better, move on. ’ ‘ i don’t need a significant other. just a significant income. ’ ‘ appreciation for everyone who’s ever talked to me bc i’m annoying and dumb. ’ ‘ thnks fr th mntl llnss. ’ ‘ what hasn’t killed me has just made me overly sensitive and defensive. ’ ‘ i don’t know shit ya’ll!!!!! i’m just out here. ’ ‘ binge-watching is great until you run out of the show and have to start watching it weekly like some sort of medieval peasant. ’ ‘ i’m in the wrong realm and i think everyone can tell. ’ ‘ this might come as a shock but I’m Not Feelin too good my dudes. ’ ‘ i’m alive, but only ironically. ’ ‘ there she goes again being over dramatic and by she, i mean me. ’ ‘ do you ever feel like have tried Too Hard to a friend and now you have become That Obnoxious Weirdo? ’ ‘ lgbt: lasagna! garfield’s beloved treat. ’ ‘ my favorite phrase in the english language is ‘i shit you not.’ ’ ‘ i’m a real boring bitch! a snoozer! ’ ‘ i honestly look so good lounging in an oversized t-shirt and no pants. when will someone experience the blessing of domestic living w/ me? ’ ‘ you don’t understand how hard it is to take a selfie when you’re ugly. ’ ‘ you son of a mumford! ’ ‘ hi, i’m here to ruin everything. ’ ‘ you can tell a lot about a person by looking at their hands. for example, if it’s a skeleton hand then they’re dead. ’ ‘ the year is 2020 and i am found guilty of treason against the united states for vague blogging that i hate someone and donald trump thought it was about him. ’ ‘ everybody calm down, we’re going to be fine! :))) we’ve weathered worse than this! :) :) :) :) really all this panic just seems like a huge overreaction imho ’ ‘ no beta readers. we publish our crap writing like men. ’ ‘ i need $$$$$ not feelings. ’ ‘ ‘idk imma see’ = i ain’t coming, never was coming, never considered it, never gave it a single thought, only remembered cause you asked again. ’ ‘ oops, i don’t care lol ’ ‘ why girls always crop the halo out of their selfies? stop being so modest. we know the truth. ’ ‘ maurice, you’re not gonna fucking believe this, ’ ‘ i always get told i look like a bitch bc i’m always glaring while i walk, but i’m not glaring, i’m squinting. i have sensitive eyes. they’re watering. ’ ‘ concept: it’s 3 am. candle lit room. a record is spinning. you’re kissing me. we have no worries in the world. we’re warm and content. ’ ‘ i need to go into the forest and scream for an hour and a half. ’ ‘ pls kill all men who yell at girls from cars. ’ ‘ life really isn’t what i expected it to be. less quicksand. almost no quicksand to be honest. lots of metaphorical quicksand tho. ’ ‘ i have a question for u: like are u done… like is it over? ’ ‘ we all have that one person who ruins your day by being alive. ’ ‘ we all have that one person who ruins your day by being alive. for me, it’s myself. ’ ‘ whenever i see police i always try not to act suspicious and fail internally even though i never did anything wrong. ’ ‘ new years resolution: less bitter, more glitter. ’
raemarlon:
jvdcnct:
Al entrar en la tienda, se cruzó de brazos por un momento mirando a su hijo, había tantas cosas que quería decirle por su irresponsabilidad de no llamar al 911… Pero estaba claro que en ese momento era la persona menos capacitada del mundo para hablar sobre responsabilidad con lo que acababa de hacer—. Me creo el padre de un pequeño idiota que debería haber llamado a emergencias para que a su padre no le gritase el imbécil del capitán —dijo antes de suspirar y darle un pequeño apretón en el hombro como muestra de cariño, no sabía si un abrazo era pasarse—. Me alegra ver que estás de una sola pieza —susurró manteniendo la mano en su hombro. Necesitaba asegurarse de que estaba ahí, de que no había pasado nada. Dirigió su atención entonces a la chica, dedicándole una pequeña sonrisa—. El gusto es mío, Blue… Aunque mejor llámame Jude, ¿vale? —comentó inicialmente, no se acostumbraba a eso de que le llamasen señor—. Bueno, no podía dejar que os pasara algo cuando podía evitarlo… Pero aquí tu amigo va a tener que fregar los suelos del parque por mí como compensación. (@raemarlon)
La mano del mayor en su hombro lo reconforto, acostumbrado ya a que Jude le mostraba su cariño por medio de acciones mas que con palabras. No se quejaba, el era igual, siempre usando pequeños gestos que delataban cuando queria a alguien. Estuvo en silencio mientras su padre y su amiga intercambiaban palabras, riendo cuando el mayor pidio que no lo llamaran mayor. ‘’Es que lo haces sentir viejo y el quiere sentirse de veinte por siempre, ¿Verdad, Jude?’’ Levanto ambas cejas, provovocandolo mientras sonreia. Le encantaba molestar al mayor. Lo siguiente lo dejo helado, ¿tenia que hacer que? Ni en sueños. ‘’Lo siento, teniente, pero se le fundio el cerebro. – Yo no friego ni el suelo de mi casa, mucho menos el de una estacion de Bomberos; paso.’’ Nego con la cabeza antes de moverse hasta la rubia y rodearla con un brazo, atrapandola en un abrazo de lado. ‘’Pero aqui te tengo a la candidata perfecta.’’ @ofblueisms
El intercambio de su amigo con su padre se le antojaba de lo más entretenido - aunque era la primera vez que los veía no podía negar el parecido en la actitud del mayor con la de su amigo además de las similitudes físicas que encontraba cuanto más tiempo compartían. Una nueva sonrisa ocupó sus labios mientras asentía en respuesta al pedido de Jude, teniendo que reír por lo bajo gracias al comentario de Marlon. “Lo importante es mantenerse joven en el interior, no le faltes el respeto así a tu padre.” reprimió al chico en broma mirándolo con su ceño fruncido, claramente aliviada ahora que el problema del animal se había resuelto. Su risa aumentó al conocer el castigo que recibiría él. “Tienes razón Jude, le dije que llamara a emergencias. Necesita aprender límites.” en fingido tono serio se mostró de acuerdo, aunque una mueca sorprendida ocupó su rostro ante lo último de Marlon. “¿Que yo qué? Oh, lo haría con gusto, pero tengo que ocuparme de este lugar. Ese es tú deber, cariño.” le contestó dándole unas pequeñas palmaditas en el pecho. ( @jvdcnct )
shhani:
“quiero creer que no” pero la situación se tornaba cada vez más caótica y no le extrañaría que así sucediera. mientras tanto, cuando vio la gran M del logo a lo lejos, tomó la mano de la blonda y casi que correteó hasta la fila. “¿me compras una cajita feliz?” bromista, imploró como si de un infante se tratara y pasó a observar las pantallas con el menú, “mentira, tengo más hambre que un oso, si no es una triple que no sea nada”.
decidió ignorar el primer comentario de su acompañante simplemente porque la idea le aterraba solo un poquito y especialmente siendo que podría ser algo que realmente podría suceder dada la situación. el entusiasmo ajeno al divisar el negocio fue una distracción bienvenida, sin poder reprimir las risas que escapaban de sus labios en cuanto llegaron al mismo. “ajá, ¿y cuántas cajitas feliz necesitarías?” cuestionó alzando su ceja, conociendo el apetito de la morena sabía que solo una no sería suficiente. “no menciones animales, tal vez alguien te escucha y comienza el pánico.” le reprendió en un tono burlón, finalmente haciendo el pedido para ambas en cuanto fue su turno.
