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case group chat meme

"see you on the other side. the dEATH SIDE"

"sINCE WHEN HAVE YOU HAD A SISTER"

"i'm being david shamed"

"it's the american me"

"i hate watching shows with healthy positive loving families"

"yeah i'm the coolest obviously"

"these lesbians"

"why do people like fizzy juice"

"i was the best at forward rolls"

"sausage rolls were more my thing"

"TOP OF THE PYRAMID BITCHES"

"if you want to dress like a grandma from the fifties, feel free, just don't do it near me"

"wow are justin timberlake and britney spears dating? no? so why the fuck are you dressing like you're in the nineties?"

"how many people is she making out with these days?"

"get your jealous ass outta here"

"i'm all about crashing parties"

"a full stop? like what is a comma? a half stop?"

"just because you're chill doesn't mean we have to be"

"there would be a lot less food and a lot more death"

"ok yeah how are you alive"

"jack le crack, computer hack"

"okay i care just sometimes i forget names"

"starbucks messed up my name"

"help my dog is existing"

"you're the nicest asshole i have ever met"

"i am a lumberjack fantasy"

"they don't wash the car and end up making out instead"

"he doesn't wash cars he just throws them"

"i will die and take them with me"

"it's the equivalent of us yelling in the house all the time and they're there they just never reply"

"i can't drive plus i don't know how buses work"

"i just did some daring driving!"

"all day is jam time"

"i'm not a kiddo i'm a spouseo"

"I'M NOT A PERVERT I'M A GOD"

"gods are not supposed to get drunk!"

"his hand just got defiled and he has to perform an exorcism now"

"what kind of god cries"

"who wouldn't cry in this economy"

"okay the god's weapon just turned into a person"

"you're making me wanna watch anime"

"i'd like to delete my dog"

"i drank ants before"

"i'm scared of chickens"

"i'm not a human i'm a bundle of scared in a human form"

"remind me to never meet your dad or come to your house"

"you start dying when the bullet goes through your skull"

"don't sCIENCE ME SCIENCE ISN'T REAL"

"you die from when you're born"

"every second is a second closer to your last"

"no like the baby breathing way"

"let me christen your child and i'll pay for a round of beer"

"I WANT A DIVORCE"

"i'm in love with vivaldi"

"like i have to interact with them because face. hands. arms."

"it's something in my head about invisibility putting invisible patches on you"

"oh that is a dead person"

#(( most of these. are me. ))#triumphantiisms #dekkaiisms #ofgenius #ofcures #irlhcro #&&memes

(ofsmackle liked x)

“Welcome to Perdido Beach; where our motto is ‘radiation? what radiation?’”

#(( HEY YESSY GUESS WHO THIS IS ))#ofsmackle #&&verse: the next minute he was gone (gone)

(redcxates liked x)

“The phrase ‘ninth graders with machine guns’ isn’t exactly followed by ‘have a nice day’” Sam shrugged, half smiling at her, trying to make things less awkward. He assumed she went to Coates, he hadn’t seen her around at school anyway. “So yeah, we don’t want anything like that happening.”

#redcxates #(( hey!! hope this is okay!! ))#&&verse: and the next minute he was gone (gone)

(mindbehindblonde liked x)

“You want to stop saying ‘normal people’ like that?”

#(( hey!! it's emily from over at floatinaboat! ))#(( also this doesn't have to be in gone canon but it can be if you want! ))#&&verse: unknown

STARTER CALL!

most likely gone quotes, b/c i’m rereading the series

#(( also i would kill for an edilio or a quinn jsyk ))#(( bu t anyway ))#&&starter call

ofgenius:

ofbrighthands

She’s just going to play with his fingers as he sleeps.

He had never been what anyone would call a heavy sleeper, so after a few minutes of her doing so, he opened his eyes with a yawn.

“what time is it?”

#(( im literally thirteen days late ))#(( fuck is it canon that he's a light sleeper ))#(( you know what. fu ck it i dont have time to rererereread the series to look at mr bright hands sleeping habits ))#&&verse: unknown

send me a ☯ for a brotp meme

because honestly, where's the love for our platonic sweethearts?

who's older?:

who's more protective?:

what's their origin?: (how did they become brotp)

what are four words to describe their relationship?:

how does each one feel when the other gets into a romatic relationship?: do they get jealous? are they super protective? proud of their friend getting out there??

list three problems that they've encountered in their time together:

how often do they fight?:

what would their biggest fight be about?:

nicknames/terms of endearment?:

how long will they last?: do they fall out a few months after friendship blooms? do they laugh at their respective grandchildren together while looking over photos from decades ago?

how well do they know each other?:

which of the two is more: violent, expressive, affectionate, irritable, intelligent, attractive, kind

are there any chances of them n o t staying platonic?:

how would they react if the other were to die?:

what extent would one half of the brotp go for the other?:

list headcanons for them based around: a slide, a laptop, winter, coca-cola, braiding hair, shoes, two of your choice.

#&&memes #(( LOOK WHO IS HERE ))

triumphantiisms:

‘ sorry brother - i’m sure you know that isn’t my STYLE. ‘ he had tried diana’s plan, but his own was beginning to take form. ‘ besides, i hear drake has been playing robin hood. stealing from the rich, taking for the poor and all that. ‘

“since when? and you know i... we leave drake out of it. besides- he doesn’t seem like the ROBIN HOOD type.”

#triumphantiisms #&&verse: hungry in the dark

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trixngulum:

kenzyshipseverything:

nicckpetricca:

this video is actually my favorite thing in the entire world and nothing can ever top it.

Imagine your otp

decifurthis

#&&otp: she was his and he was hers and this was their world (sam/astrid)#(( HE WOULD ))

triumphantiisms:

‘ you give us food, and i’ll hold off from perdido beach. ‘ the charismatic smile upon his lips that contrasted his dark eyes - how unfortunate it would be if he R E F U S E D. but caine was well aware that sam would be distrusting of his intentions.

“how about- you hold off from perdido beach anyway. and we maybe give you food?” sam wasn’t stupid, he knew caine was planning on tricking him into (probably) taking all they had.

#&&verse: hungry in the dark #triumphantiisms

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