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"scan complete; your pupils are dilated, speech is slurred, your walking pattern is also staggered. diagnosis; intoxication."
BAEMAX GIVE ME A SICK BEAT
[starts beatboxing]
fiRST THINGS FIRST, I'M A ROBOT
“uh, baymax ? are you okay ? should i run a virus scan?”
"h-h-haaat." now he's just staring at tadashi's baseball cap and swatting at it.
{ hiro }:
❛Geez, now that would’ve been a shock.❜
Hiro, this is not the time for bad puns.
blink... blink
"indeed, the defibrillators built into my hands are used to resuscitate people through an electric pulse, you most likely would have fainted."
”uh … i didn’t ask you to scan me, but “
“never mind ! what’s your diagnosis ?”
"diagnosis; hello! i 'm b-b-baymax!!"
Reblog if you ship Tadahoney
╠═╡ofcaare╞═╣
❛Whoa, whoa, whoa! Baymax! It’s an expression!❜
his hands remain in the air, palms glowing blue. he blinks, and then lowers his hands with an
"oh"
a large, white hand is moved in a circular motion. "hello, i am baymax, your personal healthcare com- panion. i was alerted to the need of medical atten- tion when you said 'ow'. on a scale of one to ten, how would you rate your pain?"
"Need some help there, Baymax?" Tadashi chuckled a bit as he watched the robot struggle to pick up the pen that was just underneath his foot. Stepping forward from his corner, he bent over to pick up the pen, allowing the robot to move forward. "Better?"
baymax blinks, stands up straight, turns his head to the side with the sound of a gentle mechanical whir. he blinks again. "Yes. Thank you, Tadashi."
baymax had this problem where he couldn't walk if there was even a single thing in his way. in this case, it was a pen. just underfoot, he kept leaning to pick it up, but his short, chubby fingers couldn't reach it.
"it will be alright, there there."
+ invxntive +
"scanning-"
"scan complete!!"
”ow! yes! d’you have any band-aids? my scan says that band-aids are the right cure for papercuts.”
seemingly out of nowhere, baymax pulls out a band-aid. he then peels off the wrapper, covering the small cut with the adhesive plastic.
"are you satisfied with your care?"
”agh! zero! i’m fine! it’s just a papercut, buddy.”
"does it hurt when i touch it?"
"on a scale of one to ten, how would you rate your pain?"
"tadashi give me strength"
+ ofinvisibilityx +
"scan complete"
after having checked her up and down, he holds up a finger and promptly begins to list off problems he found in her scan.
"--diagnosis; anxiety."