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on a scale of one to ten, how would you rate your pain? [indie selective baymax blog from big hero 6]

[ofcaare-blog]

          "scan complete;            your pupils are dilated, speech            is slurred, your walking pattern            is also staggered. diagnosis;            intoxication."

[ofcaare-blog]

BAEMAX GIVE ME A SICK BEAT

              [starts beatboxing]

             fiRST THINGS FIRST, I'M A             ROBOT

[invxntive-deactivated20191226]

             “uh, baymax ? are you okay ? should i run a virus scan?”

[ofcaare-blog]

          "h-h-haaat."                       now he's just staring                       at tadashi's baseball                       cap and swatting at it.

[ofcaare-blog]

{ hiro }:

     ❛Geez, now that      would’ve been a shock.❜

                    Hiro, this is not the time for bad puns.

               blink... blink

                        "indeed, the defibrillators                           built into my hands are                          used to resuscitate people                          through an electric pulse,                           you most likely would have                          fainted."

[invxntive-deactivated20191226]

       ”uh … i didn’t ask you to scan me, but       “

            “never mind ! what’s your diagnosis ?”

[ofcaare-blog]

          "diagnosis; hello! i 'm            b-b-baymax!!"

[honeylemonicetea-archive]

Reblog if you ship Tadahoney

[waymxre-deactivated20150118]

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[waymxre-deactivated20150118]

     ❛Whoa, whoa, whoa!      Baymax! It’s an expression!❜

[ofcaare-blog]

          his hands remain           in the air, palms           glowing blue. he           blinks, and then           lowers his hands           with an

                       "oh"

[ofcaare-blog]

          a large, white hand is moved           in a circular motion.                                         "hello, i am baymax, your                                         personal healthcare com-                                         panion. i was alerted to                                         the need of medical atten-                                         tion when you said 'ow'.                                         on a scale of one to ten,                                         how would you rate your                                         pain?"

[newxangle-deactivated20150128]

"Need some help there, Baymax?"  Tadashi chuckled a bit as he watched the robot struggle to pick up the pen that was just underneath his foot.  Stepping forward from his corner, he bent over to pick up the pen, allowing the robot to move forward.  "Better?"

[ofcaare-blog]

                    baymax blinks, stands up straight,                     turns his head to the side with the                     sound of a gentle mechanical whir.                     he blinks again. "Yes. Thank you,                     Tadashi."

[ofcaare-blog]

                    baymax had this problem                     where he couldn't walk if                     there was even a single                     thing in his way. in this                     case, it was a pen. just                     underfoot,  he kept                     leaning to pick it up, but                     his short, chubby fingers                     couldn't reach it.

[ofcaare-blog]

               "it will be alright,                 there       there."

[ofcaare-blog]

+ invxntive +

               "scanning-"

               "scan complete!!"

[hiroicdeeds-blog]

     ”ow! yes! d’you have any band-aids?       my scan says that band-aids are the       right cure for papercuts.”

[ofcaare-blog]

               seemingly out of nowhere, baymax                pulls out a band-aid. he then peels                off the wrapper, covering the small                cut with the adhesive plastic.

     "are you satisfied       with your care?"

[hiroicdeeds-blog]

     ”agh! zero! i’m fine! it’s just a papercut,       buddy.”

[ofcaare-blog]

                "does it hurt when                  i touch it?"         

[ofcaare-blog]

               "on a scale of one to ten,                how would you rate your                pain?"

[ofcaare-blog]

                  "tadashi give me strength"

[ofcaare-blog]

+ ofinvisibilityx +

                   "scan complete"

          after having checked           her up and down, he           holds up a finger and           promptly begins to            list off problems he           found in her scan.

                    "--diagnosis; anxiety."