“Don’t call me sweetheart, that’s   fucking weird. And I don’t have   any issues.”
  “Our therapist sure thinks   differently, sweetheart.”
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  “Don’t call me sweetheart, that’s   fucking weird. And I don’t have   any issues.”
  “Our therapist sure thinks   differently, sweetheart.”
  “That happened one time    after the incident, don’t    even.”
  “You lit a fly on fire, sweetheart.   You obviously have some issues.”
  “We’re camping, Issy. Being one   with nature, starting fires, and   exploring the forest…”
  “You’re excited now, but as soon   as you see a fly, you’re gonna   freak the fuck out.”
  “Isaac, why the fuck are we out here?!”
“You’re too young to sit with the adults, so what ever will you do?”
  “Go to a better party, of course. With booze and hot people.”
“Yeah, actually! Were you hoping for an invite? Because I think we’re pretty much full with all the wolves and coyotes around.”
  “No, I’m too tall to sit at the kids’ table.”
“If I don’t then I have to take responsibility, and that’s not on my to-do list right now.”
  “And what is on your to-do list? Playing with   barbie dolls and having tea parties with your   stuffed animals?”
“I’m sorry, I think it’s genetics.”
  “You can’t blame everything on genetics, sweetheart.”  Â
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“I don’t, personally. You look really pale though..so I’d suggest you drink some. A gallon would be good.”
  “You are a rude tiny little person.”
Medical RP Starters!
"You don't look so hot."
"Let me help you up."
"You're not going looking like that!"
"Okay...hospital. Now."
"Back to bed."
"I'm dizzy."
"I think I broke my wrist."
"Here. Rinse your mouth."
"Are you sure you're okay? No. No, you're not. Get back in the house."
"Maybe you should get going."
"What the hell happened to you?!"
"I can't breathe."
"Holy shit, you're turning blue!"
"You need to lie down."
"I need to lie down."
"Hey. Can you hear me? You had a seizure."
"If you get me sick, I swear to God--"
"Hey--Look at me!"
"Tell me where it hurts."
"Why are you so scared of the doctor?"
"I need some help over here!"
"Ow!"
"Do you need some water?"
"Is that blood?"
"Are you choking?"
"Can you hear me?"
"What...what happened?"
"I burned myself pretty bad.."
"You burned yourself pretty bad.."
"We need to go to the hospital. Now."
"You feel warm."
"104 fever?"
"Frog in your throat?"
"Are you alright? You look pale."
"Hey--you passed out."
"Stop it. You're limping."
"Where's your inhaler?"
"Do you know where my inhaler is?"
"Your arm is not supposed to bend like that."
"How long have you had that cough?"
"Let me get you a trash can."
"I think it's bedtime for you."
"You can't walk on that ankle. Let me carry you."
"Do you have any pepto bismol?"
"How long have you been throwing up?"
"I can't stop throwing up."
"What did you do to yourself?"
"Is that blood on your shirt?"
25 Pregnancy/Baby Starters
Do you want to have a baby?
I’m pregnant.
You’re pregnant.
I heard that you’re going to be a parent.
I’m gonna be a parent.
We’re going to be parents.
When’s the baby due?
What if I’m a bad parent?
I have to visit the doctor to check on the baby.
I can feel them kicking.
I’m craving again.
What are you craving this time?
Would you like to be a godparent?
I’m due any day now.
They woke me up in the middle of the night again.
You’ll make a great parent.
The baby is coming!
My water broke.
They’re beautiful.
They have your eyes
It’s your turn to change the diaper.
___ is crying again.
Do you think ___ is hungry?
They finally fell asleep.
Can you watch ___ for a few minutes?
Send me a sentence for my muse's reaction
"Are you even listening to me?"
"Are you even listening to yourself?"
"Are you sure they won’t find out?”
"Are you sure this is legal?”
"Are you sure you know what you’re doing?”
"Are you threatening me?"
"Be mine."
"Can you be anymore obvious?"
"Do I know you?"
"Do you love me?"
"Do you remember this?"
"Do you trust me?"
"Don’t go."
"Don’t let me die"
"Don’t look at me like that."
"Don’t make me beg.”
"Don’t you dare come near me!"
"Don’t you dare."
"Explain yourself."
"For you, I would _____"
"Give it back."
"Give me another chance."
"Have you ever even done this before?"
"How drunk are you right now?"
"I already regret this."
"I am not wearing that.”
"I can’t believe you missed that."
"I can’t do this anymore."
"I can’t even look at you."
"I could kill you!"
"I dare you." or "I dare you to _____."
"I didn’t do it.""
"I didn’t know you could do that."
"I don’t want to look at you right now.”
"I guess this is goodbye.”
"I hate you."
"I have to go."
"I just want to cuddle."
"I know your secret.”
"I love you, but I really wish I didn’t.”
"I love you."
"I miss you so very much."
"I missed you."
"I need a drink."
"I need a hug."
"I never really loved you."
"I owe you."
"I think I broke it."
"I think I’m falling in love with you. "
"I think I’m forgetting something."
"I think it’s broken.”
"I trust you."
"I want to be yours."
"I want to try this thing I read in a book.”
"I want you. Naked. In my bed. Now."
"I’ll be there in five minutes.”


”This is really inappropriate.”
"I’m all for spicing thing’s up, but isn’t this a bit much?”
"I’m bad for you.”
"I’m dying."
"I’m going to be sick."
"I’m not speaking to you anymore."
"I’m pregnant and it’s yours."
"I’ve never heard that one before."
"If you stay quiet, no one will know.”
"Is that my shirt?"
"It was me"
"It’s so beautiful.”
"It’s time to choose.”
"Just five more minutes."
"Just go."
"Just leave me alone."
"Just let me die."
"Just relax."
"Just what did we do last night?"
"Kiss me you idiot."
"Kiss me."
"Like you even care."
"Little too late, don't you think?"
"Make me."
"Marry me?"
"My Parents don’t know"
"My parents know.""
"Never again."
"Nh, don’t be so rough!"
"No, that can’t be my baby."
"No! You can’t die on me now!"
"Obviously there is something between us."
"Of all the things i've heard, that hurt the most."
"Put it away.”
"Put your trousers on!"
"Put. The. Weapon. Down."
"Quiet, I am trying to think."
"Relax, I have a plan."
"Really?"
"Shut up and listen."
"Take responsibility."
"That isn’t mine."
"That looked easier on TV."
"That sounds painful."
"That was a bad plan."
"That’s mine!”
"That’s the cheesiest pickup line I’ve ever heard."
"They’re coming.”
"This seems familiar."
"This stays between us."
"Truth hurts, don’t it?"
"Unbelievable. I can't believe you right now."
"Very good, you had me fooled."
"Want to hear a secret?"
"We need to talk."
"We’re moving too fast.”
"Well that was unexpected."
"What are we doing here?"
"What are you afraid of?"
"What are you touching?"
"What are you?"
"What do you need?"
"What happened to you?"
"What have I done this time?"
"What if someone catches us?”
"What sort of noise was that?”
"What the hell do you think you’re doing?"
"What were you thinking?"
"Where are my clothes?"
"Where did you find this?"
"Where do you even find this sort of thing?”
"Where were you?"
"Who’d have guessed you could pull such a face?”
"Why are you wearing that?"
"Why yes, I am as think as you drunk I am."
"You could have died!”
"You could have killed someone!"
"You coward."
"You don’t need to be so gentle.”
"You drive me crazy!"
"You have ten minutes, so make it quick.”
"You lied to me!"
"You mean everything to me."
"You owe me."
"You. Come. Snuggle. NOW!"
"You’re all out of ____."
"You’re an idiot.”
"You’re bad for me.”
"You’re dead to me."
"You’re really good at this…”
"You’re so weird.""
"You’re under arrest."
  “They were half gone when I got to them.”
  “So you ate the other half of my Oreos?”
   “Not all of them.” She looked at her innocently. “Just some.”
  “You sure about that?”
 Allison quickly choked them down enough to speak. “Nothing.”
  “What you literally just swallowed is nothing.” She shook her head. “You ate all of my Oreos, didn’t you?”
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     “No…” Her muffled voice said otherwise, her voice obstructed by the mentioned Oreos.
  “Then what’s in your mouth, hm?” Those are definitely her Oreos.Â
  “You’re not six feet tall, Issy.    Maybe 5′10″, but definitely   not six feet.”
  “Oh my God! Isaac, this is not   about my height! This is about   the fact that you always put   the topper on the Christmas   tree!”