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anyways you can find me on discord, if interested : hybernating spy.#9966
anyways what about a soft plotting call where you put a name on this post and i go to your ims / discord and we try to think of a thread or dynamic or something
i’m gonna get to putting stuff into my queue today, but just a reference since this blog is sorta low-activity due to my own feeble attention span that you can also find me on discord
christmas / holiday starters
Feel free to change pronouns or anything else !
at a party
“Woah, someone drank too much egg nog.”
“Look, I only came for the Christmas cookies.”
“So do I make a sexy Santa/elf/reindeer or what?”
“Merry Christmas! Let’s get wasted.”
“Is my outfit too festive/not festive enough?”
“Hey! Come on in, I’ll get you a drink.”
a grinch
“I can’t believe I’m all alone during the holidays.”
“Most wonderful time of the year, my ass.”
“I hate snow. And smiling children.”
“If I hear one more Christmas song, someone is getting strangled with tinsel.”
“The only thing good about Christmas is the candy canes.”
“Wow, that gingerbread house is…unique.”
“Egg nog is disgusting.”
anti-grinch
“I’ve had my tree up since November.”
“How could you not like the holidays?!”
“I’m going to shove a candy cane up my ass. I’m so excited!”
“Christmas is the only time of year when I’m stressed out AND receiving a bunch of gifts.”
“There’s NO way I’m going to lose the house decorating competition.”
“Christmas isn’t a holiday. It’s a way of life.”
presents
“What did you get me?” / “I’m not telling you! It’s a surprise.”
“I didn’t know what to buy you, so..I made you something…”
“You gave me the present that I gave to YOU last year?”
“It’s perfect…”
“Aw, you didn’t have to get me anything.”
“The only gift I want is stability and happiness. But this wrapping paper is pretty.”
“You just rip the paper right off?! You heathen.” / “You save the paper? Nerd.”
secret santa
“Ugh, I can’t believe I got ___ for secret santa.”
“I got ____!! What should I give him/her/them?”
“Who bought me socks? They’re plain white no-brand socks.”
“The limit was $20, people. Why do I see an iPhone?”
“I know who got me this. There’s only one person who knows me this well. It’s you.”
with friends
“I got us matching ugly sweaters.”
“Do you think I can fit these candy canes up my nose?”
“Merry Christmas, fuckers. I’m broke but at least I got you stuff.”
“This is really corny…but you’re already a gift to me.”
“I haven’t seen you in so long! Get over here and give me a hug.”
flirty
“Are you Santa? Because I’d sit on your lap.”
“Have I been naughty this year?”
“Oh, I’d ride in your sleigh.”
“Your eyes twinkle like tree lights.”
“All I want for Christmas is you.”
snow
“It’s snowing! That’s so perfect!”
“Great, now my flight is delayed…”
“How am I supposed to get home in this weather?”
“Baby, it’s cold outside…”
“Let’s have a snowball fight.”
no snow
“Why can’t we have a white Christmas?”
“It’s too hot for hot cocoa.”
“I wish I could wear a sweater without dying.”
“It’s nice to get away from all the cold.”
“The only ice I want to see is in a cold drink.”
knows nothing about other holidays
“So is it Jesus’s birthday?”
“Where did Santa even come from?”
“…Isn’t the tree a pagan tradition?”
“How do the deer fly?”
“This holiday sounds like it was made by someone on crack.”
“What’s a Hannukah?” / “What’s a Kwanzaa?”
“Is what I’m wearing okay?”
“Stop calling me a grinch! I’m not even Christian.”
hannukah
“Watch me shove all these latkes in my mouth.”
“You don’t know how to play with a dreidel?” / “Let me teach you the dreidel game.”
“See the menorah? It’s LIT.”
“Try the sufganiyot and you will forget about Christmas cookies.”
“Hannukah is the time of year when us Jews gather and decide the next step in taking over the world. At least that’s what that crazy guy from work told me.”
“Do these dreidel cake pops look Pinterest-y enough?”
“Christians get WAY too upset over Starbucks cups. I’ve never gotten a Hannukah Starbucks cup! You don’t see me rioting about it.”
“That’s not a dreidel…That’s a beyblade.”
kwanzaa
“Who needs one day of Christmas when I have a whole week of Kwanzaa?”
“See the kinara? It’s LIT.”
“I can’t go home until I buy a new kinara.”
“What do you think of the decorations? I think I need more African print.”
“How are we out of food? Kwanzaa is about the harvest!”
“I like Kwanzaa. It’s a holiday of principles.”
“It’s not a ‘made-up’ holiday. All holidays are made up.”
“Kinda wish the unity cup was filled with whiskey. And that I could drink all of it.”
misc.
“No matter the holiday, family time is always a bad idea.”
“This isn’t Pinterest-y enough!”
“Come on, let’s take a quick selfie. We never see each other.”
“You know I’m Muslim/Hindu/Buddhist/atheist/other, right?”
concept: @golddome / @dyosalon deserves the world
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Presenting Lightning! From godslayer to cute girl next door in 3 seconds!!!
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@allpurposebogeyman sent: Rod likes John, he does-- but he has a reputation of being Terrible to upkeep, so the "Congratulations on not dying again this year!" card is a little late and a little boobytrapped with one of those noisemakers that never shuts up.
Roderick Kasun is ------ a special breed. Crossed somewhere between that ADORABLE LITTLE CAT you made the mistake of giving a can of tuna to on a cold winter night that keeps hanging around the balcony now, MEOWING every time it catches sight of your feet, and the COAT HANGER in the corner of the living room that you glimpse out of peripheral vision in the dark of a late night and mistake for a person SKULKING in the shadows, brain coming up with any number of terrible things it wants. SPECIAL.
Does John LIKE him? Well, the argument could be made for yes; he HASN’T, after all, removed himself from the relationship and IS, in fact, so deep into it that Rod is aware of his ACTUAL address ( several know about the safe houses, scattered across the city, if they need a warm place to sleep, but only A VERY SELECT FEW know where he spends his actual days, where mantle of mercenary is left at the door and silence slips into his skull for a while ), so there’s LITTLE he can say otherwise ( he... wouldn’t. he LIKES Rod, for all his strange little mannerisms and absolutely terrible people skills ).
But, dilemma aside, John does KNOW HIM reasonably well, he likes to think, which is why when he’s presented with the card he TAKES IT ------ but does so APPREHENSIVELY. And with reason.
“ Congratulations on not dying again this year! “
FAIR, causes an upwards curve at the corners of the mercenary’s mouth, blue eyes reflecting bright with AMUSEMENT, though it lasts only a moment ------ then, like some sort of nightmare leaping it’s way through the barrier of HELL, it starts making some OBNOXIOUS NOISE that he’d bet money will probably still be going this time NEXT YEAR. A special breed.
❛ ...... Thanks. ❜
john’s 32nd birthday, but three days late.
i’m politely asking that people tag the bw trailer
Despite not really caring about HER OWN identity as a person, Mira does, in fact, heavily value others’ identities, especially when reflected through their name.
She doesn’t legally have a name ------ her birth mother never bothered to name her, planning to sell her off anyway, and Emmett didn’t bother to give her one either, tending to address her as girl, red, brat, sometimes Max, and other similar depending on his mood. It wasn’t until she was twelve or thirteen that she chose the name MIRA and began to introduce herself as it consistently rather than one of the hundreds of undercover names she’d chosen over the years, though that never really stopped Emmett from calling her whatever he felt like.
She doesn’t really care for people calling her names that aren’t Mira ( with the exception of undercover names ) or personalized nicknames they’ve chosen specifically for her, though even those tend to take her some time to warm up to, just so she can make sure that they’re not intended to be malicious.
On others’ names, Mira tends to default to the use of surnames and titles, either together or alone, unless explicitly told not to, but once someone has told her to call them by their given name / preferred default nickname, she tends to very strictly adhere to that, only reverting back to title / surname in formal situations. She doesn’t really have issue with people who change their name, either; once you’ve told her the first time she’s careful not to mess it up.
For each “⭐️” I get, I’ll write a headcanon about our muses.
there i have a theme
❛ cassiopeia, verin.
“Well you do have feet, and you were a soldier… so it wouldn’t be wrong to say you’re a feet soldier then, no?” A grin spread thick across her cheeks, she’d step back, arms crossed over her chest. “So get a move on then feet solider.”
❛ Mostly just GRAMMATICALLY. ❜ He eyes her through bright blue gaze, one brow raising; KNOWS she knows what he means. ❛ Being CHEEKY won’t buy you less scrutiny, Miss Cassiopeia. ❜ Once a PHOENIX, twice a mercenary, always a SOLDIER ------ and ALWAYS built on blood and ash, ruins of his own making, but ones built with CARE. Work, for him, is a CAREFUL ENDEAVOR, jobs chosen based on his own sense of morality ( whatever that may LOOK LIKE to the outside ) and carried out on his own shoulders. Everything has the potential to DESTROY HIM in more ways than one.
leon has two modes: strictly professional or vaguely suggestive. there’s no in between.
❛ jill.
❝ RELAX, leon … . i’m only here to join you for a drink, if you’re interested in some company. ❞
❛ Long as we agree it’s STRICTLY PERSONAL, I’ll take your company all night ------ have a SEAT. ❜
