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alex | he/him | 1996 | UK

[jjk997]

millennial culture is saying “uh yeah I sure hope it does” whenever passing by a road work ahead sign

[wearethewitches]

reblog if ur a cryptid gen z-millennial like me (born between 1994-2003)

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Watching the Rooster Teeth 15 years doc and I'm just so glad RT exists

[oaluz]

[rhdchrst]

Lily Allen - Higher

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This week in blindingly obvious

(and I love it)

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The light shining into my bathroom is such a vibe tbh

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I really want to go on a roadtrip around the Scottish Highlands but I want to be able to drive first

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Also Iceland but with the same asterisk

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I really want to go on a roadtrip around the Scottish Highlands but I want to be able to drive first

[sickpage]

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:/

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The year is 2008 Paramore is my favourite band

The year is 2018 Paramore is my favourite band

Fuck

[refurbthecat]

Are you badass enough to rub this cat’s belly?

[tertiatachonis]

YES.

[refurbthecat]

[raleighansens-deactivated201710]

my sister just told me that technically kangaroos have five limbs because their tail is classified as a leg bc they use that to propel themselves forward which makes them the only pentapedal animal on earth

[raleighansens-deactivated201710]

she just told me that there’s a frog that literally grow a spiky moustache and goes and fights other male frogs for a gf

[raleighansens-deactivated201710]

turns out flamingos aren’t actually pink. they’re born grey but turn pink from the shrimp they eat

[raleighansens-deactivated201710]

so my dudes,,, it turns out theres a flower that only blooms every couple years, and ik what ur thinking “wow it must be beautiful”. turns out it smells like fucking corpses!!! what!! the fuck!!!

[raleighansens-deactivated201710]

my best friend just told me that frogs use their eyeballs to swallow their food by retracting them into their head and pushing the food down and honestly?? the most horrific thing ive ever heard

[princecaviar-deactivated2022113]

the best part is that this is all true

[marik-of-egypt-archive]

//The flower is called the Corpse Flower (Titan Arum). I got to see one in bloom at my local botanical garden

[madmaxyuriroad]

i spilt lipstick in your valentino bag

OH, Y OU SPILA̶U̶G̸N̵B̵D̷A̷U̷H̸N̴A̵U̷G̵H̵-

[velociowl-deactivated20181118]

this vine is 1000 times funnier in text form

this is the new meme for February, y’all

famous vines in text form

[beetlejinx]

Four female ghost busters? The feminists are taking over!

DU DU DU-

IM AN ADULT VIRGIN

[velociowl-deactivated20181118]

CHRIS!1! Is tHaT A WeEd?!

No, this is a crayo-

I’M CALLING THE POLICE!111!!11!111

*BEEP BEEP BEEP*

911, what’s your emergency?

[honey-sunny-bee]

You better watch out

You better watch out

You better watch out

YOU BETTER WATCH OUT

YOU BETTER WATCH OUT

YOU BETTER WATCH OUT

[always-have-high-hopes]

sO i’M SiTTiNG ThERe

Barbecue sauce on my titties

[eclinu]

STAHP

I COULD’VA DROPPED MY

Croissant

[thetrashmouthclub]

I WANT TO SEE MY LITTLE BOY

here he comes

I WANT TO SEE MY LITTLE BOY

[deathtokillian]

Calling people daddy is gross

Stop kink shaming me

Kink shaming IS my kink

HHA-AHH

[crunchie-morris]

What do you have?

A KNIFE!!!

NO!

Why does he have a knife?

[max-class]

ah, you can’t sit with us :)

actually Megan, I can’t sit ANYWHERE. I have

Hemorrhoids

[isweartocoffee]

ibroughtyoufrankincense

thank you

and i brought you myrrh

thank you

myrrh-DER

hhhhJUDAS. NO-

[sanctferum]

I am THE SAND GUARDIAN, GUARDIAN of the SAND.

Poseidon quivers before him!

…

fuck off!

[sasukesgreasyhair]

I SAW YOU HANGIN OUT WITH KATELYN YESTERDAY

R-REBECCA IT’S NOT WHAT YOU THINK

I WON’T HESITATE

BITCH

*pew*

[imgoodnow]

And they were roommates!

Omg, they were roommates

[spoopygirl-deactivated20200527]

WHaT THE FUCK IS UP KYLE

[actiongirl2005-deactivated20190]

THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN’T

FUCKING

LOVE YOU

[sunstar121]

two bros

Chilling in a

Hot tub

Five feet apart cause they’re

NOT GAY

[fathercryptid]

*huff*

*face of ultimate betrayal & disbelief*

AdUHM

[teedeesquared]

Happy Crimmus

It’s Crism!

Merry Crisis!

Merry Chrysler!

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Not seeing going to see Paramore when they came to the UK is arguably one of the biggest mistakes I've ever made

[skygenders]

I’m coining generation Nobody Knows for people born in 1995-2000

[skygenders]

generation Nobody Knows has the qualities of both Millennials and Gen Z. We are broke and miserable like Millenials and frothing at the mouth and out for blood like Gen Z.