hiatus (ap.)

indie-friendly affiliated personified falchion of fe1/fe3/fe11/fe12/fe13 written by heather

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HOLY HELL WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME I WAS ON HERE?

send me ☞ + a character to see how i would portray them.

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Shit Heather Says (Part 1)

LOAD, YOU FUCKER.

I hate you, but I love you.

*gestures at a blue scribble* A masterpiece, truly.

Nani the fuck?

THAT’S GAY!

That’s gay, but I love it.

Disclaimer: I meant the song, I didn’t put a snack on my head.

I’m not dumb, contrary to popular belief.

AAAAAAAAA!

You’re not going to annoy me unless you think I’m annoying you, even though that’s bullshit.

WHERE IS IT???????

Oh, goddammit.

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assgodinigo answered your ask:

"I leave for a day and this happens." falchion,...

“Hey, it’s not a bad thing. It’s much more interesting than anything that I’ve seen before this!” She’s exaggerating a bit. 

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Tbh @assgodinigo has a pretty decent butt…it’s ok I guess

Because we all know who’s got the real package—

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Don’t embarrass yourself, dear. Makes you look bad.

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“Hehe, don’t forget about me, lovelies. I simply couldn’t resist.”

DAMMIT AVERSA NO ONE INVITED YOU

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“Ladies, please.” Who invited her?

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“WHAT THE FUCK.”

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come at me, and you’ll see

i’m more than meets the eye

you think that you’ll break me

you’re gonna find in time

you’re standing too close to a flame that’s burning.

hotter than the sun in the middle of july

indie oc written by heather

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*ungODLY PTERODACTYL SCREECHING FROM THE HIGH HEAVENS* W HH ATTATATA HT E S HTIIII DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS???? IT’S ONLY BEEN A MONTH AND I’M????? SUCH A MEMEING L OS ER ST OP—

b UT HEY,, I L OVE Y OU GUYS SOOO MUCH SO!!!  QUICK THEME GIVEAWAY AND BIAS LIST FOR ALL YOU WONDERFUL AND AMAZING AND GORGEOUS PEOPLE!!!!  ♡ ♡ ♡

FLASH THEME GIVEAWAY {RULES && EXAMPLES} ♔ You must be following me! :0 well ofc this is a follower thing in the first place so- ♔ You can reblog as many times as you like!!  I don’t mind whatsoever!!  Likes and reblogs count by the way!! ♔ I’ll announce the winners on the deadline ( August 6th )!!  If you’re tagged then hmu and we’ll talk out the details my dude!! ♔ Examples here: x, x anddd x!!

And my hella big small bias list is down below!!

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survival; [ser-vahy-vuh l] noun.

                      1. the act of dying slower                        than those around you.

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(wake me up) 

wake me up inside 

(can’t wake up) 

wake me up inside 

(save me)

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hiatus is gone, i figured out a solution! go follow @stcnecoldheart which is my fandomless oc (she has a fire emblem fates verse) and i’ll be a bit more active on that one

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HIATUS

odds are with setting up my new oc’s blog, this blog will be on hiatus for a while. 

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honestly i saw an oc who’s faceclaim was from jojo and i’m going to FUCKING DO IT FOR MY NEXT OC YOU CAN’T STOP THE FUCKING T R A I N

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*fingerguns* It Is I,  the rapid selfie taker

(please don’t ask about the red spot, it was just colored ice)

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some legends are told, some turn to dust or to gold, 

but you will remember me,

                              remember me for centuries.

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❄ || @offalchion liked for a starter

“Okay.  Okay Falchion, I got a rad idea.  Just hear me out on this one.”

“What if we turned the palace into a giant ice rink.”

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“No, Chrom.”

“That’s a horrible idea. Half of the people who live in our kingdom don’t even know how to ice skate.”

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A mashup of “Crank That” and both versions of “Rush” from Fire Emblem Fates because I have no self control