i bet you think reality is a thing

💗💛💙 // here to be Queer and do crime

[speedlimit15]

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP

[hypokeimena]

i need to show you guys the absurdly saucy pear my parents just casually had out in the fruit bowl like it was normal

[hypokeimena]

im not a talented photographer but these come close to capturing the overall effect (i.e., the raunch factor)

[catmask]

youre making mommy want to smoke

[beatricemeganblood]

[the-quasar-hero]

Man who hates the very concept of life and all living beings: I should design portal websites for colleges and job applications

[thej0ry]

What would you do if you were scrolling through recommended tumblr posts and one was from someone you don't know and it was just a picture of your dad captioned "fucking hate this guy" and it had hundreds of notes

[meshugenist]

reblog it

[64mpg]

it has always been a dream of mine to relax

[64mpg]

it’s just not possible

[notedchampagne]

we ran out of devotion that corrupts. would you guys be cool with devotion thats a little annoying to everyone

[bahari-official]

blood work? i sure hope it does

[queerofthedagger]

okay let's actually do this properly

Where do you write your fics/stories

Word

Google Docs

Scrivener

LibreOffice

Obsidian/Notion

ProtonDocs

Notes App

Directly into AO3

Ellipsus

Handwriting

Other (explain in tags?)

Remaining time: 4 days 1 hour

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

[dduane]

Meanwhile, via Bluesky...

(See also the video here from ITN.)

[incensuous]

just saw someone post “it’s common knowledge ur not supposed to spam reblog from someone ur not mutuals with” …..?????????? am i confused??? IS that common knowledge???? i try not to spam if i can help it but i actually personally love seeing spam notifs lmao??? unless i dont know what spam reblog means

[themountainsays-deactivated2025]

Reblog if you like it when people “spam reblog” from you or whenever that means at any time

[diary-of-alice]

re-read the books of your childhood. there are fragments of your soul scattered through them.

[7dmom]

I am having a good time that will probably last for ever this time

[dru1968]

[juan-francisco-palencia]

Someone who truly loves us. They feel and hold onto any emotion that may still arise, how sad and melancholic it can be, and how difficult it can be to understand and show it, but even though it seems impossible, they will try again and again, waiting for the right moment to make you feel how much they remember you and that they will continue to love you.

𝐽​𝑢​𝑎​𝑛​ ​𝐹​𝑟​𝑎​𝑛​𝑐​𝑖​𝑠​𝑐​𝑜​ ​𝑃​𝑎​𝑙​𝑒​𝑛​𝑐​𝑖​𝑎​.​

[masochism101]

WantingSomethingICantHave.com

[lostbetweenthenotes]

“Recently, my son said to me after seeing a ballet on television: ‘It’s beautiful, but I don’t like it.’ And I thought, Are many grown-ups capable of such a distinction? It’s beautiful, but I don’t like it. Usually, our grown-up thinking is more along the lines of: I don’t like it, so it’s not beautiful. What would it mean to separate those two impressions for art making and for art criticism?”

— “59. it’s beautiful, but I don’t like it” from 100 essays I don’t have time to write: on umbrellas and sword fights, parades and dogs, fire alarms, children, and theater, sarah ruhl  (via likeniobe)