sweet talk

28. Memphis. Fat baby. Trauma Queen.

[clown-femme]

interview with the vampire but the interviewer is eric andre

[chanceofsunshine]

[stachionalgeographic]

myspace but pronounced like versace

[offbrandmusclemilk]

I was going to invite over a guy I’ve been talking to online but haven’t yet met and then I remembered I did a foot mask 4 days ago so my ENTIRE FOOT IS PEELING AWAY. 

hello, welcome to the bone zone

[i-am-a-fish]

nsfw (not safe for worms)

[diddlydarnshame]

[i-am-a-fish]

excuse yourself

[thebootydiaries]

Me: I just got stabbed I’m bleeding everywhere call an ambulance

Guy: Awh :( that sucks! I wish I could be there to cuddle with you

[composedofnows]

[offbrandmusclemilk]

I guess I'm sort of ~getting back out there~ somehow accidentally and while pretty much never leaving my bed? I've definitely made some questionable sexual choices but I'm ready to repeat them, so I'm not sure what that says about me.

[jesstaras]

Renaissance woman. #yogaafterdark

[blueklectic]

[greedsrolex-deactivated20200724]

I have a disease that makes me like vampires and titties its callled being a fucking genius

[batgirlcoded]

me platonically: hello my darling dearest, love of my life, fire of my loins, i missed you today! did you know i love you and that my heart will never stop beating for you and you alone? i would go to the ends of the earth to make sure that you are taken care of at all times and i would kill anyone that got in my way.

me romantically: sup bitch!

[earthboundnes]

@heavymetalchocobos @shy-noon @amorphousblob

[sometimestuesday-deactivated202]

Sylvia Plath was right

[ironleaves]

About what?

[sometimestuesday-deactivated202]

“Being born a woman is an awful tragedy. Yes, my consuming desire to mingle with road crews, sailors and soldiers, bar room regulars—to be a part of a scene, anonymous, listening, recording —all is spoiled by the fact that I am a girl, a female always in danger of assault and battery. My consuming interest in men and their lives is often misconstrued as a desire to seduce them, or as an invitation to intimacy. Yet, God, I want to talk to everybody I can as deeply as I can. I want to be able to sleep in an open field, to travel west, to walk freely at night.”

[pervocracy]

Proposition: when one person has to cover a shift that is normally done by two people, they get paid double.  This is both to compensate them for working twice as hard, and to remove any temptation for management to think “hey, actually that wasn’t so bad, maybe we should do this more often.”

[enterheavenalive]

[pineapplejarritos-deactivated20]

Cause it slaps next question

[xohighglo]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BlMUs6mFdFv/

[offbrandmusclemilk]

Google photos just reminded me of this picture from 5 years ago and all I can say is that I haven't grown at all