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Sometimes, for fun, I like to disassemble my GameCube controller and try to put it back together before my nose starts to bleed

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Walmart got me doin the doubliest of takes over the coochie cakes

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This interaction is so pure. It's exactly like when a child gives a confident answer even though they're completely wrong. "Of course I'm a human, that's why I look and feel like a flower. Duh!"

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Can we all agree the Deltarune chapter 4 Sanctuary themes are from Toby hearing his alarm mid-fever dream and instead of waking him up, it became a jam?

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How can we possibly beat

SUBER SAIYAN NUBERT

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New Gundam game looks like someone told chatgpt to make a Monster Hunter game based on Micheal Bay's Transformers

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Out of all the stuff from Baki, this one armed dude, rolling this terrible looking joint?

Real.

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Modern day politicians be like "I AM ABOVE ZE LAW!" And then call people slurs on FB

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Oi!

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get off the hill

some dude was basically being the "not every man" man about data centers and said "but I don't wanna die on this hill."

Uh, so get the fk off the hill? What are you doing here on the hill we do battle on, prattling away about how "not all AI is bad," when there is CURRENTLY SHOTS BEING FIRED upon this hill??

Data centers fuckin towns over but, oh, "not all AI is bad," ok and??? Doesn't stop these data centers from being objectively terrible!

"I don't wanna die on this hill" THEN LEAVE

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"customized car insurance just for you!"

but I don't have a car?? Why do these commercials have to be like this? "Here's a product or service you have no interest in, and here's another you can't afford!" The level of rage I feel when advertised home insurance, knowing full well I'll never own a home like that, is mentally damaging. I literally want to sue advertisements for harassment because I can't afford half the things they offer, I'm not interested in most of the rest, and some things I just literally can't have. "Get your mom this or that for mothers day!" But she's dead?? So maybe quit being so fucking insensitive, Every CEO Alive, and just shut the fuck up already!

Just saying. It's an outright lie when Liberty mutual says they customize your car insurance "just like how we customized this song for you." There's TWO jingles, they BOTH say the same thing, that isn't "customizing." And it isn't making me wanna buy car insurance for my NON-EXISTENT CAR!

Like, did you not get a copy of my stolen data? HEELLLLOOOOOO, every company, go look at my fucking data you steal with your apps and your BS and check out how stupid it is to spend money advertising insurance on things people can't afford anyways.