C.F.O.

High Holy Priest of the Church of the Black Klok. Manager of the Greatest death metal band in the world. (metalocalypse roleplay account)

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a metalocalypse roleplay/ask blog, for Charles Foster Offdensen.

this blog will likely contain content related to violence, sexual themes, and substance use. occasionally NSFW, anti-censorship, "dead dove: do not eat". don't be surprised if you see something weird. the block button is free.

mod doesn't have a strict dni, but may not answer an ask/question on occasion if he doesn't feel up to it. not really a fan of yumeshippers/characters i don't really know (e.g. ocs, fandoms i'm not in) interacting in romantic/intimate ways, especially when it comes to charles. you do you, but i'm just not interested in roleplaying that.

aside from that, anything goes in terms of roleplay/asking. get as brutal or as ridiculous as you want with it.

headcanons and other info below the cut

cis male, he/him, gay (+ another secret label if you know the mod...).

late 50s, early 60s.

he takes a lot of pride in his work. he puts the band before himself in many regards. he's athletic and quite skilled in various forms of combat.

he collects guitars (acoustic and electric), and lamps.

with the church, he has the ability to resurrect humans with multiple methods. he does this as he and/or the church deems necessary, or simply for personal gain. there are also other magical or spiritual practices related to the church, some of which may be detailed further during roleplay.

mod greatly enjoys magcharles as a doomed dynamic but is open to some other ships. though its not necessarily the main focus of writing.

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— Sire, there's been an incident on the 3rd level. Cameras show an unidentified individual in Klokateer uniform dragging a dead body. Currently, this person or the body are nowhere to be found.

Understood. Please keep an eye on the cameras and report any other suspicious activity. I will be sending more armed gears out to patrol each level.

[melfjordslorn]

Fuuuuuuckk

[richardknubbler]

Babe, you okay?

[melfjordslorn]

My head's killing me lol

[richardknubbler]

Why don't you come down to the studio? I'll put noise canceling headphones on you and you can shut your eyes and zone out.

[melfjordslorn]

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Mel? Babe? You good?

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He is fine.

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happy pride month. licks you up and down like a dog

Oh dear. Please, do not lick me.

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Is rockzo even allowed near Toki?

- @blood0squirt

Legally, at the moment, no.

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Hey, Charles. Little update. I've been getting some messages I think are from our fox in the henhouse. He slipped up a little and referred to himself a little less generally than usual and now we at least know it's a man. @richardknubbler

I am aware.

[richardknubbler]

Do you know more than I do?

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I suppose so.

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Hey, Charles. Little update. I've been getting some messages I think are from our fox in the henhouse. He slipped up a little and referred to himself a little less generally than usual and now we at least know it's a man. @richardknubbler

I am aware.

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speaking of which, do you have anybody to celebrate with 👁️👁️

Not particularly. I am aware that quite a few individuals in Mordhaus identify as a part of the LGBTQ+ community, but work continues on.

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Happy pride month sir 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

That time of year already, is it? Thank you.

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You're more important than Knubbler. You should dedicate more resources to protecting yourself.

Of course, I have methods of protecting myself that aren't exactly obvious to the public eye.

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wanna share your suspicions with the class, mr. offdensen?

Not particularly.

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Charlie, Mel and I got shot. Grazed. By the guy who's been leaving me threatening messages. They're wearing a klokateer uniform but they're way too tall for it. I don't recognize this person. They left me this note that basically says not to tell you they exist. Charles, what do I do?

@richardknubbler

I had a feeling something was amiss. Thank you for informing me. You will be fine, and I will make sure of it. I believe I know what is happening. For now, try not to wander too much. I will assign a klokateer to escort you.

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...nah. don't worry about it. absolutely nothing man

I see. Well, please let me know if anything unusual comes up.

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soooo... has anything out of the ordinary happened as of late?

As far as I am aware, things have been rather business as usual since the incidents of a few weeks ago. Is there something I should know about?

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...Can I help you?

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Sire, it's #2124. I went down to the studio for mic cleaning and I found Dick Knubbler. He's locked himself in the bathroom down there and he won't come out. I tried to pick the lock and he started freaking out. He says his eyes aren't working and that's the only coherant phrase I got out of him. I think he's tripping balls, but what else is new?

Oh dear. Okay. Tell him I am sending a tech to him now.

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To anyone requiring my attention on a matter: I have returned and am now accepting calls, emails, and messages.