I'm going to take your kneecaps and your memes

[fangirlingpuggle]

So thinking of my AU with LBH pretending to be SQH (Link here) only Moshang.

LBH after returning from abyss decides to bridenap/steal away SQQ. Only he needs to make sure no one notices so decides he's going to use artifact to glamor MBJ to pretend to be SQQ.

LBH: It's fine just stay in the bamboo house and hide behind a fan and look annoyed at everyone they'll think he's maybe qi deviated back to whoever he was before... maybe it'll stop LQG hanging around.

MBJ isn't happy but LBH isn't giving him much choice, he just tells SQH he's pout on a mission and to take care of the North.

MBJ is sitting around sulking in this boring house and annoyed cause he wanted to spend time with Qinghua... only for SQH to walk in calling him 'bro' and MBJ is mad at how close SQH is to SQQ until SQH instantly starts talking about his king.

MBJ just sitting face blank as Qinghua gushes about him, how handsome his king, and how much of a brat he is leaving him to do all the work while out a mission he's lucky he's handsome enough to get away with it ect ect. Qinghua is equal parts complaining and praising him.

Apparently not realizing he's been courting him??

It isn't until SQH gets a good look at SQQ without fan and.... that isn't his bro's bitchy look... Oh gods he knows that bitchy look....

Bonus: MBJ calls in a favor from SHL and now she's stuck pretending to be SQQ while MBJ bridenaps his human.

[system4reader]

AU with child substitution

Yuan turns out to be the fake young master of the Ming family. By an absurd coincidence, it turns out that his real son is his classmate, Shen Jiu. At first, Yuan is a little afraid of him, expecting to be accused of embezzling property. But Jiu turns out to be a very sweet guy, albeit a bit mischievous. Jiu is happy to have a family, but the Ming parents don't reciprocate. They ignore Jiu or accuse him of every mortal sin. This terrifies Yuan. How can they be so cruel to their own son?

Yuan supports Jiu, openly showing that he likes and cares for Shen. But the bullying continues. Yuan simultaneously tries to find his real parents. And he finds them. He turns out to be the lost young master of the Shen family.

Shen Yuan proposes to the Ming family that he and Shen Jiu are engaged. Even though they don't like him (Jiu), they agree for the sake of money and kinship with the Shen family. They don't suspect that immediately after Yuan and Jiu's wedding, the Ming family will be crushed to smithereens

[deikshen]

I FUCKING LAUGHED OUT LOUD

I FUCKING LOVE YOU SO MUCH. MY STOMACH HURTS FROM LAUGHING

[dcxdpdabbles]

Danny: Alfred do you have a minute to talk privately?

Alfred: Certainly, Master Danny. How can I be of service?

Danny: Okay *Deep breath* You know how Bruce is known as a playboy airhead and I'm his whimpy, scared-of-everything younger brother to the public?

Alfred: Yes, your personas to misdirect the public are quite entertaining to watch.

Danny: Well, I realize a flaw in my persona.

Alfred: Oh?

Danny: I'm supposed to be scared of my own shadow, so how am I supposed to flirt with someone when I'm acting like being outside the manor is the equivalent of stepping outside a sanctuary during a zombie apocalypse?

Alfred: Hmm? Can you clarify?

Danny: It's just-! There was this really attractive guy at the Gala, and I was acting like the usual Whimp Wayne, so every time he stepped closer, I had to scramble away. How am I supposed to meet someone like that?

Alfred: This may come as a shock to you... But no one is making you put on an act like that. You could simply act like the intelligent, charming man I know you are. Danny: That doesn't make any sense. Alfred: Where am I losing you? Danny: I established a person that the media knows and recognizes. How can I just be someone else? Alfred: ....You what, just ask Master Bruce to pick your outfit at the next gala. He'll have you in a vest corset or something. That'll get you a man. You can just manipulate him into a corner where you can drop the line "no one has ever made me feel this comfortable before," or something. Danny: Oh! Great idea! Thanks, Alfred! Alfred, turning to Martha's and Thomas' portrait: You made some stupid ass kids.

[a-leafy-pattern]

isekai story idea!

I remember brainstorming this a while ago, and I started thinking about it when going through this tag. I shall now yap your eyes off!

Basically, the mc is living with his parents because he is 23 just out of college with a degree in fashion design and not stable in the world yet. Anyway! His younger brother and sister want to play dress-up with him to practise as they also wanna get a fashion degree. So there he is, in a long, beautiful red dress. A bit of an open back, and shimmery wide sleeves that stop just before his elbows. His hair put up in a bun(he's never liked cutting his hair, he gets cold easily so long hair helps), with lovely clips. His siblings are also dressed up, both in their own little dresses. Then suddenly the floor opens up, all three fall through the bright gold opening.

Once they come to, they look around at all the random robed people just standing in a circle outside some lines on the ground that he and his siblings were in—is it shimmering??—mc hears someone murmuring, getting his attention. He grabs his siblings and stands in front of the two, who are clearly overwhelmed and about to cry.

Mc's eyes sweep over the robed people and see this one lady with a clearly expensive dress instead of a robe. Who is speaking to one of the odd people. Mc hears the lady whisper. "I'm glad it wasn't some male again. We've killed 4 summonings already, the people are getting anxious that there is no saint yet." The lady spots mc looking at her then coughs and starts speaking louder. She says something along the lines of "We have summoned you to be our saint! We are losing a battle to the monsters over yonder and need your assistance!" But in more formal terms I guess. The mc is all suspicious and VERY concerned about his wellbeing as well as his brother and sister because of what he heard. But he also wants to get out of this weird room and calm them all down sooner rather than later.

So, in his best girl voice[a/n he's very good at it], he agrees to be their saint—whatever that is—and follows the weird people out

That's all I could remember and write out :<

But in that world a saint can't be a dude, and are killed if they are summoned instead of a girl

The summonings spell just grabs people who have extremely high mana reserves to cast really strong magic

So it's random who it will take

Also I don't think I specified? Mc is a man and very much second mom to his siblings because mc's dad went to get the milk

( @sleep-never-heard-of-her @mint-leaves-sugernever do you guys like)

( @rue-x3 got inspired by your mama!sy au's as well)

[deillu]

Its not grave robbing if its your grave

Danny knew he should’ve probably taken care of his body well his now skeletal body.he tried finding a proper burial but nothing ever worked out for him. He’s tried different worlds even universes but somehow he lost his body while traveling to another dimension.

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The Batfam has been exploring an ancient temple because they found spikes of magic through out the temple they can’t seem to find out where exactly it is coming from.

Que them exploring the temple to find a a grave yard full of tombs lined up neatly. The room is grand with riches scattered around the room.with a green casket in the middle of the room that seems to be made out of some sort of crystal?and why is there a 12 year old climbing out of the casket dragging out a skeleton.

Might finish this or whatever

Anyone is free to continue this

[ready-to-read7]

Prompt #22

masterpost

I sometimes see the concept of Danny being the Ghost King or Prince, sharing his ectoplasm with other ghosts so they can become visible or physical. I also occasionally come across prompts or stories where he interacts with ghost blobs—or where he’s mistaken for an ice meta.

So, what if—let’s say—he gets adopted by Bruce, Clark, or even Barry? Maybe this happens after a bad Fenton parent reveal, or the Fenton parents get arrested for child neglect, OSHA violations, or for nearly starting a war with an infinite, unstoppable dimension of death. Danny ends up being taken in by one of the other heroes—whatever the reason may be.

As Ghost King/Prince, Danny gives off a lot of ecto, and let’s just say that in his free time, he’s tamed a few ghost blobs. Since he wants to keep his identity as King/Prince a secret but still wants to interact with the blobs, he pretends that it's just his meta ability.

So to everyone else, it looks like this meta kid has the ability to summon small, slightly radioactive, slightly glowing, adorable blobs as pets—when in reality, they always follow him around. He just occasionally gives them enough ectoplasm to be visible and physical.

And I know—what about Cujo? Well, Cujo could just occasionally show up, and Danny’s excuse could be that it’s one of his blobs that "evolved" into the form of a dog and now has free rein to run around as he pleases. But Danny can still call on him when needed.

(Optional idea): Let’s say, due to the portal being closed—or maybe just as a result of the accident—Danny is partly blind. I imagine that his human form slowly goes blind over time, but it’s subtle enough that no one notices until he’s fully blind. So by the time the Fenton parents are arrested (or whatever the trigger event is), Danny has already lost much of his sight in human form. He uses the blobs to help him with day-to-day tasks, which only adds to the illusion that it’s just a meta ability.

Also, a cute little idea—regardless of who adopts Danny (Bruce, Clark, or Barry)—someone's definitely going to end up naming the blobs and making tiny hats for them. For example, Damian might name them if Danny’s adopted by Bruce, Jon if by Clark, and Bart if by Barry.

(honestly I might just write this but I’m currently too busy studying )

[ready-to-read7]

Transformers X Dp #2

So I was thinking about the many stories in the DP x DC fandom where Danny somehow ends up reforming / un-brainwashing / un-hypnotizing members of the Court of Owls, or specifically the Talons. And that made me think about another group — a lot more sentient and self-aware — a group where many of them deserve to be saved and properly cared for:

The Vehicons.

So I was thinking: Danny ends up saving/adopting several Vehicons — ones he just randomly finds while traveling the Earth because they were abandoned or injured. And obviously this includes Steve, but anyways—

So Danny slowly ends up building a small Vehicon army who are all loyal to him, in the same way they’re loyal to Megatron, because he showed them their first bit of actual, genuine respect and love and kindness (besides from Breakdown).

I know this technically wouldn’t be canon, because the Vehicons are super loyal to Megatron.

But I just love the idea of Danny collecting these giant robot clones who are slowly forming personalities of their own, and ending up with a small army / group of these dudes.

[absolutely-esme]

Another Danny Phantom and Transformers Prime crossover

Ectoplasm naturally acts as something like an antibiotic/antidote for Dark Energon because earth's native undead evolved resistances to Unicron's influence.

Megatron takes a mission near Amity, gets all the Dark energy cleared out of his system after getting hijacked by Technus and rescued by Danny, and wakes up hungover and weak from withdrawal after the worst months-long drug trip. None of what he can gather about what he's been up to since setting out to look into dark energon makes any sense.

He wants to forget this whole thing and get back to finishing the war, but he has to regain his strength first because he's pretty sure he managed to push Starscream from opportunisticly seeking advancement to actively pursuing his demise while he was on a dark energon bender.

Fortunately, the odd little transforming organic is fascinated enough by the notion of what lies beyond its own planet to offer shelter to a being from another world in exchange for stories.

There's also another organic creature with orange helm fibers that keeps trying to psychoanalyse him and it is getting some things uncomfortably right.

[cabinette]

messy doodles cause I'm insane in the membrane about Grace seeking touch literally anywhere he can

[cozy-stardust]

Imagine Grace defined his name as the elegance definition of grace and Rocky spends years thinking how fucking ironic this clumsy leaky space blobs name is.

Until Grace slips out a sentence along the lines of "could you give me a little grace here" and Rocky immediately points out he used a word wrong so Grace has to explain that yeah, grace means elegance but it can also mean mercy sometimes too.

And Rocky has to suddenly reconcile that the clumsy leaky blob that saved his life twice, that almost certainly doomed himself to come back for him, name is Mercy.

[rue-x3]

Dancer SJ who gets tons of backlash because of his aloof attitude but is widely known for his amazing and passionate dances...

Guh after being separated in their childhoods YQ and SJ haven't had a chance to meet again, they live in like two different worlds. YQ has never stopped thinking about his companion at the orphanage, his Xiao-Jiu. When the fire at the Qiu mansion happened and Shen Jiu's body wasn;t found YQ held onto the hopes that he was still alive and living under another identity. He often wonders where he is now, and sometimes even considers travelling back to his hometown to try and find him (YQ was adopted by rich ol' ceo/important business guy (modern sect leader) and was groomed into becoming a perfect businessman) but always chickens out because he's sure that Shen Jiu is living well without him.

Anyways so YQ's on a business trip or whatever and while there he spots an advertisement for a show or whatever and there on the glowing billboard is Shen Jiu. YQ's heart stutters and he just stares wide eyed, in a trace as he watches the short clip featuring SJ's dance and he impulsively buys a ticket. He plans to just see how SJ's doing and support him from the shadows because he's all like "SJ will never want to see me again, because I couldn't save him from the manor and I didn't look for him well enough" (He did, he looked everywhere, it's just that SJ was literally taken out of state by WYZ who's like,, a drug dealer con artist type guy? Who made SJ perform infront of people as a distraction while he raided their belongings and/or knocked them out)

Anywaysies so SJ spots YQ in the crowd and for the first time in his dancer career he falters on stage. It's a slight stumble, nobody really notices at the time they're just cheering for his amazing dancing but YQ saw, and he knows SJ saw him--hell, how could he not know when SJ's still staring at him?

this is as far as I thought ough, sorry for the rambling I've been a little busy and a little more listless. QAQ

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

"lupita nyong'o can't be helen of troy because helen was greek and there weren't black people in ancient greece"

DO YOU THINK THESE MOTHERFUCKERS DIDNT HAVE BOATS. THIS ENTIRE MOVIE IS ABOUT ONE OF THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS AND HIS BOAT

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

do you think these people can read

[phoenix]

Best comment I just saw "Helen of Troy was perfectly cast, because all these men are fighting about her."

[mysteryteacup]

So, as a person with a Classical Studies degree: yes, the sea is small and boats exist, but that's not the correct arguement.

The correct arguement is that according to the most common myths Helen is a great-grandchild of Perseus and Andromeda.

Andromeda, PRINCESS OF AETHIOPIA.

Now, mythical Aethiopia does not perfectly map onto modern Ethiopia, but same basic place. Sub-saharan Africa.

Furthermore, Clytemnestra (wife of Agamemnon) and Penelope (wife of Odysseus) are also great-grandchildren of Andromeda of Aethiopia.

So was Hercules.

[galaxii-diamond]

Dante's Infer-Dough

Dante moves to Gotham for a fresh start and opens a bakery called "Dante's Infer-dough" (because he's a pun-loving, quippy dork, no matter how cool or mysterious he acts). He uses his powers to do most of the work (heat core/pyrokinesis for baking & duplication to run the place single-handedly where no one can see).

He also gets ingredients from the Infinite Realms that you can't get on Earth, from Realm-exclusive ingredients to things that are extinct. Super cagey about his recipes, for obvious reasons, but tries to be accommodating to people who need to know the ingredients for health reasons.

Has a sign that says, "START SOMETHING AND I'LL END IT." He doesn't care if you're a civilian, vigilante or rogue, if you cause problems he will HAVE a problem. There's a "NO CLOWNS OR CIRCUS/CARNIVAL SHIT" rule, but he'll allow Harley in if she's not dressed up in her costume.

Red Hood decides to check out the new business, make sure it's not a cover-up for something sinister. I'm a sucker for the whole "gives ecto-infused food to liminal who doesn't know they're liminal" thing, so let's have Dante warm up to the guy and start adding ectoplasm to his orders because he clearly needs it.

Does Red Hood start to fall for the mysterious beefy baker who makes heavenly food? None of your damn business! Do you know who else should mind their business? His family! They noticed his shift in demeanor and are now "subtly" investigating Dante and the bakery out of curiosity. Dante is kinda annoyed that all these vigilantes are sniffing around, because he has to be more careful to not be caught using his powers, but holds to his rule of not starting conflicts.

Just ending them.

Things I can see happening in no particular order:

The Batfam losing it when they realize they can't identify some of the ingredients, or that the only match is a food that doesn't exist anymore. Who is this guy and where is he getting this from???

Red Hood trying to strike up a convo about books (the bakery name is literally a reference), only to be heartbroken when Dante admits to not like reading. He bounces back when Dante explains that he struggled with it in school and an asshole English teacher ruined the subject for him. Red Hood is now determined to fix Dante's relationship with literature

Maybe afterwards he installs a little bookshelf in the bakery and Red Hood falls even further

Dante getting to square the fuck up with someone who breaks his very simple rules of "be chill & no clown shit". No one's really shocked by it, this is Gotham and the guy is clearly jacked. People are still impressed by his clear fighting skill. Mostly Hood. The Batfam are adding this to the list of "BAKERY MAN ODDITIES"

Dante side-eyes Nightwing whenever he's in the bakery, because he may not be in the circus now, but Dante can practically smell it on him. If he does anything too circus-y Dante glares at him and taps the sign. The guy is on thin fucking ice.

Anyways, that's what I've got for now, I might come back to this later.

[dcxdpdabbles]

Bruce: I try to be supportive but Tim's hobbies are.....questionable

Clark: What do you mean?

Bruce: As you know, Tim has always had an... appreciation for heroes. Especially young heros like Robin and Phantom.

Clark: Yes, he's a big fan even when he was Robin.

Bruce: Exactly. And, as you know, some fans are in what they call "fandom". Tim is active in this community. He is a fanfiction writer.

Clark: a writer? That's not bad as I thought it was going to be when you called me over.

Bruce: Look at the laptop on the table. That's Tim's most popular fanfiction.

Clark:

Bruce crying: How can I support this?

Clark: Bruce, burn this laptop and bury the ashes on the moon.

[dingdongyouarewrong]

man y’all remember when the avengers movie came out and everyone headcanoned that all the avengers would live together in the tower and had all these cute posts about various fun ways they could interact and then the movies literally never had any of them even be friends

[mycroftrh]

I want to state, for the record, that “all the avengers would live together in the tower” wasn’t collective headcanon, it was canon. The very last scene of Avengers (2012), the one they left us on, is Tony redesigning the tower, designing a living area for each Avenger. That was, canonically, what was supposed to happen, in canon, and they just changed their minds and decided to… not. For whatever goldarn reason.

[dingdongyouarewrong]

GHHFDGJHFDS THATS EVEN FUNNIER WHY IS MARVEL LIKE THIS

[stealingyourbones]

Short DPXDC Prompts #601

Danny hides most of his ghostly traits in Gotham and decides to throw off the GIW’s trail in a more creative fashion.

He limits to using specific ghostly powers and traits, (i.e: super speed, flight, immortality, pale white skin, glowing eyes, inhuman movements, fangs, batform(?), ghostly magic that look akin to spells, etc.) and does his best to pretend that certain items are weaknesses to him (i.e: running water, silver, garlic, holy water, or crosses).

To hide in plain sight, he pretends to be a vampire.

[dissociativehyperfixating]

It wasn’t intentional at first, but once it started it was just too convenient. With the GIW looking for a ghost, the best way to hide in plain sight was to just be anything but a ghost! He had set up in gotham for it’s rich ectoplasm levels, being part ghost means he can pretty much subsist on ecto alone if he needed to, and with a good old filter to gather ecto from the air it was easy to settle down without having to worry about food expenses. Danny has to admit though, the fact that gotham’s ecto is blood red is a bit unsettling, but with the ambience of dark emotions it can’t be helped. Especially when he is bunkered down in crime alley which is absolutely saturated with red hot rage for some reason. So with the food situation taken care of and a vacant apartment settled down in, Danny heads out with a thermos of ecto to get a lay of the town. The thing about drinking straight ecto though, is that it tends to bring out the more inhuman features of a halfa. He first notices after a few sips when his fangs clink against the rim of the thermos, it isn’t too bad though, fangs can be explained away. It begins when he is passing through an alley and gets cornered. He is a little more energized than normal with the fresh ecto in his system so when he fights off his attackers he is faster, stronger and more inhuman then he intends.  One manages to knock the thermos out of his grasp as he is evading and it rolls down the alley spilling open. Right on time for the fight to end and a bat to drop down to investigate. What the bat finds is a thermos spilling out what suspiciously looks like blood and a pale fanged teenager wiping blood from the corner of his mouth. (cause you know Danny was still sipping his thermos during the fight, just cause he was being attacked doesn’t mean he isn’t gonna finish his meal) Danny whips around and hisses when he senses movement behin him, his eyes flashing, not full green but an icy blue. only to stop short. holy shit that is batman...

[danny-and-hisshadow]