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64mpg

i’m on onion rings right now

64mpg

get me my keys NOW

fairycosmos

you can kill them with kindness for on average about the first 25 years of your life. then you just start maiming

dick-hardboiled

There is absolutely a platonic explanation for that

dick-hardboiled

But I will also entertain the non platonic for my own edification do u understand

goldensunset

ottisbuns

Did you know

If you perform action Harmlessly Bother Cat you can receive Sounds

ottisbuns

If you perform action Ignore Cat you can also receive Sounds, with a percentage chance that they will be Noises instead

megafaunatic

NOT WHAT HES CALLED

#favs

mothcrumbs

i cant stop saying "grisp it"

mothcrumbs

i cant stop saying "grisp it"

mothcrumbs

creativewithbellamy

I made this series to share clear, no-BS info about abortion in a way that feels kind and easy to understand. Each post starts with a simple “Did you know?” fact — covering everything from how long a first-trimester procedure takes, to what recovery can look like, to the reminder that all kinds of people (not just women) have abortions. I wanted the tone to feel approachable and nonjudgmental, so I used soft, pastel rainbow colors and a clean layout to keep things gentle but informative.

Instagram (2025)

hsavinien

[ID: A series of informational slides with alternating simple images of long-haired and short-haired people in a variety of skin tones pointing to the text. They read:

"Did You Know? You can have an abortion at home with about 5 pills? Medication abortion is safe, effective, and FDA-approved.

Did You Know? It's actually easy to get pregnant again after an abortion? birth control options can be discussed at your visit - but the choice is always yours.

Did You Know? A first-trimester abortion takes about 5 minutes? It uses gentle suction to empty your uterus.

Did You Know? Sedation options can range from local to general anesthesia? You can choose what feels right for you.

Did You Know? Cramping and bleeding can last up to 6 weeks after an abortion? Or not at all - everyone's body is different.

Did You Know? Women aren't the only people who have abortions? Trans men, nonbinary people, and other gender-diverse folks can become pregnant and need abortion care, too.

Did You Know? Reproductive health info should be easy to find. Learn more at prochoice.org" /id]

girlsuggestion

protect bisexual boys

targaryenwig

why is this on a blog literally called girlsuggestion

froglawnmower

we are suggesting this to girls

targaryenwig

who is we? who are you

froglawnmower

italian shadow government

thestargazerlily

A PULSE. A BEAT. A SONG. LISTEN TO THE UNIVERSE SING.

#favs

therepudiatedimmortals

Had a dream a dragon mutual sent me a dm like "hey i jusr wanted to let you know you should kill everyone in your situation" followed by a "sorry the dragon rage took over"

preserving-tiktok

skibidingus

#favs

milfsagainstroadhead-deactivate

Really hate how “mommy and daddy issues” just a jab at the child and not the parent

tiffanarchyforever

Oh, so your parent(s) traumatized you when you were vulnerable and defenseless, and they let you down when you were reliant on them for your emotional needs? Lol idiot.

phinarei

My ENTIRE world just shifted to the left a bit. Thanks.

mtfautoandrophile

it’s so fucked up when you see something you KNOW is a portal to somewhere but you can’t figure out how to activate it. this is the most frustrating feeling that plagues modern man.