Like a rhino, not easily offended.

27/F/FL, yo.

[tonystarking]

[livesmart360-blog]

[u-gotta-kik]

This picture is Fox News’ worst nightmare

[offendedrhino-blog]

Big fat cheater! Little man is too smart for his own good sometimes...

[offendedrhino-blog]

Snow enrichment with the kids! Only the male wanted to dig through the snow, but he's easy to enrich! I love these guys!

[offendedrhino-blog]

Some days, I sit back and realize that I get paid $15/hr to hand feed lemurs Cheerios. My life, man. My. LIFE.

[offendedrhino-blog]

Zoological field: LEVEL UP!

The difference between an educator role at a small facility versus a keeper role at a large facility. SO MANY KEYS.

Also, I held a tuatara today after a herp keeper was so excited I knew about them and was freaking out over finally seeing them. If you don’t know about them, google them and be a bit envious. Because TUATARA, man.

[bogleech]

As C.M. Kosemen explains throughout All Yesterdays, we really can’t ever know how much fat and other soft tissues contributed to the overall shape of dinosaurs since that’s the first thing to rot and shrivel tight against their bones and like even a sperm whale has a little skinny skeleton.

so like

how would we know?

[ivyblossom]

All other typos can go home. This one wins.

[jhart87]

I have been laughing about this for days now.

[nevver]

[sra-foreveralone]

The best post I have ever seen.

[thisbelleisvegan]

I think I just peed my pants out of happiness.

[havocados-deactivated20141216]

This is what pranks need to look like

[221cbakerstreet]

CAN NICE PRANKS BE A THING

[hotchocolate1394-blog]

Thats so nice to see the world actully be nice

[stunningpicture]

Me (located in Iceland) and my friend (located in New Zealand) made the biggest sandwich of all time.

[thosecomics]

[offendedrhino-blog]

Turning down interviews is strange. I turned down a swing keeper interview, a primate interview, and a second interview working in Mississippi. All within two days. Because in one month, I start my new job and will finally be able to call myself a zookeeper. FINALLY.

[offendedrhino-blog]

Love this dude.

[offendedrhino-blog]

Yesterday, my life changed for good. Yesterday, I accepted a job. Yesterday, I could officially say - I became a zookeeper.

[ashagreyioy-deactivated20140220]

honestly why are all these marauder’s era edits portraying them styled like they’re from the 50’s teddy boy era or something

really if they wore muggle clothes it’d be more like

[laerugo]

#fancasting them as the marauders no takesies backsies