The Girl in the Fireplace

Ashley. 22. Historian in Training. Aspiring Spinster. 

[joannus]

[cyberrdaddy-deactivated20150224]

did she really confuse cannibals with cannon balls

[arnika1997-deactivated20151008]

Bigfoot is NOT fake

She is kind and giving and my friend. I will protect her. Once she brought me a handful of leaves and smooth river stones and i said, thank you ..

[bradleybirkholz-deactivated2021]

What she says: I’m fine

What she means: House Tyrell is the second most powerful house in all of Westeros, from the amount of gold they have, to their massive armies which are easily supported by their gold. They still have a number of powerful members of their family even with Margery and Loras dead. In addition to that they have spies, bards, etc, all over the seven kingdoms just like everyone else. Casterly Rock is incredibly far away from High Garden and there’s no way in hell that pretty much the entire Lannister army would march all the way to the Tyrell’s capital in High Garden with literally nobody noticing; and even if they got there the Tyrell’s army isn’t exactly non-existant. To fight them the Lannister’s would’ve easily sacrificed such a large amount of their forces making their chances against Daenerys almost negligible, all the while making Kings Landing and other Lannister controlled territory so incredibly weak that Daenerys could’ve waltzed into Kings Landing without shedding a single civilian blood drop. On top of that Olenna is one of the most incredibly intelligent and powerful characters on the entire show and wouldn’t have been eliminated from this unrealistic attack, and she also has more than a single castle she could’ve retreated to. Also Euron’s fleet just appeared out of nowhere with zero warning as well? Just like in the fight with the sand snakes? Where he defeated three of the show’s most powerful women at once? All of this has but one explanation: Sloppy storytelling

[skunkbear]

[teamrocketing]

i’m so glad i live in 2016 so i dont have to deal with these massive terrifying animals except the blue whale, but shes gentle and good

[mautlyn-deactivated20170727]

wait is it really called Hell Pig

[chrissyisabear-deactivated20190]

am i the only one who is self conscious about my windshield wiper speed when it’s raining. like i gotta watch other cars to make sure im not being too dramatic

[nicosdisangelic]

New Republican ad came out today which gave me the best reaction image I’ve ever seen.

[sexybaldwin]

One of my favourite Welcome to Night Vale quotes- beautiful and spooky and lovely.

[tastefullyoffensive]

[statsdead-deactivated20200602]

in skyrim i married a homeless man and even though we are married and he lives in my huge fuckin house he still wears rags and asks me to give him 1 gold whenever i see him

[cricketsqueak]

just another tuesday on r/relationships

[chaisquare]

it’s finally summer here but i still miss stupid LA

[officalhenryviii]

no you dont omg. I was so sweaty today that i took two cold showers. also i haven’t put on pants this week even though trey’s roommates are here and they have all seen my sort of nude. Oh well. 

[officalhenryviii]

there are so many things that suck about Miso dying. Like so many. But I think the one of the hardest parts is feeling like my support system is far away. I have almost no friends in LA. Today I cried for most of the day after a “friend” decided he would rather go to a movie with his brother than get dinner with me. 

My baby is dead. I feel alone. 

[beastieandthebeasts-deactivated]

Oliver looking good, feeling fabulous

Source:  Lighthouse Farm Sanctuary

[cherry-spiced]

Omg he’s beautiful!

[twitterlols]

[mushanga]

how fuckin short is mr clean

[trashythingsgohere]

[filthyhetero2]

[tapatiopapi]

HOMY FUCK OMG IM DEAD

[thechubbynerd]

THIS HAS GONE ON LONG ENOUGH

[crrocs]

how am i supposed to make creative funny text posts when nothing happens in my life at all

[applethefruit]

you just use a story from sims and pretend it really happened to you

[c8says]

one time i was swimming but the pool ladders disappeared so i couldn’t get out of the pool and i swam for 10 hours then died

[thebootydiaries]

classic

[destinyrush]

Happy Pride Month! 🌈